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    Re: Letters to Dedede

    Poorly Disguised Waddle Dee,
    Yeah right.
    -Dedede

    Dear King Dedede,
    I am not an octopus. nobody suspects a thing
    -Normal American Dad (not Octodad)
    Don't expect anything to make sense. That way you'll be pleasantly surprised if it does.


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    Dear Person Who is DEFINITELY Octodad,
    You're not fooling anyone, pal!
    ~King Dedede

    Dear King Dedede,
    It seems that sending Evey Hammond to depose you was a mistake. Clearly I have underestimated you. Well, you know what they say, if you want something done right, do it yourself. Therefore, I'm using the only option still open to me. You asked for it! I'm challenging your right to the throne in a to-the-death sardine duel! We meet at 9:21 AM. (What were you expecting, high noon? HA! I am random! High noon is far too cliche for a psychopath of MY caliber!) Let the fish-slapping commence! *mad laughter*
    FREEDOM FOR THE WADDLE DEES!!!!!! ONWARD TO GLORY!!!!!
    ~Kage the Amazing Sardine Fighter From a Faraway and Mysterious Land
    *smiles evilly as only I can*

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    Dear Wierdo.

    You should be warned, I have hired Lew Zealand ro fight in my place, for I eould eat your wretched sardines.

    Get lost,

    King Dedede

    Dear King Dedede:

    If you want that upgrade to your castle you must first pay off the 123,456 bells you owe after the last renovation. Being royalty does not excuse you from your bills.

    Tom Nook
    Last edited by flitchard; November 13th, 2014 at 08:06 PM. Reason: Typo. Again.

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    Dear Tom Nook,
    Fine. *hands over 123,456 jingle bells*
    -King Dedede

    Dear King Dedede,
    You left your toy train in the kitchen again, and I tripped on it. Please come get it.
    -Waddle Doo

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    Dear Waddle Doo

    Im sorry.... but who does this castle belong too? I don't see a welcome mat that says "Waddle Doos castle"
    This castle is mine... all mine.... My castle... my mountain.... My Kitchen.... I can leave whatever trains on the floor I want to and you can't tell me otherwise. And why are you not clobberin that there Kirby anyway? What do I even pretend to pay you for?

    King Dedede



    Attention King Dedede
    We have found your car parked in Hyrule castle town. Please pay off all parking tickets and claim your car before it is eventually towed

    Hyrule Guard.

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    Dear Hyrule Guard,
    I'm sorry, I was unaware that I had a car, because if I did, I wouldn't be making Waddle Dee carry me everywhere.
    King Dedede

    Dear King Dedede,
    Your castle appears to be lacking in the department of lava decoration, at least compared to mine anyways. I find lava an excellent way to kill of those pesky protagonists. If you want some, I would be willing to sell it to you at the low price of $500 per gallon.
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    Dear Bowser.

    Tempting, nut I find bottomless pits FAR more economical. Just a note: My enemy can fly ALL THE TIME///// Throw in a couple o dem dere Banzai Bills, and then we'll talk.

    The D

    Dear king dedede: I

    A wild letter draws near!

    Computer Virus

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    Dear Computer Virus,
    *Activates Norton* Bye!
    -King Dedede

    Dear King Dedede,
    I have been informed by a certain Waddle Doo that you have a sick Waddle Dee in your castle that you are not taking care of. You must pay in cookies and candy, or I will seize your castle.
    -Rybik

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    Re: Letters to Dedede

    Rybik,
    Said Waddle Dee is only suffering from a cold. I'm sure he'll be fine.
    -Dedede.

    Dear Dedede,
    If you're reading this, you need a secretary to read through your paperwork.
    - Hazelnoot
    Don't expect anything to make sense. That way you'll be pleasantly surprised if it does.


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    Dear Hazelnoot,
    I do, don't I? You start tomorrow... and you'll be doing it out of the goodness of your heart. That's right- for no payment whatsoever.
    -Dedede

    Dedede,
    Kirby Kirby Kirby That's the name you should know!
    Kirby Kirby Kirby He's the star of the show!
    *continues to sing*
    ~Clearly Not Kage The Amazing Sardine Fighter From a Faraway and Mysterious Land Who is Still Trying To Bring You Down Despite Humiliation at the Hands of Lew Zealand
    *smiles evilly as only I can*

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    DEar Kage: welcome to my dungeon for people who sing that song in my presence. Currently full to capacity, but I'll make an exception in your case.

    Plugging my ears,. king D * D * D

    Dear king Dedede:

    Do you know Mr Dreamfrom Punch Out? He claims to be from Dreamland.

    Punch out fan

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    Dear Punch out fan,
    I don't have time to keep track of all my subjects.
    -Dedede

    Dear Dedede,
    A cyber girl named Ene is going to invade your computer system. I recommend that you use antivirus protection against her, as I have dealt with her in the past.
    - Kuroha
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    Re: Letters to Dedede

    Dear whats your name,
    Computers haven't been invented yet.
    from Medieval dedede

    Dear pal
    Come over for a sleep over!
    from your bunkmate.
    TASTY!

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    Dear "bunkmate",
    I checked, my bed is still here, so no.
    -Dedede

    Dear Dedede,
    Let's play soccer!
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    Re: Letters to Dedede

    DEar whoever:

    No

    King Dedede

    Dear King Dedede:

    A wild question draws near!

    Question attacks with "When am I getting another chance at defeating Kirby?"

    Computer Virus.

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    Re: Letters to Dedede

    DELETED! *BRAAAAAMMMPP!!!*

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    Dear Master,

    Can I borrow your computer? Mine has a gazillion viruses on it.

    Waddle Dee #4532
    There's not a lawyer in this world that's too fat that this T. rex couldn't swallow him whole.
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    President, Black Hills Institute of Geological Research


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