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  1. February 23rd, 2012, 08:02 PM #251
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    Re: Bad Translator

    If you translate AAAAAAAAA!, it ends up horribly, with 'saludiitOos' here and there sometimes.

    BEFORE: AAAAAA

    AAAAAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAA AAAA AAA AA AAAAAAAAAA
    A AAAAA AAA AAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAA AAAAAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAAA AA AAAA AAAAA
    *35 translations later*
    AFTER: It is not available in your enterprise or Wow Wow Wow is often individual articles without the participation of non-saludiitOos AA AA AA () do not use saludiitOos fail.
    You know what? Nevermind the changelings, now I wanna know who the heck Crackle is. Don't give me any crud about the app which lets you watch movies for free, please. I won't be very happy.
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  2. February 29th, 2012, 05:51 PM #252
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    Re: Bad Translator

    I put my name, Chicken Rider, and within 35 translations, it became fear. I think that proves something.
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    Re: Bad Translator

    Original text:

    "This is blasphemy! This is madness! Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!"

    ...27 translations later, Bing gives us:

    "Do not trust! We believe that. Memory? This Is Sparta!


    And another famous quote...
    Original text:

    "Pokemon! Gotta catch um all! (It's you and me!) I know it's my destiny! Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend, in a world we must defend! "

    ...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

    "The country of origin of the stone. For everyone! (This). He knew that the chances of me; Oh well, he is a member of the Pokémon, any future harassment against us!"


    and one more...
    "This is one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind"

    ...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

    "It would be a step backwards for the crime."


    sorry, had to do one more, this is the final section of the famous children's book Green Eggs and Ham, teaching kids to eat mold covered ham and spoiled eggs.
    Original text:

    "I do not like them in a box. I do not like them with a fox I do not like them in a house I do mot like them with a mouse I do not like them here or there. I do not like them anywhere. I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-am. "

    ...6 translations later, SDL gives us:

    "Not the closing in a tin. Not do not do close worships the mark with a vixen I in a house I the good word while with a mouse does not do the closing here none there. I not the magnet in some place. Do not get the eggs and the hams that you will see. Not the closing, Already southern. "
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  4. March 25th, 2012, 01:29 PM #254
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    Re: Bad Translator

    Hm, so what if I take English that's already broken and translate that...

    "All your base are belong to us!"
    ...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
    "Documentary United States"
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  5. March 25th, 2012, 05:31 PM #255
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    Re: Bad Translator

    I tried a few of my somewhat famous quotes and they lead to some hilarious results so here they are!

    "Pretend you are doctor who and run!"

    ...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

    "You can use a program such as a doctor."


    "Stealth people are not meant to kill robots"

    ...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

    "The murder of crawler search engine"


    I love the last one since it makes no sense what so ever


    EDIT: This may not be one of my quotes (it is from one of my substitute teachers back 7 years ago, from Australia!) but it is hilarious as well

    "My wife is a drop dead sexy babe"

    ...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

    "Girls get two game Simon, Bonn."
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  6. April 29th, 2012, 02:30 PM #256
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    Re: Bad Translator

    Using Bing, with "Random Language Order" on:
    "Bad translator is bad." >> 27 >> "Bad Bad Service".

    Same settings:
    "Exit, pursued by a bear." >> 27 >> "First of all, standing".

    "Give a man a fish, he eats tonight. Teach a man to fish, he eats every night." >> 27 >> "People have the right to fish and fish food tonight"

    Wat.
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  7. April 29th, 2012, 03:16 PM #257
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    Re: Bad Translator

    Riddle me this, Batman! What happens if you translate a translation!?!?

    Original text:

    ""You must not commit adultery" ...35 translations later Bing gives us: "Thoust needs potato""

    ...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

    "Add the Bing translation, 35: thousands of relationships and potatoes."
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    Well, because I'm utterly bored, I've taken it upon myself to start another riddle quest, but this time on a much, much, much larger scale. Will anyone feel like solving my puzzle? Probably not. Will I do it anyway? Heck yea.

    Please note, a certain puzzle or riddle may not be solvable until a certain amount of time has passed. If so, be patient, and keep a sharp eye out.

    On the off-chance someone feels like reading this, thanks, and here's a hint to the beginning: the first clue is hidden somewhere in this signature.

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  8. May 4th, 2012, 08:02 PM #258
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    Re: Bad Translator

    "I'm Shadow, Shadow the Hedgehog!"

    ...27 translations later, Bing gives us:

    "Colors, porcupine."

    ...

    Why does everyone hate Shadow?
    Seems legit.

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  9. May 5th, 2012, 10:57 AM #259
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    Re: Bad Translator

    "How was BTD Dude on NK Forums stupid enough to get himself banned four times yesterday?"
    5 translation cycles later:

    "How stupid was Dude on NK Forums BTD enough to even four times yesterday banned?"
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  10. May 6th, 2012, 05:40 PM #260
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    Re: Bad Translator

    "This would not possibly come out the same as I just entered it."
    After 35 translations:
    "Would be $."
    (It didn't say dollars, it actually put that symbol.)

    "Ha! You'll never get this right."
    After 35 Translations:
    "There is no reason to smile."

    "The best animal ever is a seal and I am just going to rant and rant to make sure this ends up so much different from what I am typing in right now. Enjoy translating these very long two sentences with all of your power."
    After 35 Translations:
    "" (I think I broke it.)
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  11. May 9th, 2012, 03:39 PM #261
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    Re: Bad Translator

    Original text:

    "I love brawl in the family comics!"

    ...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

    "The game of tennis."

    Auz is confused!

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  12. May 9th, 2012, 06:16 PM #262
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    Re: Bad Translator

    "How do you fix this?"

