ExciteBots is one of the best arcade racers I’ve played, but the game is quite generous with its stars–enough to reward players for crashing into rocks and opponents!  In fact, there’ve been plenty of times when an online combatant would brutally smack my poor Beetle or Roach from above….and I’D be the one to nab a ton of stars for a Super Bot Smash!

But hey, I’m not complaining.  If I can get stars for hurtling off of a 200-foot cliff in a violent fireball, then more power to me!

All joking aside, I actually am quite good at the game.  If you see a Beetle or Roach online with the name FLINT (and a Moon icon), you’ll know it’s me..  …Or an imposter.

The real me will be takin’ first place, thank you very much.