The Q and A Thread

[Grand High Snowman]

batch 4

If you teamed up with Chuck Norris, how glorious would it be on a scale of one to zero divide by zero, because 0/0 equals everything. EVERYTHING.

NOT AS GLORIOUS AS IF IT WERE MYSELF FIGHTING CHUCK NORRIS.

AND OBVIOUSLY DEFEATING HIM

So how do you and your team of snowmen plan on take over the tropics and desert areas of the world?

WE ALREADY HAVE, ALL THEY CARE ABOUT IN THOSE AREAS IS SURFING AND LYING IN THE SUN. OR RIDING CAMELS IN PLACE OF SURFING FOR DESERTS. THEY PUT UP NO RESISTANCE.

What about dat dere Frosty.
And all of the other Grand High rip-offs.

WE OFFED FROSTY TWO DAYS AGO. HIS HEAD WAS STUCK ON A STAKE AND PLACED IN FRONT OF MY THRONE TO WARD OFF FOOLS WHO ATTEMPT TO OVERTHROW ME.

Ah, okay. So what booster pack was your card from? Or was it only available as a special promotion?

SPECIAL PROMOTION, OF COURSE. BOOSTER PACKS ARE LOWLY AND DEGRADING

Mr. Grand High Snowman, how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

IF IT TAKES MORE THAN 10, YOU AREN'T TRYING HARD ENOUGH

Mr. Snowman what is your opinion on the mysterious and potentially threatening entity we call yellow snow?

or all the other colors for that matter like fire truck orange snow

YELLOW SNOW IS NO DANGER TO US; NO ONE WOULD BE FOOL ENOUGH TO MAKE IT INTO A SNOWMAN, AND IT IS UNLIKELY THAT THERE WOULD BE ENOUGH YELLOW TO GO AROUND

FIRE TRUCK ORANGE SNOW IS POTENTIALLY RARER, ALTHOUGH THERE TENDS TO BE QUITE A LOT WHEN PACKS OF WOLVES GO HUNTING


IF I DID NOT ANSWER YOUR QUESTION THIS GO AROUND, CHECK BACK LATER IN THE NEXT BATCH

[Super Homestario Bros]

How do you type with boxing gloves on?

Okay, that one was a joke. Here's the real one:
If you found out someone was more glorious than yourself (obviously that's impossible, but let's assume it for the sake of the question), how would you react?

[Ruane]

What type of singing voice do you have? You strike me as a bass, maybe a bass-baritone.

[Kiwi]

How old are you?

[Grand High Snowman]

batch 5

At one point I was on a medication that made my urine fire-truck orange. Thusly, I would avoid said snow.

THIS IS THE MOST HORRIBLE THING I HAVE HEARD IN DAYS

NEVER SPEAK OF THIS AGAIN

if it's white, it's all right

yellow or green is not clean

...GREEN? I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW

Here's a question: What the Hell kind of place has orange fire engines? Y'all should get out.

HERE IN MY EMPIRE, WE HAVE NO FIRE ENGINES; IN A FORTRESS MADE OF PERMAFROST IT ISN'T EXACTLY NECESSARY

There are purple fire engines, Curus. Just so you know ^^

Oh great snowman, does talking in bold typeface and all capital letters allow you to convey your authoritative tone, or do you need additional means of doing so to express yourself fully?

AMAZINGLY THIS MAN IS CORRECT:


THIS IS JUST HOW I SPEAK, STOP TRYING TO PSYCHOANALYZE ME. MY LAST PSYCHOLOGIST NEEDED A PSYCHOLOGIST OF HIS OWN WHEN I WAS THROUGH WITH HIM, AND THAT PSYCHOLOGIST NEEDED HIS OWN PSYCHOLOGIST AS WELL.

How do you type with boxing gloves on?

Okay, that one was a joke. Here's the real one:
If you found out someone was more glorious than yourself (obviously that's impossible, but let's assume it for the sake of the question), how would you react?

I DON'T, THERE ARE NO BOXING GLOVES DESIGNED FOR HANDS MADE OUT OF STICKS

I WOULD HAVE THIS BEING KILLED AND I WOULD WEAR ITS PELT AS MY NEW CAPE, THUS MAKING ME MORE THAN DOUBLY GLORIOUS THAN I AM NOW WHEN I WEAR SAID CAPE.

What type of singing voice do you have? You strike me as a bass, maybe a bass-baritone.

I DO NOT SING

I DO, HOWEVER, HAVE A DEEP AND BOOMING VOICE FOR BELLOWING ANGRILY AT DEGENERATES OF SOCIETY

How old are you?

I'VE LOST TRACK, IN ALL HONESTY. I RECALL SEEING MANY MAMMOTHS AS A YOUNG CHILD, HOWEVER

[Kiwi]

Do you have a giant robot? If so, can I see it?

