Here is update 34:
Update 34: "The Audience Reacts"
Original HP: 1700
Action: I slash at King Zant with Shar-Pie, because there is no way I am letting him get at my dead comrades!
Roll: 17 (no minimum roll)
Effect: There you go. You dealt 250 damage. You defeated King Zant. You received 5 Tokens of Success. You healed 300HP this turn.
Current HP: 2000
Race/Character: Human (Expert Pokémon Trainer, -6 difficulty check in commanding Pokémon, +1 difficulty check for engineering)
Equipment: Super Shar-Pie (summons fierce tornadoes (can also attack those in the void and in Twili Cardboard Boxes), allows you to reroll a bad roll once per turn (the highest of two rolls is used), and no difficulty check), Protector of Lords (decreases opponents’ roll by 30%, maximum HP is 2600, +200HP per turn) , Fairy-in-a-Bottle+ (heals 100HP per turn (you can use it to heal 500HP, but only once), Fairy-in-a-Bottle++ (heals 200HP per turn (you can use it to heal 1000HP, but only twice)), 5 Tokens of Success (all unsuccessful rolls that are 10 or under become 11)
Positive Traits: None
Negative Traits: None
Environmental Effects: You are in the Twilight Realm (-100HP per turn)
Original HP: 1000
Action: I'll, once again, raise an army from the dead. This time they'll be Ninjask and Shedinja.
Roll: 13 (minimum roll: 16 – 5 = 11)
Effect: There you go. Now you have Twili Ninjask and Twili Shedinja. However, Twili Ninjask and Twili Shedinja were defeated by Ho-Oh, which was summoned out of nowhere. Ho-Oh dealt 500 damage to you. Not only that, you lost 250HP from a wizard in the audience. However, the combination of Piemaster’s attack and Perish Song got the best of you.
Current HP: 0
Original HP: 2500
Action: I steal my bottled fairies (plus anything else I can get) back from Piemaster.
And I do keep an eye out for attacks.
Roll: 9 (minimum roll: 11)
Effect: Sorry. Piemaster is being very defensive at the moment.
Current HP: 2500
Equipment: True Master Sword (-8 difficulty check when using it, protects you from the Twilight Realm’s effects, no difficulty check and 1.5 times damage when used against Twili or undead), Genuine Earmuffs (immune to sound-based attacks), Fairy-in-a-Bottle++ (heals 200HP per turn (you can use it to heal 1000HP, but only twice)), Dungeon Map (-1 difficulty check for escaping the dungeon)
Positive Traits: Your maximum HP is now 2500
Negative Traits: None
Environmental Effects: None
The audience [Aeront] summons Ho-Oh. Ho-Oh rains Sacred Fire on King Zant and his army. Ho-Oh defeated Twili Ninjask and Twili Shedinja. Ho-Oh dealt 500 damage to King Zant.
The audience [RavThunderbird] attacks King Zant with wizard powers. It dealt 250 damage to King Zant.
The audience [zeldamaster2] uses Perish Song. It only worked on King Zant. Piemaster and Meta-Mind somehow dodged it, since they are further away.
One last thing: the audience's attacks never miss, but are adjusted to be reasonable.