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    Re: The Shop

    I would like to buy the flat screen TV, the DVD of "Wurmple and the True Meaning of Winterday," as well as that Fabulous Dictionary!

    So I believe that makes my total $160. However, what is the size of this TV? If it is too small I may not want it, and if that is the case then that DVD will be worthless. So I must know the size of this TV before I continue on.

    In the meantime, I will gladly buy this fabulous dictionary for $30~
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    Okay, I'll give you an inflatable GHS and 10 bucks for a CEOs Reporting to Grand High Snowman Scene Lawn Decoration
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    Re: The Shop

    Quote Originally Posted by Lightningboalt View Post
    The lowest I will go is $5 at this moment in time.
    I will accept this, provided I get a microwave for...ooh, let's say, $17?

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    Re: The Shop

    I AM MATTHEW TARANTO

    Glorious Portrait of the Grand High Snowman: $350 (2 in stock)
    I DO NOT HAVE THE MONEY TO PURCHASE SUCH A THING, I AM JUST UNDER 125 DOLLARS SHORT YES
    BUT BEING MACKENZIE HUMMEL MEANS THAT I AM AN ARTIST WHO WOULD TAKE GREAT INSPIRATION FROM A PORTRAIT AND POSSIBLY PRODUCE MORE ART THAT COULD BE GIVEN IN RETURN FOR A REDUCTION OF COST
    HOWEVER IT ALSO DEPENDS ON THE GREATNESS OF THE ARTIST OF THIS

    I BELIEVE I WILL BE INSTEAD GLARING AT THIS OBJECT
    Statue of the Grand High Snowman Violently Destroying his Foes: $500 (1 in stock)
    SCULPTURES SOUND VERY NICE BUT I AM LACKING 375 MONEYS
    BUT BEING THE ARTIST THAT I AM, I WILL LOVE A DISCOUNT AND IN RETURN I SHALL CREATE MORE ART GLORIFYING HIS GRANDNESS

    pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?

    I have a third of this website to wave in your face full of my (purchased) art to back up the whole drawing thing yes


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    I will pay $55 for the CEOs Reporting to Grand High Snowman Scene Lawn Decoration and $20 for "Large Inflatable Grand High Snowman Lawn Decoration.

    Winterday decorations are so important to have, especially since they are needed only once a year. When Winterday is over with, I will give them proper burial so I have to buy all new ones next year. Oh how lovely consumerism is.
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    Re: The Shop

    Oh, and I think I'll have a mattress, too...

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    Re: The Shop

    Quote Originally Posted by MooseFondue View Post
    These candies are simply the best their is, and I cannot get enough. If I were to spend my remaining $400, could I expect any sort of discount? Say, getting candies 25% off?
    So you would like 500 candies? We have such a large stock of them, why not? You now own 600 Candies all together, and have no money left.

    Quote Originally Posted by Chaos Kiwi View Post
    20 candies please. And one CGH Dictionary.

    Also, can you accept trades nstead of currency?
    We do accept trades, however you need to have something to trade and aside from your money and these two items you are purchasing, you have nothing.

    So, this is a $50 offer; you now have $450, 20 candies, and a Dictionary.

    Quote Originally Posted by koolaroo View Post
    dear shopkeeper i would like to buy the crown for a hundrend but i'll give you my soul and a flat screen tv.
    This offer is ridiculous; sorry, but no way. Paying 10% of a priceless artifact? Your soul has no monetary value or use to me, and your TV still doesn't make this offer nearly worth my time.

    Quote Originally Posted by Tigerman View Post
    I would like to buy the flat screen TV, the DVD of "Wurmple and the True Meaning of Winterday," as well as that Fabulous Dictionary!

    So I believe that makes my total $160. However, what is the size of this TV? If it is too small I may not want it, and if that is the case then that DVD will be worthless. So I must know the size of this TV before I continue on.

    In the meantime, I will gladly buy this fabulous dictionary for $30~
    The TV is a very large one, about 72 inches wide. If you would still like to buy the TV and DVD, please say so; you now own a Dictionary and have $470 remaining.

    Quote Originally Posted by TheMightyBox View Post
    Okay, I'll give you an inflatable GHS and 10 bucks for a CEOs Reporting to Grand High Snowman Scene Lawn Decoration
    Certainly. You now have $455 and a CEOs&GHS Scene Lawn Decoration.

    Quote Originally Posted by Thousand Island Sausage View Post
    I will accept this, provided I get a microwave for...ooh, let's say, $17?
    These are reasonable prices. You now have a shirt and festive microwave, and $458 remaining.

