Darkylicious

[LazorJF]

Me no like darky. Me be lazorjf.

[Rebel Vanguard]

Darky was chosen because he is our forum lord.

He is the reason we are all here today.

This is how we worship him. And it shames me that you all question this.

[Eruedraith]

I had the same problem, but I got it to work when I saved it instead of link-leeching.

Ah, thank you.

[TheMightyBox]

Darky was chosen because he is our forum lord.

He is the reason we are all here today.

This is how we worship him.

But,
if that was the true reason,
why are we all not named LightningBoalt?

[Crabmaster]

Darky was chosen because he is our forum lord.

He is the reason we are all here today.

This is how we worship him. And it shames me that you all question this.

OH! I never knew that! WELL! That makes a lot of sense.

[Guybrush20X6]

I think I'm missing the joke here. Can someone tell me what's the meaning of this? (Besides from April Fools that is)

I have a horrible streak of not been told important stuff. I've missed exams because nobody told me anything..

[Agent Gold]

But,
if that was the true reason,
why are we all not named LightningBoalt?

Because he's offline and this is all happening behind his back.
Because there can only be one... *wind blows dramatically*

[Rebel Vanguard]

Because Lightningboalt is the diety of the world. He has his own day of worship.

Darky is the forum lord. This is his day of worship.

[Eruedraith]

Because he's offline and this is all happening behind his back.
Because there can only be one... *wind blows dramatically*

Darky vs Lightningboalt a la Highlander.

Place. Your. Bets.

[Crabmaster]

Darky vs Lightningboalt a la Highlander.

Place. Your. Bets.

*CoughcoughVSCrabmastercoughcoughcough*

[Deathfish64]

Darky vs Lightningboalt a la Highlander.

Place. Your. Bets.

I don't think that would be much of a contest. A mere lord is nothing before a deity!

I would totally win, I mean come on even Boalt isn't as awesome as me!

[Dinosaurshotgun]

Why is Rebel Vanguard still Rebel Vanguard then, hmmmm?

[(>^.^)>]

So does that all mean that I only half-worship darky, and half myself? Odd...

BitF is polytheistic.

Darky is the god in control of the underworld.

[AuraKnight]

Because Lightningboalt is the diety of the world. He has his own day of worship.

Darky is the forum lord. This is his day of worship.

I thought we already had at least three lords...but I'm cool with this so w/e.

[Villerar]

Darky vs Lightningboalt a la Highlander.

Place. Your. Bets.

To be honest, I think neither of them would excel at Highland dances. I don't think LB has ever had the opportunity to try it and Darky is not particularly attracted to Scots.

[Rebel Vanguard]

I am still Rebel Vanguard because of name implications.

And because I new registered users won't know who to PM most likely to get their accounts approved.

BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING.

I still show our lord Darky the respect he deserves.

[Dinosaurshotgun]

I am still Rebel Vanguard because of name implications.

And because I new registered users won't know who to PM most likely to get their accounts approved.

BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING.

I still show our lord Darky the respect he deserves.

So you're like a Chancellor.
Chancellors ALWAYS backstab their lords. They never don't not un-backstab their lords.

[Elfice]

This is absolute insanity.

[ThatFellow]

Meh.

[Kirb]

This is seriously stupid.

No, really.

omg hi darky

you're really posting a lot aren't you

[Guybrush20X6]

It's like that Monty Python Skit where everyone in Australia is called Bruce and they are uterly bewildered when a British guy called Micheal Baldwin shows up

"Is your name not Bruce, then?"
"No, it's Micheal."
"That's going to cause a little confusion."

[Darky]

BitF, I...

[Cloudodom]

Oh.

I'm afraid of the dark.