The Q and A Thread

[Manty]

Have a question you would like answered by our lord, the almighty Grand High Snowman? Ask it here and, hopefully, it will be answered in person here.

I asked this to the Grand High Snowman on his profile, but he never answered, so here I ask it again.

Bro what do when Grand High Snowman eat my apple

[Grand High Snowman]

terribly sorry, loyal subject manty, i have much to do and have been focusing on the empire rather than myself. I rather enjoy this idea and i shall be sure to answer all of your questions

bro what do when grand high snowman eat my apple

clearly one must ensure that i enjoyed said apple. If i did not, then you had best provide a better one, or else my ceos may have to have an important, unscheduled meeting with you

[JSG]

Nice hat and mustache.
Where did you get it?

[Someguyfromcrowd]

If your post count is 99,999,999, then why is it not beyond one hundred million posts now? Or have you already posted everything you will say via psychically predicting our actions, and tricked us into not seeing the posts until due time?

[Ark]

So Grand High Snowdude has no need for proper capitalization in his posts? He truly is God.

Grand High Snowdude, here is my question: How would I calculate the force exerted by a liquid from its surface tension?

[Kirbster]

¿Por qué son yo así español?

[Grand High Snowman]

batch #2

Nice hat and mustache.
Where did you get it?

THE HAT WAS A GIFT FROM A MAN IN RUSSIA

THE MUSTACHE DOES NOT EXIST AND CLEARLY YOU ARE SOMEWHAT DELUSIONAL

If your post count is 99,999,999, then why is it not beyond one hundred million posts now? Or have you already posted everything you will say via psychically predicting our actions, and tricked us into not seeing the posts until due time?

THE LIMIT AS APPROACHING TO POST COUNT IS 100,000,000. THEREFORE ONE CANNOT GAIN MORE THAN MY CURRENT AMOUNT

So Grand High Snowdude has no need for proper capitalization in his posts? He truly is God.

Grand High Snowdude, here is my question: How would I calculate the force exerted by a liquid from its surface tension?

THANK YOU FOR NOTICING, TRULY I AM SUPERIOR TO THAT FOOLISH LIGHTNINGBOALT CHAP

I PERSONALLY WOULD ORDER ONE OF MY CEOS TO HIRE A PHYSICIST TO WORK THAT OUT FOR ME, WHY BUSY MYSELF WITH PHYSICS WHEN I CAN HAVE SOMEONE ELSE WORRY ABOUT IT WHILE I CONTINUE TO FURTHER MY BRUTAL REGIME

¿Por qué son yo así español?

WE DO NOT SPEAK SPANISH IN MY GLORIOUS EMPIRE

If your question was not answered in this batch, it shall be answered eventually

[Kirbster]

Pourquoi je suis si espagnol?

[Sniper]

Where do I drop the.................$400,000 tribute?

Scratch that, never mind.

[Deathfish64]

Since you demand tribute, I can tell that you must be at least a level 5 monster. However, surely the GRAND HIGH SNOWMAN is at least a level 7 or 8 monster, right? Tell me, Oh Grand High Snowman, since you clearly require some sort of tribute summon, what level are you?

[ArtisticDuckie]

I have a question!

Where do baby Grand High Snowmen come from?

[PokeMarioGuy]

If I had four biscuits and I ate one, how long would it take to get my worker's comp?
I do hope you can answer this super snowman guy. Then I can buy you stuff.

[Kirb]

Tell me, oh Grand High Snowman, are you related to President Snow in any way?

[Grand High Snowman]

batch 3

Pourquoi je suis si espagnol?

WHY? ARBITRARY RULES.
NO FRENCH EITHER
WHY? SEE ABOVE RESPONSE.

Since you demand tribute, I can tell that you must be at least a level 5 monster. However, surely the GRAND HIGH SNOWMAN is at least a level 7 or 8 monster, right? Tell me, Oh Grand High Snowman, since you clearly require some sort of tribute summon, what level are you?

I LOST TRACK, BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I WAS A LOWLY LEVEL 8 THOUGH

I have a question!

Where do baby Grand High Snowmen come from?

HONESTLY I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW
I'M 70% MADE OF SNOW FROM VERMONT AND 30% SNOW FROM COLORADO, IF THAT ANSWERS YOU AT ALL

If I had four biscuits and I ate one, how long would it take to get my worker's comp?
I do hope you can answer this super snowman guy. Then I can buy you stuff.

YOU WILL NEVER GET WORKER'S COMP AS THAT FOURTH BISCUIT WAS NOT A BISCUIT BUT YOUR ELIGIBILITY TO GET WORKER'S COMP

HOWEVER IF YOUR INTENT WAS TO GET WORKER'S COMP IN ORDER TO BUY ME THINGS, CONSIDER THE $500 I GIVE PARTICIPANTS TOMORROW AS YOUR WORKER'S COMP

Tell me, oh Grand High Snowman, are you related to President Snow in any way?

I HAVE NO FAMILY
IF I DID, I WOULD HAVE THEM DESTROYED IN ORDER TO PREVENT A POSSIBLE COUP BY EQUALLY POWERFUL RIVAL FAMILY MEMBERS VYING FOR MY POSITION

[Kiwi]

If you teamed up with Chuck Norris, how glorious would it be on a scale of one to zero divide by zero, because 0/0 equals everything. EVERYTHING.

[Elfice]

So how do you and your team of snowmen plan on take over the tropics and desert areas of the world?

[JSG]

What about dat dere Frosty.
And all of the other Grand High rip-offs.

[Deathfish64]

I LOST TRACK, BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I WAS A LOWLY LEVEL 8 THOUGH

Ah, okay. So what booster pack was your card from? Or was it only available as a special promotion?

[CafeBarista46]

Mr. Grand High Snowman, how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

[Manty]

Okay I killed myself but Grand High Snowman still eat apple what do I do.

Mr. Snowman what is your opinion on the mysterious and potentially threatening entity we call yellow snow?

or all the other colors for that matter like fire truck orange snow

[slashty]

or all the other colors for that matter like fire truck orange snow

At one point I was on a medication that made my urine fire-truck orange. Thusly, I would avoid said snow.

[ArtisticDuckie]

if it's white, it's all right

yellow or green is not clean

[Curus]

Here's a question: What the Hell kind of place has orange fire engines? Y'all should get out.

[Someguyfromcrowd]

There are purple fire engines, Curus. Just so you know ^^

Oh great snowman, does talking in bold typeface and all capital letters allow you to convey your authoritative tone, or do you need additional means of doing so to express yourself fully?