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    Re: Bad Translator

    Oh man, this was on the Steam Forums a while back.

    "Here's a touching story. Once upon a time, you died and I lived happily ever after. The end." becomes "He died, he saw the story, "he said."

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    Re: Bad Translator

    "Mr saturn"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "C - PI"
    i don't even know

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    Re: Bad Translator

    Original text:

    "shut up, fool!"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Frost, quick!"

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    Re: Bad Translator

    "JSG"

    "City."

    c:

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    Re: Bad Translator

    the best for me so far:
    Original text:

    "The all powerful Lord Coffee Master desires entertainment! ENTERTAIN HIM!"

    ...30 translations later we get:

    "Oh, God, coffee now! !"

    I FlowersFlowersFlowersFlowersING LOVE THIS THING
    Guess what?

    You're great.

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    Re: Bad Translator

    "Manty wants YOU to check out his new Super Mario Flash thread. Ooh, blatant advertising!"
    30 translations later:
    "Manta "Flash detection in New Super Mario Bros. theme, yes!"

    ...Uh.
    i'm pretty much dead here...pm me if any of y'all wanna talk B^)

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    Re: Bad Translator

    I don't think the translator likes Shakespeare that much....

    "to be or not to be that is the question -Sakespeare"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "No sakespeare."

    Edit: I have to try this one day...

    "Pie flavored pie Mah spoon is to big I like trains I am a banana."

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Coke, Biscuits and bananas in a round game of mahjong in a tablespoon to eat."
    Last edited by Shredder; January 7th, 2011 at 10:36 PM.

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    Re: Bad Translator

    I'm not sick but I'm not well."

    ...30 translations later we get:

    "I often are fed up."
    If I ever have some words of infinite wisdom, I'll be sure to tell you.

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    Re: Bad Translator

    I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm, in flap-jaw space, with the tuning fork, does a raw blink on Hiri-Kiri rock! I need scissors! 61!
    Quote Originally Posted by 56 translations later
    Christian Rock - in the name baemeyeseo 尔塞 uedkrnegong ipeseoey 珀普 if แ Holland! My son is 61!
    Sure is not-English around here.

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    Re: Bad Translator

    CAN YOU EVEN PRONOUNCE THIS?

    "In Soviet Russia base steal you! "

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Hnrkarrneseseyohrn!"

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    Re: Bad Translator

    "You can't spell Godot without God."

    ...20 translations later we get:

    "Justice can not do without God."
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    Re: Bad Translator

    Ek.

    "I don't like using proper English. Deal with it."

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Do not use the English words"

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    Re: Bad Translator

    "Shot through the heart, and you're to blame."

    ...20 translations later we get:

    "The balls are in my heart, I am responsible."
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    Re: Bad Translator

    DANCE YOU PUNY O DANCE!
    "Oh the huge manatee with humans in it!"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Dance O"

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    Re: Bad Translator

    "It's a trap!" becomes after 56 translations "Live!".

    "I'm gonna get that Kirby." -> "I hope that pumpkin."

    "Cricket, top hats, tea and crumpets." -> "Sports bottles and feet."

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    Re: Bad Translator

    I don't know why but I think the translation is more depressing.

    "The Hindenburg and the Titanic sinking at the same time wile depressing music is played on the worlds smallest violin. "

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Children around the world for diving and violin hindenburg taitannike"

    Edit: This is what heppends when you let insane people translate.

    "he's climbin in your windows he's snatchin your people up tryna rape em so y'all need to hide your kids, hide your wife hide your kids, hide your wife hide your kids, hide your wife and hide your husband cuz they're rapin errbody out here"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Windows Drive and woman, child, children, women, children and abuse of the husband and wife, and reduce the use of Breathing life errbodi trees are used to keep secret.
    Last edited by Shredder; January 8th, 2011 at 03:53 AM.

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    Re: Bad Translator

    "I'm a pervert, live with it!"

    ...31 translations later we get:

    "Азсъмгейидаживееснея!"

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    Re: Bad Translator

    "Pie is good. But, this translator has yet to beat pie."

    ...and I get the irrelevant:

    "The cake is good. This cake is a winner."

    then:

    "This translator sucks.."

    turns into

    "It's just confused.."
    Last edited by the metolosophy; January 8th, 2011 at 06:23 AM.
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    Re: Bad Translator

    Original text:

    "I'm gonna get you, Kirby. I'm gonna get me, Kirby."

    ...30 translations later we get:

    "Kirby. By Kirby."

    "Don't mind me, I'm just here being silly..."

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    Re: Bad Translator

    BLOCKS ODOR FOR FIFTEEN HOURS.
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    I um
    What is this

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    Re: Bad Translator

    "So smooth it could kill kittens."

    ...20 translations later we get:

    "Shut up, you can kill a cat."
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    Re: Bad Translator

    Original text:

    ""Yes I'm tiny, so what ?""

    ...56 translations later we get:

    ""Yes, the forum was so young."

    How the forum get there ?

    "Don't mind me, I'm just here being silly..."

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    Re: Bad Translator

    Original text:

    "The captain Yoshi is very bored right now"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "The owner is happy."

    What?
    The owner?
    What What Pumpkin What

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    Re: Bad Translator

    "I smell like condiments! Relish! Mustard! Ketchup and cheese!" turned into "ฉ anrneveinn! Yes! Sauce, lettuce, cheese!"

    "I'd like to thank everyone I've ever met: Jim, Sarah, Bob, Shirley, Phil, Doris, Uncle Peter, Henry Fonda, Jill the weather girl, Susan, my first wife Cheryl, Dick York." turned into "The whole game, Sarah, beans, shirley, Phil, Peter Fonda ankle Doris, Susan, and his first wife, woman, Sarah, Alma, Thank you, Dick York, you can do"

    Both were after 56 translations.
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    Re: Bad Translator

    I decided to use this line from Sam & Max (I forgot which epidsode) when you check Brady Culture's fro in your trophy closet:

    "It's a fro! Nothing less, nothing mo!"

    After ten translations: "This! No less than my mother!"

    After twenty translations: "It! At least my mother!"

    After thirty translations: "READ! At least my mom!"

    The rest is either virtually the same or completely unreadable.

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