    Quote Originally Posted by Rune View Post
    I will pay $55 for the CEOs Reporting to Grand High Snowman Scene Lawn Decoration and $20 for "Large Inflatable Grand High Snowman Lawn Decoration.

    Winterday decorations are so important to have, especially since they are needed only once a year. When Winterday is over with, I will give them proper burial so I have to buy all new ones next year. Oh how lovely consumerism is.
    Add in $15 and you have a deal, a total cost of $90. Is this acceptable?

    Quote Originally Posted by Metaknight4ever View Post
    I AM MATTHEW TARANTO

    I DO NOT HAVE THE MONEY TO PURCHASE SUCH A THING, I AM JUST UNDER 125 DOLLARS SHORT YES
    BUT BEING MACKENZIE HUMMEL MEANS THAT I AM AN ARTIST WHO WOULD TAKE GREAT INSPIRATION FROM A PORTRAIT AND POSSIBLY PRODUCE MORE ART THAT COULD BE GIVEN IN RETURN FOR A REDUCTION OF COST
    HOWEVER IT ALSO DEPENDS ON THE GREATNESS OF THE ARTIST OF THIS

    I BELIEVE I WILL BE INSTEAD GLARING AT THIS OBJECT
    SCULPTURES SOUND VERY NICE BUT I AM LACKING 375 MONEYS
    BUT BEING THE ARTIST THAT I AM, I WILL LOVE A DISCOUNT AND IN RETURN I SHALL CREATE MORE ART GLORIFYING HIS GRANDNESS

    pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?

    I have a third of this website to wave in your face full of my (purchased) art to back up the whole drawing thing yes
    The Paintings are of the highest caliber by the most talented artists in history, scientifically fused into one artistic superbeast. You are indeed $125 short, however you did provide festive Winterday art AND you are offering more than our last prospective buyer. If you would like, we could have a deal on our hands; you'll just need to provide a portrait of the GHS later to prove that you are indeed set on your goal of being inspired by our snowyness.
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    Re: The Shop

    Quote Originally Posted by Thousand Island Sausage View Post
    Oh, and I think I'll have a mattress, too...
    Its a deal; $408 remaining, and 1 mattress added to your inventory.
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    Okay, I'll have the flat screen for full price.
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    Re: The Shop

    Ok. Is large ninja army a viable trade for the Glorious Portrait?

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    Your talent for accepting my offers is delicious, boy...

    Now hear this: I can have the hot tub and heat-seeking missile for just...$150?
    Oh, and maybe 50 bags of candies.

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    The Paintings are of the highest caliber by the most talented artists in history, scientifically fused into one artistic superbeast. You are indeed $125 short, however you did provide festive Winterday art AND you are offering more than our last prospective buyer. If you would like, we could have a deal on our hands; you'll just need to provide a portrait of the GHS later to prove that you are indeed set on your goal of being inspired by our snowyness.
    throw in a winterday shirt and it's a deal
    that means you're taking all my money huh

    PATRICK STAR, YOU ARE ONE SMART SHOPPER


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    Re: The Shop

    Quote Originally Posted by TheMightyBox View Post
    Okay, I'll have the flat screen for full price.
    Fine. $355 remaining, and one TV added to your inventory.

    Quote Originally Posted by Chaos Kiwi View Post
    Ok. Is large ninja army a viable trade for the Glorious Portrait?
    Allow me to reply with a quote:
    Quote Originally Posted by Lightningboalt View Post
    We do accept trades, however you need to have something to trade and aside from your money and these two items you are purchasing, you have nothing.
    No, this fictitious ninja army is not a viable trade.

    Quote Originally Posted by Thousand Island Sausage View Post
    Your talent for accepting my offers is delicious, boy...

    Now hear this: I can have the hot tub and heat-seeking missile for just...$150?
    Oh, and maybe 50 bags of candies.
    $150? That, my dear friend, would be a ripoff. No. I would allow you to purchase a Hot tub for that price, but I won't allow you to get a $550 offer for just over a quarter of that price.

    Quote Originally Posted by Metaknight4ever View Post
    throw in a winterday shirt and it's a deal
    that means you're taking all my money huh

    PATRICK STAR, YOU ARE ONE SMART SHOPPER
    Only because you're doing something a bit extra to earn this. This is a special case, so I'll allow the shirt. However, you must have the portrait ready later today... or else. You have no money left, but now have a shirt and portrait.
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    This deal is acceptable.
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    Now I'll give you m lawn decoration and flat screen tv for a hot tub.
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    Re: The Shop

    May I trade 10 candies for a battery?

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    Re: The Shop

    Quote Originally Posted by Rune View Post
    This deal is acceptable.
    Good. $90 for the CEOs Reporting to Grand High Snowman Scene Lawn Decoration and Large Inflatable Grand High Snowman Lawn Decoration. You have $410 left.

