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FlamerX
July 27th, 2010, 03:19 PM
In this thread post some of your omegle or other chat website conversations.

here's my EPIC one. Warning it is long.( i am "you:" of course)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HELLO THERE!
Stranger: YOU
You: HI
You: YOU SEEM GREAT!
Stranger: IM JUST WONDERFUL, REALLY!
You: ME TOO!
Stranger: THAT'S SPLENDIFEROUS!
You: MAGNIFANTASTIC
Stranger: WOOTWOOT
You: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO
You: LIFE IS GREAT
Stranger: YOU KNOW IT
You: LETS BE PALS
Stranger: HELL YEAH!
You: YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH
Stranger: SCCOOOORRREEE!
You: LETS GO ON AN ADVENTURE
Stranger: YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS
You: TO PLUTOS MOOON
Stranger: ABSOLUTELY
Stranger: LET'S FLY THERE
Stranger: IN A CEREAL BOX
You: AWESOOOOME
You: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOK
You: METEORS
Stranger: WE HAVE TO SET UP A PLAYLIST FOR THE JOURNEY
Stranger: OHS**T
Stranger: AAAAHHHHH
Stranger: DODGEDODGEDODGE
You: DONT WORRY
You: I HAVE MAGIC FIST
Stranger: THANK GOD
You: AND I WILL BEAT THE HECK OUT OF ALL THE METEOR LOSERS
You: WWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: YYYEEEEAAAHHH
You: WE MADE IT TO JUPITUR
Stranger: OH GOOD
You: it is big
Stranger: WHAT KIND OF CEREAL BOX ARE WE IN AGAIN?
You: LUCKY CHARMS
Stranger: F**K YEEEAAAHHHH
You: CHOCLATE FLAVOR
You: YEAAAAAAAAAAAH
Stranger: AWESOME
Stranger: OK COOL
Stranger: UM
You: WUT?
Stranger: IM GETTING BORED, WHAT MUSIC SHOULD WE LISTEN TO TO PASS THE TIME?
You: UMMM
Stranger: ON OUR CEREAL BOX RADIO
You: DEATH METAL
Stranger: WOOOOOO
You: HARDCORE DEATH METAL
You: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCC CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
You: AIR GUITAR!
Stranger: GOGOGOGOGO WOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: BEST ADVENTURE EVER
You: WAIT ALIENS
Stranger: S**T
You: EVERYWHERE
Stranger: OH NO
Stranger: ALL RIGHT, GET OUT YOUR BANANA LAUNCHER. ALL ALIENS ARE DEATHLY ALLERGIC TO BANANAS
You: THEY ARE SHOOTING HOLES IN OUR SHIP
Stranger: FFFF***********KKKK HURRY
You: THEY HAVE SHEILDS
You: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: OOOOOHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOO
Stranger: QUICK, ENGAGE FORCEFIELD
You: PYUM
You: I T I S O N
Stranger: OK, WHEW
Stranger: GOOD
You: BUT PLUTO IS GOING TO EARTH!
Stranger: WHAT?!?!?!?!?
You: IT WILL KILL EVERYONE!
Stranger: F**KADILLY
Stranger: WHAT'RE WE GONNA DO?
You: ....
You: WE ARE SKREWED
Stranger: WELL, ****
You: WAIT
Stranger: WHAT IS IT?
You: I KNOW HOW TO STOP IT
Stranger: HOW?
You: WITH MY JUST-ADD-WATER MAGICAL ROBOT UNICORN ABOMINATION OF AWESOME!
Stranger: OF COURSE!
Stranger: GET TO IT
Stranger: GOGOGOGOGOGO
You: UM
You: UH
You: HEH
You: ...
Stranger: WELL......WHERE. WHERE IS IT?
You: .....
You: UM
You: IT IS IN MY CAR
You: ON EARTH
Stranger: YOU DUMBASS!
Stranger: OK, I KNOW WHAT TO DO
You: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
Stranger: YOU'RE A SKILLED HYDROPONICIST, CORRECT?
You: UM NO
Stranger: YES YOU ARE.
Stranger: DONT DENY IT.
You: MMMMKAY
