Tuesday, May 20 — 12:00 AM

This one’s a little dark. But really, what the heck is that creepy half-egg thing anyway? Did you know Exeggcutes are technically some sort of seed? A bunch of big, nasty egg-looking seeds that break open and have gooey yolk inside. What a gross Pokemon. And some portrayals of it give the broken “egg” a face?? Get that nastiness out of here.

I bet it smells terrible. Horrid little thing.

-By Matthew