THE GRAND PUZZLE
Well, because I'm utterly bored, I've taken it upon myself to start another riddle quest, but this time on a much, much, much larger scale. Will anyone feel like solving my puzzle? Probably not. Will I do it anyway? Heck yea.
Please note, a certain puzzle or riddle may not be solvable until a certain amount of time has passed. If so, be patient, and keep a sharp eye out.
On the off-chance someone feels like reading this, thanks, and here's a hint to the beginning: the first clue is hidden somewhere in this signature