Stranger: ALL RIGHT, WELL IF WE CAN GROW AS MUCH OUTER-SPACE WEED AS POSSIBLE IN THE NEXT 4 MINUTES, WE CAN BECOME THE ROBOT UNICORNS.
Stranger: WE CAN TRANSFOOOOORRRRMMM
You: TAHT IS SO COOL
You: BUT IM ALLERGIC TO DRUGS
You: WE ARE SCREWED
Stranger: ARE YOU WILLING TO DIE, FOR THE GOOD OF THE LAND, STUART?
You: ...
You: ( RAISES HEAD)
You: ( EYES GLIMMER)
Stranger: IT'S ALL MAN-KIND WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE.
You: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIWWWWWWWWWWWW IIIIIILLLLLLL DO IT
Stranger: YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH
Stranger: THAT'S WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT
You: LET US TRANNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSFFFFFFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ORMMMM
Stranger: FWOOOOOM
You: LET US GO
Stranger: YEEAAAHHHH
Stranger: TROTTROTTRO
You: YAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAY
Stranger: THERE'S PLUTO
You: OH NO
You: THE ALIEN MOTHER SHIP
Stranger: DAMNIT, NOT THIS AGAIN
You: THEY ARE SHOOP DA WOOPING AT US
Stranger: OK, DO YOU SEE THAT HUGE THUNDERSTORM ON EARTH?
Stranger: OVER THERE
Stranger: LOOK
You: YUS
Stranger: OK, WE HAVE TO GO AND EAT THE LIGHTNING
You: 2012!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: AND CRAP THUNDER ON THE ALIENS
Stranger: YOU IN?
You: HECK YEAH
Stranger: LET'S GO THEN
You: GGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: OMNOMNOMNOMNOM
You: PPPPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: IT WORKED!
You: BUT PLUTO
You: IT IS ALMOST TO EARTH
Stranger: FLYYYYYY
You: ACK
Stranger: WE GOT THIS, COME ON STUART
You: MY M Y HEART
Stranger: NOOOOO I CANT STOP IT MYSELF
You: GO ON MIKE, I WILL GIVE YOU MY POWERS
You: SO YOU BECOME INTENSLY POWERFUL
Stranger: PPPPPUUUUUSSSSSSHHHHHH
Stranger: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Stranger: DEFLECTED!
You: UUUUUHHHHhhhhh...
Stranger: STUART, NOOOOOOO. WHY, CRUEL WORLD...
Stranger: D:
You: IM STILL ALIVE MAN
Stranger: YYYYEEESSSS
You: ALL THAT THUNDER CAUSED REALLY BAD HEART BURN
Stranger: OH GOOD, I WAS WORRIED THERE FOR A SECOND
Stranger: BUT WHAT ABOUT YOUR ALLERGIES?
You: OH
You: UH OH
Stranger: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo OooOoOOoOOooooooOOOOooOoOooOOoOOOOoooooOOOOO WHYYYYYY?
You: ( INTENSE HIVE BREAK OUT)
You: AAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK
You: THE HIVE
You: IT HAS ARMS
Stranger: OH NO
Stranger: THAT CAN'T BE GOOD
You: KILL IT KILLITKILLIT
Stranger: CHOMP
Stranger: I BIT IT OFF
You: ow
Stranger: YEAH....
Stranger: SORRY ABOUT THAT MAN
You: THAZ OKAY
You: OH NO
You: LOOK AT
You: EARTH
Stranger: GOD MOTHERF***ING DAMNOT
Stranger: DAMNIT
You: THER IS A ROBOT APOCOLYPSE HAPPENING
You: YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS
Stranger: THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR. OH GOD... NOT
Stranger: NOT
You: WAIT
You: WE COULD DO THIS
You: ON THE NEXT EPISODE
Stranger: SCORE! PROCRASTINATION
You: seeya till the next episode mike
Stranger: peace, stuart
You: i will share this adventure with the world
Stranger: as will i.
You: with copy pasta
Stranger: wondifergical.
You: magnifantastic
You: okay bye

