I am insane. Not literally but metaphorically, or more like I have a certificate, but the certificate doesn't exist.
Location:
The Last Place You Look
Interests:
Doing stuff that no one cares about.
Occupation:
Saturn
Gender:
Genderless, like Mew.
Signature
OH MY GOODNESS!
Isn't this the BEST signature you've ever SEEN!
Spoiler: Random Quotes out of Context
Anyone who says something notable enough to get a place in here gets a smiley-face sticker.
Originally Posted by Asphoxia
Kittens have been shown to motivate test subjects. If you proceed to the testing chamber, you will get a kitten.
Originally Posted by Galax
I roundhouse kick Planetbox out of my window. What is it with you people and being in my room?
Originally Posted by RainbowPopTart
but oh what a glorious death it will be
Originally Posted by ZORK
That raises the question who's more evil - the one who beats up baby stars or the one who's using them as a living shield?
Originally Posted by PizzaGuy
Just pretend like this conversation is coherent and in order.
Originally Posted by Scraggy
I wish for quotes.
Originally Posted by Kiwi
Paperclips aren't for murdering innocents, they're for sword fights.
Originally Posted by Treble Tech
Banned for not relinquishing your possessions to the Grand Burrito.
Originally Posted by Spindow
let's hope my time here doesn't quickly devolve to an experience comparable to a pack of snarling ornery cats scratching wildly at each other in a wet alleyway