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    Re: Letters to Dedede

    Dear Bowser,

    I believe you have the wrong address, as I am not a plumber nor am I pesky.

    ~King Dedede

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    Re: Letters to Dedede

    Dear DAC, from Kawasaki's restaurant,
    LIER!
    ~The hungry king
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    Dear Dedede,
    Do you have an account on the BitForums?
    ~TheMightyBox
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    Re: Letters to Dedede

    Dear Boxy,
    "I don't yet but I will!"
    ~Dedede

    Dear Dedede,
    "If get to choose out of these things what would it be?
    1. Kiss Kirby on the forehead and call it truths.
    2. Take Meta Knight's mask.
    3. Say that Bowser is a better villan."
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    Re: Letters to Dedede

    Dear Star that Blazes-
    Stop writing letters to me! I'm pretty sure that's a form of stalking.
    ~D3


    Dear De Three-
    I've got the plans for the giant mecha penguin. I stole 'em from Team Rocket. The plans are enclosed in this letter, which will self destruct before you can read them.
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    Re: Letters to Dedede

    Aurelite,

    What did you say? I didn't quite read your letter, because the whole envelope contains ashes.

    ~DDD

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    Dear King Dedede,

    Destroy the Tom and Jerry Movie. NOW.

    ~fergzilla

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    Re: Letters to Dedede

    Dear Fergzilla,
    Can't you see I'm busy? You don't just go ASKING lazy people to do stuff for you! Do it yourself!
    ~King Dedede
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    Dear King De^3,
    If you wanna "Get Kirby" so much, why don't you just invite him to your house and stash him in a cupboard? There, you now own kirby.
    ~ Garee Blake

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    Re: Letters to Dedede

    NeonJ,

    He'd just eat all my food inside the cupboard. BAAAAAAAAAAAD idea, NeonJ.

    ~ King Dedede

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    Dear Mr. Dedede,

    We've GOT to have....

    MONEY!!!!!

    ~ Lickboot

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    Re: Letters to Dedede

    Lickboot -

    Well, duh. Why did you even bother to send this letter?

    -Dedede

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    Dear Mr. Dedede,

    What are your thoughts on Samus Aran? I am compiling a biography from various sources, and found her name in one of your court records.

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    He were not hanged. He would not answer aye or nay to his indictment; for if he denied the charge they'd hang him surely, and auction out his property. So he stand mute, and died Christian under the law. And so his sons will have his farm. It is the law, for he could not be con-demned a wizard without he answer the indictment, aye or nay... Great stones they lay upon his chest until he plead aye or nay. They say he give them but two words. "More weight," he says. And died.


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    Dear BurningMithril,
    " I don't know that much about Samus but one thing is: She doesn't like it when guy's try hitting on her unless its Captaing Falcon"
    ~Dedede

    Dear Dedede,
    "Why do people call your Final Smash: THE BIG GAY DANCE!?!"
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    To Blazingstar

    Whaaat?!? People are calling it that?!?

    -Dedede

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    Dear Mister King Dedede,

    Why haven't you successfully clobbered dat der kibeh?

    -Pikanator
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    Dear Pikanator,
    It's cause he keeps beating my monstahs.
    ~The lovable King
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    Dear King DayDayDay,
    Which do you prefer, the original Japanese Hoshi no Kaabii, or the English dub?
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    Dear Pikinator,

    YOU MEAN THEY REWROTE THE SHOW!!!!!

    - D*6/2+2-3+1

    Dear Dedede

    Why exactly are Waddle Dees the main warriors in your cavalry

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    Dear BrandonSP,

    Whadaya mean the Waddle Dee are the main warriors in my cavalry? Infantry, yes, but not cavalry!

    -DDD
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    Dear King Dedede,

    What do you think about the to-be-released video game Kirby's Epic Yarn?

    -JasonGuy299

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    Dear The guy who is Jason,
    I have not seen myself in it, so it sucks.
    ~The all important King
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    Dear King Dedede,
    What's your opinion on Sakurai?
    ~TheMightyBox
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    Dear TheMightyBox,
    Before Brawl, I truely hated the guy, 'cause he didn't include me in any other SSB game!!! I was going to clobber him till I found out I'd be in Brawl. Me and Sakurai are good pals now.
    ~ Triple D
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    Dear DeDeDe,

    If you HAD to choose one of these options, what would it be?
    -Be Kirby's waiter for a day
    -Become friends with Kirby
    -Chat with Kirby all day with tea & biscuits

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    Re: Letters to Dedede

    Dearest Master of pies.
    I do believe it would be easiest to be Kirby's waiter for a day since I can serve him Poison.
    D to the DD
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    Dear King Dedede
    Have you ever considered using an exploding turkey sandwich to defeat Kirby. It only makes sense that Kirby would be defeated by food.