    Quote Originally Posted by TheMightyBox View Post
    Now I'll give you m lawn decoration and flat screen tv for a hot tub.
    This offer is acceptable to me. You now have a Hot Tub.

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    May I trade 10 candies for a battery?
    Make it 12 and pay $2, and the battery is yours.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lightningboalt View Post
    $150? That, my dear friend, would be a ripoff. No. I would allow you to purchase a Hot tub for that price, but I won't allow you to get a $550 offer for just over a quarter of that price.
    Tsk tsk tsk, and we were going so well...$275? If I've done my maths right, that's amost half of the retail price, which has been admitted to be an astonishing mark-up...

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    I'll give you $60 for ten shirts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thousand Island Sausage View Post
    Tsk tsk tsk, and we were going so well...$275? If I've done my maths right, that's amost half of the retail price, which has been admitted to be an astonishing mark-up...
    Still a bit low for my tastes, I would take the deal if you were to drop the hot tub, you would still get 50 candies and the missiles... a $350 deal for only $275 is very impressive, wouldn't you agree?

    Quote Originally Posted by TheMightyBox View Post
    I'll give you $60 for ten shirts.
    Make it 8 shirts and its a deal. Is this fine?
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    Re: The Shop

    Quote Originally Posted by Lightningboalt View Post
    The TV is a very large one, about 72 inches wide. If you would still like to buy the TV and DVD, please say so; you now own a Dictionary and have $470 remaining.
    Okay so I will pay $130 for both the TV and the DVD then...72" Flat screen (HD?) Oh boy that would be awesome.

    So that leaves me with $340. I don't suppose you would be willing for me to buy this sceptor for so much less.

    So who here is willing to pitch in to buy this Sceptor? It is $2000, and with me wanting to pitch in $300 that leaves $1700 gap.
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    Sure.
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    Re: The Shop

    Mr. shopkeeper do you like socks?

    Yes you do like socks and I have 6 pairs which is 12 socks which is as many as twelve ones or six twos or even four threes. And that's great.

    And I'll give you those socks, and you can put 2 on your ears and 1 on your nose and you can finally be an elephant since I know you've always wanted to be an elephant. And then you could give the other 9 to your family so you can be a family of elephants

    And all I ask in return is for a hot tub at 130$.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lightningboalt View Post
    Still a bit low for my tastes, I would take the deal if you were to drop the hot tub, you would still get 50 candies and the missiles... a $350 deal for only $275 is very impressive, wouldn't you agree?
    Pssssh...fine, so long as you throw in a good birch twig. I need a new one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tigerman View Post
    Okay so I will pay $130 for both the TV and the DVD then...72" Flat screen (HD?) Oh boy that would be awesome.

    So that leaves me with $340. I don't suppose you would be willing for me to buy this sceptor for so much less.

    So who here is willing to pitch in to buy this Sceptor? It is $2000, and with me wanting to pitch in $300 that leaves $1700 gap.
    Well, you know what you now own and how much you have, and no I will not accept $300 for the scepter. However, pooling enough money to sufficiently pay for the majority of it is a fine idea.

    Quote Originally Posted by TheMightyBox View Post
    Sure.
    The deed is done; $395 remaining, and you now have 8 shirts.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dynawing View Post
    Mr. shopkeeper do you like socks?

    Yes you do like socks and I have 6 pairs which is 12 socks which is as many as twelve ones or six twos or even four threes. And that's great.

    And I'll give you those socks, and you can put 2 on your ears and 1 on your nose and you can finally be an elephant since I know you've always wanted to be an elephant. And then you could give the other 9 to your family so you can be a family of elephants

    And all I ask in return is for a hot tub at 130$.
    Haha, I like it, very creative bartering. Sure, you can have the hot tub for $130. Say goodbye to your socks :o

    Quote Originally Posted by Thousand Island Sausage View Post
    Pssssh...fine, so long as you throw in a good birch twig. I need a new one.
    Okay. You now have $233 remaining.


    ATTENTION SHOPPERS: WE HAVE A SPECIAL SALE: BUY 1 SURFACE TO AIR HEAT SEEKING MISSILE AND YOU WILL GET A FREE SHIRT, PACK OF PAINT, AND WINTERDAY CARD!

    ALSO, WE HAVE A NEW ITEM AVAILABLE: WINTERDAY CHAIRS, FOR THE VERY FAIR PRICE OF $20! THEY APPEAR TO BE LATE DUE TO A FACTORY ISSUE, SO BUYERS... BEWARE.
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