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    Bad Translator

    This seems to be pretty popular in the OTCD, so might as well post a topic.

    Basically, post the results you got with this, as well as how many translations you did.

    Alright, I typed in "Holy Toledo, that whale is huge!", and 20 translations later we get "Great, great game!" What.
    Last edited by Manty; August 7th, 2011 at 02:23 AM.
    i'm pretty much dead here...pm me if any of y'all wanna talk B^)

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    Re: Bad Translator

    Original text:

    "I am just gonna go ahead and say that I was the one who posted in today which caused the others to find it... But i dont care. I just want something to translate so Ill rant in here "

    ...30 translations later we get:

    "Day after tomorrow I can understand why ... but I do not care. Land hinder translation call"

    This thing is just .... LOL

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    Re: Bad Translator

    Funny
    "i like to play Super smash bro's brawl, i like Ness!"

    ...40 translations later we get:

    "Burashisupagaido. Game. Now I love green!"
    WTF?

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    Re: Bad Translator

    "You know, I've always wondered what's up with airline food."

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "I think the type of food you like, you know."

    Things got weird in the middle, I swear I saw,
    "You know, I think, what kind of food you like.
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    Re: Bad Translator

    I put in
    "PIE "

    ...40 translations later we get:

    "Dangerous"
    ???

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    Re: Bad Translator

    "Now Luke, a gentleman never leaves a lady strangling a man with her fist through a wall."

    ...30 translations later we get:

    "Lucas is a man and his wife died, a point on the wall."
    If I ever have some words of infinite wisdom, I'll be sure to tell you.

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    Re: Bad Translator

    Original text:

    "Your mother."

    ...50 translations later we get:

    "Honey"
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    Re: Bad Translator

    "Sora blade 2"

    ...40 translations later we get:

    "Both programs show"
    Waht?

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    Re: Bad Translator

    "Aurelite's talking about Manfred von Karma doing various things to a wall."

    ...30 translations later we get:

    "Aurelio wall Manfuleide food, one is different."
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    Re: Bad Translator

    "Actually Captain Yoshi, I was the fist one to post this in the OTCD. If you can prove otherwise, you get an e-Cookie and an internet. But if you look far enough, I posted this first."

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Otkd kyaputenburento fact, I was young, he said, "otherwise we will see - Mail, and cookies I write this, but .."

    I am making a statement, and I'm showing how bad at translating/awesome at making funny stuff.

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    Re: Bad Translator

    "The Mighty Box is friends with the Companion Cube."

    ...20 translations later we get:

    "Table is a group of powerful friends, including a cube"
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    Re: Bad Translator

    This is hilarious

    Original:
    'Speak up Francis, your voice is muffled from your head being so far up your ass.'

    'I know!'

    Translated:
    Kontengu pirmosyos fulangkisi forest atsakima 傥!


    uHHHHH,
    This looks..
    Not English
    Spoiler:  


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    Re: Bad Translator

    "♫ You're the joke of the ♫ neighborhood Why should ♫ you care ♫ if you're feeling ♫ good Take the long way home ♫ ♫ Take the long ♪ way home "

    ...20 translations later we get:

    "It is a joke ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ by concern for the environment, it seems Long Way Home ♫ ♫ ♫ ♪ home"
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    Re: Bad Translator

    Now this is just mean!
    "I am cool"

    ...40 translations later we get:

    "No."

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    Re: Bad Translator

    Original text:

    "Salami, Pork, Ham, and Turkey make great sandwiches."

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Sausage, ham, bread, chicken, turkey and an adult."

    I don't know what's going on, but I suppose that a good sandwich those ingredients might make.

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    Re: Bad Translator

    "I did not hit her I did not! -Tommy Wiseau"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "Oinakeeydenhaaamn! Thomas Show, -."
    It sounds like Okami's retarded cousin!

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    Re: Bad Translator

    Orginial: so i herd u liek mudkipz
    End Result: Mudkipz.

    Original: Brawl in the Family Forums
    End Result: Association for our family.

    Max Translations (56).


    Okay WTF

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    Re: Bad Translator

    Well, why not.
    I chose a simple one: "It's like a carnival ride!"
    Throughout most of the translation nothing happened.
    And then suddenly: ""Reality ใ kgkanivane!""
    Pfft! I don't even know what that one symbol is! Very curious indeed.
    EDIT: Oh yeah, max translations, 56.

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    Re: Bad Translator

    original: "to be, or not to be. that is the question."

    ...20 translations later we get:

    "Yes or no. This is a problem."

    :/
    Guess what?

    You're great.

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    Re: Bad Translator

    What is this, I don't even"

    ...20 translations later we get:

    "As"
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    Re: Bad Translator

    I put in the word to the eight melodies from mother
    "Take a melody, Simple as can be Give it some words and Sweet harmony Raise your voices, All day long now, love grows strong now Sing a melody of love Oh, love "

    ...40 translations later i got:

    "Simple Song few words a day for a healthy and stable development, which includes love, sweet love song"
    ...ok

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    Re: Bad Translator

    Original Text was AuraKnight, and after about 10 AuraKnights in a row, it finally changes and I end up being called Sir.
    Home with the milk in the morning / Singing the same old song
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    Re: Bad Translator

    "The Mighty Box"

    "Safety"

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    Re: Bad Translator

    "Cool story bro."

    ...10 translations later we get:

    "Cool brother story."

    ...20 translations later we get:

    "cool story bro."

    ...30 translations later we get:

    "Cool companion story."

    ...40 translations later we get:

    "The story is beautiful."

    ...50 translations later we get:

    "This is good news."

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "This is good news."
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    Re: Bad Translator

    "Mother 3"

    ...56 translations later we get:

    "The three sea."
    Ok

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