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It’s spooky story time, readers, which means a three-part tale of gluttony gone terribly wrong. Happy Halloween!

By the way, I’m trying to double-check all the orders and such–if you’ve never received a book or other piece of merchandise from me, please let me know! I’m trying to satisfy all customers and I want to make sure you’re not still waiting for your order.

-By Matthew