yeah,so start posting your conversations!:)

Villerar
July 27th, 2010, 03:42 PM
A brilliant idea! I wish that either a moderator or I would have devised to make it!


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Have you seen the foretokens?
You: The signs are becoming clearer.
You: The end is near!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I said so! ;)

FlamerX
July 27th, 2010, 04:22 PM
I think i also talked to a german guy, 2 dutch girls who were freinds, and talked to 2 south east asia people.
And i had the best argument ever.All of which i forgot to copy :(.
(edit) 50th post woo

Dinosaurshotgun
July 27th, 2010, 05:19 PM
You: GREETING HYOOMAN
Stranger: you must be one of those internet-trolls I've heard about
You: UNTRUE.
Stranger: How much?
You: I AM AN ANDROID.
You: MY DATABASE DEFINITION OF TROLL DOES NOT MATCH THAT OF MY OWN MODEL DEFINITION.
Stranger: ...and...roid?
Stranger: and, roid?
You: NEGATIVE.
Stranger: and steroids?
You: ANDROID IS A SINGLE WORD.
Stranger: those are bad for you.
Stranger: You should... not do them
You: STEROIDS DO NOT HAVE EFFECTS ON ROBOTS.
Stranger: they make your man-parts wither away.
You: ROBOTS DO NOT HAVE MAN-PARTS. ROBOTS HAVE MACHINERY-PARTS.
Stranger: you... probably still have nuts somewhere
You: I SENSE A PUN.
You: I HAVE BEEN CONSTRUCTED IN ORDER TO EXAMINE HUMANKIND IN ORDER TO BRING INFORMATION TO MY MASTER.
Stranger: your mast...er?
Stranger: are you on a ship?
Stranger: a sailing ship?
Stranger: isn't that kind of dangerous? there's water
Stranger: and you could short-circuit
Stranger: and rust.
Stranger: that would make me sad
Stranger: see? :'(
You: I THINK YOU MISUNDERSTAND ME. IF I DO NOT PUT A SPACE BETWEEN TWO GROUPS OF LETTERS YOU SHOULD ASSUME I AM SPEAKING OF ONE WORD RATHER THAN MULTIPLE ONES.
Stranger: oic
You: SCANNING.... SCANNING....
You: OIC TRANSLATED. RESULT: OH, I SEE. PROBLEM SOLVED.
Stranger: yay
You: YOUR JOY IS ACCEPTABLE. MY CIRCUITS PRIORITIZE JOY OVER SADNESS WHEN NO OTHER REASONING IS AVAILABLE.
Stranger: so let me get this straight
Stranger: you are a man-shaped artificial intelligence, seeking information on humanity for the purposes of the one who has control over you?
You: AFFIRMATIVE.
Stranger: sounds lonely.
Stranger: I do not envy you the task, either
Stranger: you must have fairly robust programming, to have not gone insane yet... how long have you been at this, anyway?
You: MY CLOCK CYCLE DATA IS WIPED WHEN MY MEMORY BECOMES FULL. INFORMATION UNAVAILABLE.
Stranger: gosh darn.
You: IT CANNOT BE HELPED.
Stranger: maybe it can
Stranger: files in your memory often have a timestamp
Stranger: or, at least on human computers, they would
Stranger: you just have to find the oldest one
You: PERHAPS IF MY MEMORY WAS MANUALLY ACCESSED THESE TIMESTAMPS COULD BE VIEWED.
You: SINCE YOU SEEK THIS KNOWLEDGE I SHALL ALLOW YOU TO DO SO.
Stranger: are you asking me to... check your disks?
You: AFFIRMATIVE.
You: MY CURRENT COORDINATES ARE: THE MOON.
You: SIMPLY LOCATE THE X-NAUT BASE AND COME WITHIN RANGE OF MY CAMERAS AND I WILL GUIDE YOU THE REST OF THE WAY.
Stranger: umm
You: PLEASE STATE ANY ISSUES IN THIS CONVERSATION BOX. IN MY CURRENT STATE I AM UNABLE TO READ YOUR MIND.
Stranger: the only vehicles I have access to are limited to surface travel
Stranger: so while I'd... certainly enjoy servicing your disks (it'd be a unique experience, at least),
Stranger: I might have to decline your invitation for the time being
You: THEN I CANNOT GIVE YOU THE INFORMATION OF WHICH YOU SEEK. YOUR PREDICAMENT I SEEMINGLY UNSOLVABLE.
You: CORRECTION: YOUR PREDICAMENT IS SEEMINGLY UNSOLVABLE
Connection asploded.

I decided to do one. So there.

Manty
July 27th, 2010, 08:42 PM
I ****ing hate this website.

How would you take your friends going over to your house and using your computer for 3 hours at the most just to look for boobs? That's what I have to go through every day.

...Well, the text segment isn't bad. Maybe I'll post a conversation on here soon.

FlamerX
July 27th, 2010, 09:03 PM
manty, I think you are talking about chatroulette.
All you do on omegle is talk.

Dynawing
July 27th, 2010, 09:10 PM
do you mean you haven't run into people going "asl" on Omegle? I find it hilarious that there's tons of people actually looking for a girlfriend there, it's impossible to go on without tripping over a million people like that

Omegle is fun for trolling as I'm sure some of you know, but it's not impossible to find a good, actual conversation (http://freetexthost.com/i0cp23asi3) (not me, I just read it off of a TroperTales page. Oh and it's long).

I haven't really ventured there myself because I don't think I'm clever enough to troll well.

Elfice
July 27th, 2010, 09:15 PM
This sounds wildly entertaining, but I don't think I'll get on until I have material prepared.

Manty
July 27th, 2010, 09:16 PM
manty, I think you are talking about chatroulette.
All you do on omegle is talk.

Did you not notice the "video chat" button?


Stranger: helloo
You: Hi.
You: Would you like to go on an adventure with me?
Stranger: yes
You: Okay.
You: I'll be your tour guide.
Stranger: ok
You: We're going to a castle hidden under the ocean in Florida.
Stranger: ok
You: Get into the submarine, please.
Stranger: im in
You: Would you like any refreshments?
Stranger: nopee
You: Okay.
You: Here we go. hang on, it's going pretty fast.
Stranger: ok
You: *time warp*
You: Oh, god!
You: We went so fast we traveled through time.
Stranger: wow
You: The castle's not there.
You: Should we get to land?
Stranger: yes
You: Okay.
You: We're on land.
You: I wonder what time period we're in...
You: OH GOD OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: what
You: *is eaten by velocoraptors*
Stranger: ohh
You: Now I'm a ghost.
You: RUN FOR IT
I guess he doesn't like ghosts.