Snake busts out the extra-impressive material this time around, and Falcon seems to be getting reasonably worried. This comic initially had the old “Nothin’ at all,” “Stupid sexy Snake!” gag, but I realized that everyone was already making that joke after last Friday’s strip, so it would’ve just been a bit redundant.

Will Samus be won over by the impressive mercenary? Will Snake continue to find endearingly derogatory pet names for Falcon? Will I be able to keep coming up with three enticing questions per blog post? Tune in for the next episode, “Snake in the Grass (Part 4),” or “Order of the Serpent.”

And now, Mr. Know-it-all…!