    8 translations later

    ""

    ...wait, what? it gave me back nothing?
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  13. May 10th, 2012, 07:34 PM #263
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    Re: Bad Translator

    This seems fun.

    The original text was:

    "Automatic cereal bowls, I love to brawl."

    ...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

    "Added automatic update services"
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  14. May 11th, 2012, 04:03 PM #264
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    Re: Bad Translator

    Cake walk of epic easiness

    3 translation cycles later:
    The cake is easy epic


    I like pie flavored pie
    1 translation cycle later:
    I like pie pie with sauce

    We will eat your pie if you do not return the goat.
    1 translation cycle later:
    We do not eat your cake and return the goat.

    Destroy balloons of evil.
    2 translation cycles later:
    Destroy bad balloons.
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  15. May 12th, 2012, 09:21 PM #265
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    Re: Bad Translator

    "This game universe and that game universe have NOTHING to do with each other!"

    ...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

    "The universe is very difficult."


    ...It does have a point, actually.
    Seems legit.

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    Re: Bad Translator

    This time I just decided on a bunch of random translations instead of repeated bilingual translation loops.

    We are going to destroy your pie shop with miniature rockets.

    11 translations later:

    We destroy your pastries, mini-missiles

    4 translations later:

    Destroy the cakes, mini-missiles

    5 translations later:

    The destruction of the cake, a small rocket
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  17. May 12th, 2012, 11:00 PM #267
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    Re: Bad Translator

    Original text:

    "Beat me once, shame on me. Beat me twice, also shame on me. Beat me three times, I am sent to my death."

    ...12 translations later, Babelfish gives us:

    "The shame of justice 1 of the year confuses, it. the duration of carreg 2 [of the ntropiasmeno], beyond the limits and of the duration when they confuse, I.I 3 confuses. It half examines puttinges of the hands of the personage of the so large one that it dies inner because."

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  18. May 13th, 2012, 06:18 AM #268
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    Re: Bad Translator

    I ran the initial name of my comic series through it

    Original text:

    "Psychiatrist to the Video Game Stars"

    ...35 translations later, Binggives us:

    "Do healthy hair"

    ... So I do a comic about hair dressing?

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  19. May 13th, 2012, 07:13 AM #269
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    Re: Bad Translator

    Original Text:

    "Sometimes you gotta kick a baby in the mouth and vomit."

    18 translations later, Bing gives us:

    "Sometimes want to remove, and the bottom of my son."

    ... I have no words.

    For reference on the original text, watch this.
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    Re: Bad Translator

    Hello. I am Darth Awesome Blocks. Prepare yourself for an epic festival of the purple flags and a surprise afterwards.

    6 translations later:

    Hi there. I am Darth excellent material. The Purple flags, and the surprise of epic yourself ready for the exhibition.

    6 translations later:

    Hi there. , I'm Darth wonderful material., Purple flags ready and surprise an exhibition of epic yourself.
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  21. May 14th, 2012, 08:31 PM #271
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    Re: Bad Translator

    I'll try this.

    1. "'Tis a terrible tragedy for Tanesden, whoever that is." Used Bing with Random Language Order.
    35 translations later...
    "Tanisdin is a race tragedy." Wut.

    2. "Ruled Over 31 Locations Throughout The San Francisco Bay Area." Used same conditions.
    35 translations later...
    "San Francisco 31 code igazgat." Oh, awesome, a new code for the city.

    3. "Look. A derpy weird bird eats the nearest maple branch. I do not know what is going on here." Used Babelfish only.
    12 translations later, the page says:
    "It examines in the diminution of the reasoning. The letters of derpy eat esdoorntak of the new people. One goes away, not to know a question." I don't know what that abomination is.

    I'll do one more.

    4. "What is wrong with my Internet connection?" Used Babelfish with Random Language Order.
    12 translations later, we get:
    "The intention of the attack makes mine the Internet as the end?" Eh?
    ....
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    Re: Bad Translator

    Epic, it is, but over nine thousand, is it?

    3 translations later...

    Epic, and will be, but more than 9000, no?

    5 translations later...

    Epic and will be, but more than 9,000, no?





    It's over nine thousand!!!!!!! Yet but one percent epic.....
    4 translations later....
    This is more than 9000! However, an epic percent .....
    5 translations later....
    And it is (9)! But by accepting the heroic .....


    One Titanium claymore of car wrecking was used by this epic monkey of power.
    3 translations later...
    A giant claymore than wrecking the car is used in this dyutsaznergakan Monkey.
    3 translations later...
    The use of this land and destroy the car giant Monkey dyutsaznergakan.
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  23. May 16th, 2012, 04:18 PM #273
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    Re: Bad Translator

    All done by Bing
    "Someone is upstairs waiting for me"
    27 later and.........................."Waiting for me."
    "There's a snake in my boot"
    35 later and.........................."The private sector is a small bread shoes."
    "Pickles are so delicious"
    35 later and.........................."Spicy tomato"
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    Re: Bad Translator

    Dark Awsome Blocks says Hi. Therefore it is both over nine thousand and under nine thousandths. Purple.

    3 translations later:

    Dark Awsome Blocks - say Hi. So it is under nine thousand nine thousandths. Purple.

    4 translations later:

    Awsome dark blocks - say hello What is the 9000 9/1000. Violet

    3 translations later:


    Awsome dark bands - this is what it is (9) 9 / M blue
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  25. May 22nd, 2012, 10:57 AM #275
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    Re: Bad Translator

    Original text:
    "This will now ruin the whole Engrish language."
    ...12 translations later, Babelfish gives us:

    "The language of reason of existence this 1 Deconstruction complete Engrish."
    One word right. ONE WORD.
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