The Shop (Closed, Happy Winterday Everyone!)

[Tigerman]

I would like to buy the flat screen TV, the DVD of "Wurmple and the True Meaning of Winterday," as well as that Fabulous Dictionary!

So I believe that makes my total $160. However, what is the size of this TV? If it is too small I may not want it, and if that is the case then that DVD will be worthless. So I must know the size of this TV before I continue on.

In the meantime, I will gladly buy this fabulous dictionary for $30~

[TheMightyBox]

Okay, I'll give you an inflatable GHS and 10 bucks for a CEOs Reporting to Grand High Snowman Scene Lawn Decoration

[Curus]

The lowest I will go is $5 at this moment in time.

I will accept this, provided I get a microwave for...ooh, let's say, $17?

[ArtisticDuckie]

I AM MATTHEW TARANTO

Glorious Portrait of the Grand High Snowman: $350 (2 in stock)

I DO NOT HAVE THE MONEY TO PURCHASE SUCH A THING, I AM JUST UNDER 125 DOLLARS SHORT YES
BUT BEING MACKENZIE HUMMEL MEANS THAT I AM AN ARTIST WHO WOULD TAKE GREAT INSPIRATION FROM A PORTRAIT AND POSSIBLY PRODUCE MORE ART THAT COULD BE GIVEN IN RETURN FOR A REDUCTION OF COST
HOWEVER IT ALSO DEPENDS ON THE GREATNESS OF THE ARTIST OF THIS

I BELIEVE I WILL BE INSTEAD GLARING AT THIS OBJECT

Statue of the Grand High Snowman Violently Destroying his Foes: $500 (1 in stock)

SCULPTURES SOUND VERY NICE BUT I AM LACKING 375 MONEYS
BUT BEING THE ARTIST THAT I AM, I WILL LOVE A DISCOUNT AND IN RETURN I SHALL CREATE MORE ART GLORIFYING HIS GRANDNESS

pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?

I have a third of this website to wave in your face full of my (purchased) art to back up the whole drawing thing yes

[Ruane]

I will pay $55 for the CEOs Reporting to Grand High Snowman Scene Lawn Decoration and $20 for "Large Inflatable Grand High Snowman Lawn Decoration.

Winterday decorations are so important to have, especially since they are needed only once a year. When Winterday is over with, I will give them proper burial so I have to buy all new ones next year. Oh how lovely consumerism is.

[Curus]

Oh, and I think I'll have a mattress, too...

These candies are simply the best their is, and I cannot get enough. If I were to spend my remaining $400, could I expect any sort of discount? Say, getting candies 25% off?

So you would like 500 candies? We have such a large stock of them, why not? You now own 600 Candies all together, and have no money left.

20 candies please. And one CGH Dictionary.

Also, can you accept trades nstead of currency?

We do accept trades, however you need to have something to trade and aside from your money and these two items you are purchasing, you have nothing.

So, this is a $50 offer; you now have $450, 20 candies, and a Dictionary.

dear shopkeeper i would like to buy the crown for a hundrend but i'll give you my soul and a flat screen tv.

This offer is ridiculous; sorry, but no way. Paying 10% of a priceless artifact? Your soul has no monetary value or use to me, and your TV still doesn't make this offer nearly worth my time.

I would like to buy the flat screen TV, the DVD of "Wurmple and the True Meaning of Winterday," as well as that Fabulous Dictionary!

So I believe that makes my total $160. However, what is the size of this TV? If it is too small I may not want it, and if that is the case then that DVD will be worthless. So I must know the size of this TV before I continue on.

In the meantime, I will gladly buy this fabulous dictionary for $30~

The TV is a very large one, about 72 inches wide. If you would still like to buy the TV and DVD, please say so; you now own a Dictionary and have $470 remaining.

Okay, I'll give you an inflatable GHS and 10 bucks for a CEOs Reporting to Grand High Snowman Scene Lawn Decoration

Certainly. You now have $455 and a CEOs&GHS Scene Lawn Decoration.

I will accept this, provided I get a microwave for...ooh, let's say, $17?

