Attack the previous poster!

[Ario]

alright, heres what you do:
1: attack the previous poster with something. make sure it can LOGICALLY break the shield of the previous poster. for example: a shield of light can't be defeated with a holy attack.
2: defend yourself with some type of shield that isn't indestructible. it has to be able to be destroyed by SOMETHING.
rinse and repeat.
only rule: make sure your shield can be defeated, and make sure your attack can logically break the previous poster's shield.

EXAMPLE:
1: I defend myself with a shield of light!
2: I attack with a beam of darkness! I then defend myself with a shield of paper.
Ect, Ect...

GO!
I defend myself with a shield of light!

[Rebel Vanguard]

Approving this.

[charigaara]

I attack said light shield by flinging a cloak of darkness at it, which cuts right through it, rendering it useless.

I then set up a shield of fire so hot that it boils water on contact.

[Raptor]

I clam your fire shield with the Ocean in a box
I set up an Earth Shield

[Sniper]

I use a bunker buster to go through and blow you up.

I use a shield made out of Saxton Hale's chest hair.

[charigaara]

I break out a Gillette, and that hair meets its maker.

I use a shield made of tape and concrete.

[The Brawl Girl]

I set a bomb at the shield, and it explodes.

I set a shield of glass.

[Ah Monstah]

I get a hammer. SMASHY SMASHY!

I put up a shield of turtle shells.

[dimentiorules]

I kick it.
I set up a laser shield.

[charigaara]

I throw a rock in the middle of it, which blocks the lasers.

I set up a shield of air.

[Sniper]

I then use a M14 with AP rounds to penatrate it.

I use a ballistic riot shield.

[Captain Yoshi]

Land mines... always fun.

I use my remaining Land mines

[Someguyfromcrowd]

I stand clear and set them all off in your face with boolet.

I build a house of straw. Actually, no, I build it out of 300 tons of reinforced cement & iron plating, five sentry guns, two gatling-gun placements, and three sniper lookouts.

[Sniper]

Hello again, dumbbell! *Backstab* I was in here the whole time. Camp Cloak and Dagger.

I have a shield made out of Saxton Hale's hat.

[charigaara]

I kick it away. Then I punch you in the face. Later, I pick the hat up and give it to someone. That someone is now my best friend.

I make a wonderful shield out of rainbows, unicorns, titanium, and love (Oh, and also uranium.)

[dimentiorules]

I pee on it.
I set up a shield made out of dirty napkins.

[Jacio]

I burn it. I burn it and watch you suffer and asphyxiate underneath.
I set up a shield of Legos.

[dimentiorules]

I break them apart!
I set up a shield of chain smoking monkeys that when they smoke shoot lasers.

[Someguyfromcrowd]

I melt the Legos with a Flamethrower.

I build a fortress of invisible objects (bikes, monorails, etcetera)

[Ario]

I destroy it with a wrecking ball.

I put up a shield of fire.

[dimentiorules]

I wear my night vision goggles and walk around it.
I set up a shield of chain smoking monkeys that when they smoke shoot lasers.

[Someguyfromcrowd]

I break in with ninjas, because they just got you.

^^

I use Protect.

[Jacio]

Brick Break!

I build a field of negativity by dancing.

[Raptor]

I punch you and your nya queen
I make a shield out of pokemon mafia

[Someguyfromcrowd]

While you have your dramatic pre-battle speech I beat them all up.

I build a wall of Dispensers.