Hi guys, long time lurker and Matthew's big brother here. I usually never post but I think because of the circumstances I will make a thread for my little bro who has been dealing with some serious pain, as a get well/cheer up Matthew thread. I have decided to kick off this thread with a joke that he wrote himself when he was 15.
"What are red and invisible?" Hold for timing. HOLD HOOOOOLLLLLDDDD "NO tomatoes!"
Now a joke from me that I have made up on this very spot. "What is brown and stinky?" HOOOOLLLLDDDD FOOOORRR TIMMMMIIINNNNGGGGGg "A stinky stick."
Get well my brother, love Michael