    The Captain Yoshi

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    Dear Annonymous sender,
    The reason why I don't use no explosive food is because he's a bottomless pit! He eats bombs and missles!
    Sincerely,
    King DehDehDeh



    Dear Dedede,
    Why do you sound like a southern plantation farm owner in the english dub of your anime? Do you have some sort of hazy past involving the days of slave owning?

    Sincerely,
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    Dear PMGuy,
    Curse you animators!!!!!!!!!!
    ~Hammer of the King
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    Dear Penguin Thing,
    Why are you fat? We made you look skinny! If you don't tell me and lose weight, we're removing you from Brawl!
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    Re: Letters to Dedede

    Dear person to whom it may concern-

    Oh dear blob, there is an evile monster attacking my castle. He ate your letter so I have no idea what it says. Please help me.

    ~Dede


    Dear 3 of D's-

    Give me cookies or I will not stop rampaging all over your face.

    ~ Crazy giant monster
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    Dear monster,

    If this is about my unpaid NME bills, tell your boss that I ain't payin' until Kirby is clobbered.
    ~King Dedede

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    Dear Dedede,
    I am offering a free clock cleaning to anyone who will sign a petition barring the use of turpentine in public places. Are you interested?
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    Re: Letters to Dedede

    Dear Kingson Dededoo-

    I find it very laughable that you can't even spell your name right. Goodbye KingSON Dededoo.

    ~ The three of D's

    Dear emperor penguin-


    HPmax is the number of hit points the Pokémon has at full health,
    HPcurrent is the number of hit points the Pokémon has at the moment,
    rate is the catch rate of the Pokémon,
    bonusball is the multiplier for the Poké Ball used, and
    bonusstatus is the multiplier for any status ailment the Pokémon has (2 for sleep and freeze, 1.5 for paralyze, poison and burn).
    Given this formula, the maximum value for a (if the Pokémon could have 0 HP) would be catch rate × bonusball × bonusstatus. The minimum value for a (for a Pokémon with full health) would be ⅓ × catch rate.
    Calculate b as follows:

    Then generate 4 random numbers between 0 and 65535, inclusive. For each number, check whether it's less than b; if so, the ball shakes once. If any number is greater than or equal to b, the Pokémon immediately breaks free. If all four of the numbers are less than b, then the Pokémon is caught. Note that if a is 255 or greater, then b is 65535 or greater, and then the Pokémon is guaranteed to be caught.
    Therefore, the probability p of catching a Pokémon, given the values a and b calculated above, is:

    The second expression for p may be expanded as follows:

    Since (216 - 1)4 ≈ 264, we can approximate p with the following expression:

    The percentage error in this approximation approaches 0 as a approaches 255, and does not exceed 21.2%.
    For a constant probability p, the probability P that a player can capture the Pokémon with no more than r tries is:

    Note that this is the cumulative probability function for a geometric distribution. The expected value of r is 1/p, that is to say, on average, a Pokémon that can be caught with probability p will be caught with 1/p tries.
    The inverse problem, the number of tries, r, needed to have a probability P of capturing a Pokémon is:

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    Re: Letters to Dedede

    Dear Whatsyourface,

    Your letter was far too long for me to even care what it was about, and as such, I didn't read it.
    ~King Dedede
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    Dear Fatty,

    I've been watching you for the past 3 months. I know who you are, where you live, and who you associate with on a daily basis. I'm coming for you, Dedede!
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    Dear Eggman-
    Hi Eggman.
    ~D3

    Dear 3D-
    Keep looking at this paper. Don't look behind you. There definitely isn't a kid with a pokeball behind you.

    ~ Not the kid with the pokeball
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    Dear NtKWtP,
    Okay then.
    ~The trap-sensitive King
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    Dear ,
    Why did you do all of those good things during the whole Tabuu incident. And why didn't you help the villains?
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    Re: Letters to Dedede

    Dear Boxboy,
    What business is it of yours?

    ~ King Awesome
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    Dear Dedede,
    I believe I left some important legal documents at your castle during my last visit. Would you mind if I came back to retrieve them?

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