These are reasonable prices. You now have a shirt and festive microwave, and $458 remaining.

I will pay $55 for the CEOs Reporting to Grand High Snowman Scene Lawn Decoration and $20 for "Large Inflatable Grand High Snowman Lawn Decoration.

Winterday decorations are so important to have, especially since they are needed only once a year. When Winterday is over with, I will give them proper burial so I have to buy all new ones next year. Oh how lovely consumerism is.

Add in $15 and you have a deal, a total cost of $90. Is this acceptable?

I AM MATTHEW TARANTO

I DO NOT HAVE THE MONEY TO PURCHASE SUCH A THING, I AM JUST UNDER 125 DOLLARS SHORT YES
BUT BEING MACKENZIE HUMMEL MEANS THAT I AM AN ARTIST WHO WOULD TAKE GREAT INSPIRATION FROM A PORTRAIT AND POSSIBLY PRODUCE MORE ART THAT COULD BE GIVEN IN RETURN FOR A REDUCTION OF COST
HOWEVER IT ALSO DEPENDS ON THE GREATNESS OF THE ARTIST OF THIS

I BELIEVE I WILL BE INSTEAD GLARING AT THIS OBJECT
SCULPTURES SOUND VERY NICE BUT I AM LACKING 375 MONEYS
BUT BEING THE ARTIST THAT I AM, I WILL LOVE A DISCOUNT AND IN RETURN I SHALL CREATE MORE ART GLORIFYING HIS GRANDNESS

pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?

I have a third of this website to wave in your face full of my (purchased) art to back up the whole drawing thing yes

The Paintings are of the highest caliber by the most talented artists in history, scientifically fused into one artistic superbeast. You are indeed $125 short, however you did provide festive Winterday art AND you are offering more than our last prospective buyer. If you would like, we could have a deal on our hands; you'll just need to provide a portrait of the GHS later to prove that you are indeed set on your goal of being inspired by our snowyness.

Oh, and I think I'll have a mattress, too...

Its a deal; $408 remaining, and 1 mattress added to your inventory.

[TheMightyBox]

Okay, I'll have the flat screen for full price.

[Kiwi]

Ok. Is large ninja army a viable trade for the Glorious Portrait?

[Curus]

Your talent for accepting my offers is delicious, boy...

Now hear this: I can have the hot tub and heat-seeking missile for just...$150?
Oh, and maybe 50 bags of candies.

[ArtisticDuckie]

The Paintings are of the highest caliber by the most talented artists in history, scientifically fused into one artistic superbeast. You are indeed $125 short, however you did provide festive Winterday art AND you are offering more than our last prospective buyer. If you would like, we could have a deal on our hands; you'll just need to provide a portrait of the GHS later to prove that you are indeed set on your goal of being inspired by our snowyness.

throw in a winterday shirt and it's a deal
that means you're taking all my money huh

PATRICK STAR, YOU ARE ONE SMART SHOPPER

Okay, I'll have the flat screen for full price.

Fine. $355 remaining, and one TV added to your inventory.

Ok. Is large ninja army a viable trade for the Glorious Portrait?

Allow me to reply with a quote:

We do accept trades, however you need to have something to trade and aside from your money and these two items you are purchasing, you have nothing.

No, this fictitious ninja army is not a viable trade.

Your talent for accepting my offers is delicious, boy...

Now hear this: I can have the hot tub and heat-seeking missile for just...$150?
Oh, and maybe 50 bags of candies.

$150? That, my dear friend, would be a ripoff. No. I would allow you to purchase a Hot tub for that price, but I won't allow you to get a $550 offer for just over a quarter of that price.

throw in a winterday shirt and it's a deal
that means you're taking all my money huh

PATRICK STAR, YOU ARE ONE SMART SHOPPER

Only because you're doing something a bit extra to earn this. This is a special case, so I'll allow the shirt. However, you must have the portrait ready later today... or else. You have no money left, but now have a shirt and portrait.

[Ruane]

This deal is acceptable.

[TheMightyBox]

Now I'll give you m lawn decoration and flat screen tv for a hot tub.

