Darn those Zelda 1 gossips! The frustrating thing is blowing your money if you don’t dig deep enough (or dig too deep: “BOY, YOU’RE RICH”)–couldn’t they at least offer a lesser hint? There are a couple Zelda 1 in-jokes in the last panel for the eagle-eyed.

I wonder if such a business would flourish in this world…? Probably not legally, I’d wager.

-By Matthew