[ArtisticDuckie]

Grand High Snowman, what happened to Santa Claus?

[Manty]

Okay I killed myself but Grand High Snowman still eat apple what do I do.

:/

[Ruane]

What type of tribute are you looking most forward to receiving this year?

[Grand High Snowman]

batch 6

Do you have a giant robot? If so, can I see it?

I HAVE NO NEED FOR ROBOTICS

Grand High Snowman, what happened to Santa Claus?

THERE IS NO SANTA CLAUS

CHRISTMAS IS A MYTH

What type of tribute are you looking most forward to receiving this year?

THE BEST KIND OF TRIBUTE

I FOR ONE AM HOPING FOR AT LEAST ONE HUMAN SACRIFICE

:/

MY APOLOGIES, I MISSED THE ORIGINAL POST.

"Okay I killed myself but Grand High Snowman still eat apple what do I do."

YOU BEG FOR MERCY. ALSO BRING A BETTER APPLE WHEN YOU DO THAT

[ArtisticDuckie]

Grand High Snowman, what do you do with children?

Also what's your opinion on rainbow unicorns

[MooseFondue]

Grand High Snowman: How much snow can a snowman man if a snowman could man snow?

[charigaara]

Grand High Snowman, how many Winterday tributes do you get on average? What was your favorite Winterday tribute?

[War P. Anda]

What would you do if everyone lost their WINTERDAY spirit?

[Ruane]

How much do your Celebratory Elation Officers earn? Are there any fringe benefits? Are you hiring?

[Raptor]

Will you be back next year? Also do you have any pets?

[Latiaslover97]

Mister snowman, do you like Mudkips I mean Ghost Trick? *Goes on and on about Ghost Trick and how I think is Sissel is better*

[Grand High Snowman]

batch 7

Grand High Snowman, what do you do with children?

Also what's your opinion on rainbow unicorns

I SEND THEM OFF TO DO CHILD LABOR. OR I GRILL THEM. CHILDREN ARE GOOD EATING.

THEY ARE RAINBOWY AND OVERLY HAPPY. THAT MUCH JOY USURPS WINTERDAY SPIRIT, THIS IS NOT A GOOD THING.

Grand High Snowman: How much snow can a snowman man if a snowman could man snow?

HOWEVER MUCH IS NECESSARY TO OVERTHROW THE CURRENT REGIMES WITH FAR MORE BRUTAL AND COLD ONES

Grand High Snowman, how many Winterday tributes do you get on average? What was your favorite Winterday tribute?

55 A SECOND. MY FAVORITE TRIBUTE WAS PROBABLY THE DESTRUCTION OF MY MORTAL ENEMY, WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED AS HE IS NOT WORTHY OF RECOGNITION ASIDE FROM BEING MY FORMER MORTAL ENEMY BEFORE HE PERISHED.

What would you do if everyone lost their WINTERDAY spirit?

I WOULD BEAT IT BACK INTO THEM

How much do your Celebratory Elation Officers earn? Are there any fringe benefits? Are you hiring?

THEY EARN $75 AN HOUR. THEY HAVE FREE HEALTHCARE AND THEY ARE ALLOWED TO KEEP A QUARTER OF WHATEVER THEY TAKE FROM SILLY PATHETIC REBELS. WE ARE CURRENTLY NOT HIRING.

Will you be back next year? Also do you have any pets?

OF COURSE.

AS FOR PETS, I OWN A NARWHAL WITH A LASER BEAM ON ITS HEAD

Mister snowman, do you like Mudkips I mean Ghost Trick? *Goes on and on about Ghost Trick and how I think is Sissel is better*

I DESPISE MUDKIPS. I DO NOT KNOW WHAT GHOST TRICK IS.

I CAN GUARANTEE YOU THAT I AM BETTER

[TheMightyBox]

AS FOR PETS, I OWN A NARWHAL WITH A LASER BEAM ON ITS HEAD[/B]

...
So
much
win.
*sniff*
It's beautiful.

[Latiaslover97]

I DESPISE MUDKIPS. I DO NOT KNOW WHAT GHOST TRICK IS.

I CAN GUARANTEE YOU THAT I AM BETTER

Nya, mister Snowman! I must Teach you the wonders of Ghost Trick~!

Nya, also. I still think Sissel is better, though.

[Curus]

SILLY PATHETIC REBELS.

Why don't you like Rebel?

[Ario]

Mr.Snowman, what would you do if an assassin had a flamethrower, and tried to kill you in your sleep?
also, nice pet.

[Kiwi]

Oh grand one, am I worthy?

Also, you should have a tv show.

[Raptor]

What do you think....of the pokemon jynx?
*insert reference to the santa pokemon episode*

[charigaara]

If you had to change your name, what would you change it to?