[Kiwi]

May I trade 10 candies for a battery?

This deal is acceptable.

Good. $90 for the CEOs Reporting to Grand High Snowman Scene Lawn Decoration and Large Inflatable Grand High Snowman Lawn Decoration. You have $410 left.

Now I'll give you m lawn decoration and flat screen tv for a hot tub.

This offer is acceptable to me. You now have a Hot Tub.

May I trade 10 candies for a battery?

Make it 12 and pay $2, and the battery is yours.

[Curus]

$150? That, my dear friend, would be a ripoff. No. I would allow you to purchase a Hot tub for that price, but I won't allow you to get a $550 offer for just over a quarter of that price.

Tsk tsk tsk, and we were going so well...$275? If I've done my maths right, that's amost half of the retail price, which has been admitted to be an astonishing mark-up...

[TheMightyBox]

I'll give you $60 for ten shirts.

Tsk tsk tsk, and we were going so well...$275? If I've done my maths right, that's amost half of the retail price, which has been admitted to be an astonishing mark-up...

Still a bit low for my tastes, I would take the deal if you were to drop the hot tub, you would still get 50 candies and the missiles... a $350 deal for only $275 is very impressive, wouldn't you agree?

I'll give you $60 for ten shirts.

Make it 8 shirts and its a deal. Is this fine?

[Tigerman]

The TV is a very large one, about 72 inches wide. If you would still like to buy the TV and DVD, please say so; you now own a Dictionary and have $470 remaining.

Okay so I will pay $130 for both the TV and the DVD then...72" Flat screen (HD?) Oh boy that would be awesome.

So that leaves me with $340. I don't suppose you would be willing for me to buy this sceptor for so much less.

So who here is willing to pitch in to buy this Sceptor? It is $2000, and with me wanting to pitch in $300 that leaves $1700 gap.

[TheMightyBox]

Sure.

Mr. shopkeeper do you like socks?

Yes you do like socks and I have 6 pairs which is 12 socks which is as many as twelve ones or six twos or even four threes. And that's great.

And I'll give you those socks, and you can put 2 on your ears and 1 on your nose and you can finally be an elephant since I know you've always wanted to be an elephant. And then you could give the other 9 to your family so you can be a family of elephants

And all I ask in return is for a hot tub at 130$.

[Curus]

Still a bit low for my tastes, I would take the deal if you were to drop the hot tub, you would still get 50 candies and the missiles... a $350 deal for only $275 is very impressive, wouldn't you agree?

Pssssh...fine, so long as you throw in a good birch twig. I need a new one.

Okay so I will pay $130 for both the TV and the DVD then...72" Flat screen (HD?) Oh boy that would be awesome.

So that leaves me with $340. I don't suppose you would be willing for me to buy this sceptor for so much less.

So who here is willing to pitch in to buy this Sceptor? It is $2000, and with me wanting to pitch in $300 that leaves $1700 gap.

Well, you know what you now own and how much you have, and no I will not accept $300 for the scepter. However, pooling enough money to sufficiently pay for the majority of it is a fine idea.

Sure.

The deed is done; $395 remaining, and you now have 8 shirts.

Mr. shopkeeper do you like socks?

Yes you do like socks and I have 6 pairs which is 12 socks which is as many as twelve ones or six twos or even four threes. And that's great.

And I'll give you those socks, and you can put 2 on your ears and 1 on your nose and you can finally be an elephant since I know you've always wanted to be an elephant. And then you could give the other 9 to your family so you can be a family of elephants

And all I ask in return is for a hot tub at 130$.

Haha, I like it, very creative bartering. Sure, you can have the hot tub for $130. Say goodbye to your socks :o

Pssssh...fine, so long as you throw in a good birch twig. I need a new one.

Okay. You now have $233 remaining.


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ALSO, WE HAVE A NEW ITEM AVAILABLE: WINTERDAY CHAIRS, FOR THE VERY FAIR PRICE OF $20! THEY APPEAR TO BE LATE DUE TO A FACTORY ISSUE, SO BUYERS... BEWARE.