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    Re: Attack the previous poster!

    Too bad I just helped out Team Magma, and happen to have anti-submarine missles.

    I hit the next poster before he/she hits me.
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    Re: Attack the previous poster!

    I hit the previous poster back.

    I grab a star! Yeah! Temporary invincibility!

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    Re: Attack the previous poster!

    *Compression blast into Train*

    I don the Juggernaut armor from MW2 and go into a nuclear bunker.


    Randomness everywhere ... You can expect that from now on.

    "I have no idea!"- Medic and Pinkie Pie

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    Re: Attack the previous poster!

    You know, it's too bad I infected your bunker with the Black Plague a couple seconds before you went in.

    I stop time as a defense.

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    Re: Attack the previous poster!

    You forget how to un-stop time and starve to death, therefore breaking the time-stop and taking everything else out of stasis.

    I build 400,000 dispensers.
    As stable as a six-membered alkyne ring and as predictable as an unsynchronized parallel cluster

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    Re: Attack the previous poster!

    Unfortunately, it costs 400,000 dollars to use a Dispenser for twelve seconds. With 400,000 Dispensers running, you go broke in a matter of seconds, causing you to become a hobo living in a cardboard box and eating out of trash cans, tap-dancing for dimes. I just leave you to die from lack of food.

    I kill everyone in the world except myself.
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    Re: Attack the previous poster!

    But I live on the world, not inside it. So I think I'm good. Then I kill you.

    I dig a hole in the snow and hibernate.

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    Re: Attack the previous poster!

    More snow falls while you are hibernating, and you get trapped. You slowly freeze.

    I hide inside of my drawer.

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    Re: Attack the previous poster!

    I push your dresser over. You break several arms and a rib.
    No, wait...an ARM and several ribs. Way too late for this.

    I shield myself with the Breastplate of Righteousness.

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    Re: Attack the previous poster!

    I punch you in the face.
    What? It's a breastplate, not a whole body plate.

    I get the power of NOVA's wish granting to protect me. ->

    Sigpic by Mint. Fangs for it!...Wait, I don't have any. THE PUN IS LOST.

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    Re: Attack the previous poster!

    But this is BitForums, remember? The Corrupt a Wish thread corrupts your wish, and you die from side effects.

    I hide inside a hollow wall. (Hiding is fun.)

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    Re: Attack the previous poster!

    Me: Mister Demolition Expert!
    Demolition Expert: Yes?
    Me: Can you please blow up this not at all suspicious hollow wall that totally doesn't have someone inside I'm trying to kill?
    Demolition Expert: Okay!
    *Demolition Expert blows up the wall and you*

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    Deus ex machina! You spontaneously vanish.

    I capture 50 Com Towers as Javier, then use his SCOP for mega-uber defense.
    As stable as a six-membered alkyne ring and as predictable as an unsynchronized parallel cluster

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    Re: Attack the previous poster!

    I, as a ninja, come and slice your neck.

    I vanish into the darkness.

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    SPYCHECK. *Fwooooosh*
    No spies. Just this charred ninja.

    I raise a defense spell!

    Sigpic by Mint. Fangs for it!...Wait, I don't have any. THE PUN IS LOST.

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    Re: Attack the previous poster!

    Use Leer!
    Ah Monstah's defense fell!
    Use Flamethrower!
    Ah Monstah fainted!

    I defy gravity as a defense.

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    Re: Attack the previous poster!

    You want to try
    Defying gravity?
    You dare to try
    Defying gravity?
    "You'll never bring me down!"

    But the peasants of Oz think you're wicked, so they manage to splash water on you and melt you.

    I hide in the Frocave, my secret lair.

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    Re: Attack the previous poster!

    It blows up.

    I hide in Scott Pilgrim's Secret Lair

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    It blows up. They were the Sex Bob-ombs, you know.

    I construct a massive steel chamber, and I hide in it.

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    Re: Attack the previous poster!

    You go crazy, make a Bomb, and blow up.

    I hide in the TV.


    I am so awesome.

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    Re: Attack the previous poster!

    I turn on the TV, electrocuting you.

    I hide in my location.
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    Re: Attack the previous poster!

    I attack your location with an attack. You are wounded with a wound caused by my attack.

    I use special whatevers to hide inside the internet.

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    Re: Attack the previous poster!

    EMP. You no longer exist.

    I hide, and then seek.

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    Re: Attack the previous poster!

    You come out in the open to do your seeking, and you are exploded by heat seeking missiles.

    I hide inside a giant pelican's beak.

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    Re: Attack the previous poster!

    I tickle the pelican, who accidentally swallows you, and you are digested alive by pelican fluids.

    I start dancing with speed and poise capable of dodging bullets.

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