Here is update 36:
Update 36: "Radioactive Peels, Rockslides & Hail"
Original HP: 2000
Action: I slash at Meta-Mind with Shar-Pie
Roll: 5 (no minimum roll)
Effect: There you go. You dealt 100 damage to Meta-Mind. However, you lost 100HP from Meta-Mind. You healed 500HP this turn, but you lost 200HP from the radioactive battlefield this turn. Roll to dodge the hailstorm!
Dodge roll: 2 (minimum roll: 11)
Modified dodge roll: 7
Dodge effect: You lost 100HP from the hailstorm.
Current HP: 2100
Race/Character: Human (Expert Pokémon Trainer, -6 difficulty check in commanding Pokémon, +1 difficulty check for engineering)
Equipment: Super Shar-Pie (summons fierce tornadoes (can also attack those in the void and in Twili Cardboard Boxes), allows you to reroll a bad roll once per turn (the highest of two rolls is used), and no difficulty check), Protector of Lords (decreases opponents’ roll by 30%, maximum HP is 2600, +200HP per turn) , Fairy-in-a-Bottle+ (heals 100HP per turn (you can use it to heal 500HP, but only once), Fairy-in-a-Bottle++ (heals 200HP per turn (you can use it to heal 1000HP, but only twice)), 5 Tokens of Success (all unsuccessful rolls that are 10 or under become 11)
Positive Traits: None
Negative Traits: None
Environmental Effects: You are in the Twilight Realm (-100HP per turn)
Original HP: 2250
Action: I hit Piemaster over the head and steal those faries back.
And anything else I can get too.
Roll: 10 (minimum roll: 11 – 8 = 3)
Effect: You dealt 100 damage to Piemaster and he dealt 100 damage to you. However, you were unable to retrieve any items. Roll to dodge the hailstorm!
Dodge roll: 1 (minimum roll: 11 – 3 = 8)
Dodge effect: CRITICAL FAILURE! The hailstorm dealt 750 damage to you. You are now vulnerable to hailstorms (+5 difficulty check for dodging hailstorms). You were also caught in the rockslide, dealing another 750 damage to you. You lose 200HP from the radiation this turn. The audience cast flare on you, causing you to lose 250HP.
Current HP: 200
Equipment: True Master Sword (-8 difficulty check when using it, protects you from the Twilight Realm’s effects, no difficulty check and 1.5 times damage when used against Twili or undead), Genuine Earmuffs (immune to sound-based attacks), Dungeon Map (-1 difficulty check for escaping the dungeon)
Positive Traits: Your maximum HP is now 2500
Negative Traits: +5 difficulty check for dodging hailstorms
Environmental Effects: None
Changes to the Battlefield:
There is now a freak hailstorm. Each player must pass a dodge roll, with a difficulty check of 11. The hailstorm is in effect until the round is over. There are also stealth rockslides in the battlefield. If the player succeeds in dodging the hail, then they are subject to another dodge roll, this time to dodge the stealth rockslides. It also requires a minimum roll of 11. There are also flying banana peels in the battlefield. If the player succeeds in dodging the rockslide, then they are subject to another dodge roll, this time to dodge the banana peels. It also requires a minimum roll of 11.
Not only that, the battlefield consists of radioactive waste. It automatically deals 200 damage per turn (and the hailstones are made out of NeverMeltIce).
The audience [Aeront] changed the battlefield to become a radioactive wasteland. Being in the radioactive wasteland causes the player to lose 200HP automatically per turn and the (and the hailstones are made out of NeverMeltIce).
The audience [zeldamaster2] introduced stealth rockslides into the battlefield. Each player must pass a dodge roll, with a difficulty check of 11. The stealth rock dodge roll only happens if the player succeeds in dodging the hail.
The audience [RavThunderbird] cast Flare on Meta-Mind. Meta-Mind lost 250HP.
The audience [taiwanman0610] summoned flying banana peels. Each player must pass a dodge roll, with a difficulty check of 11. The flying banana peel dodge roll only happens if the player succeeds in dodging the rockslide.