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    CaymamCruncher's New and Improved Cyoa

    Ok my old Cyoa is all but dead so I'll make a new one. Anyway let's get started. I'll try something new this time. Everyone gets to make one thing about the character. Like hair, gender, ect. Now then let's get started! What is your name and are you a girl or boy?
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    Re: CaymamCruncher's New and Improved Cyoa

    Girl named Sapphire, with light blonde long hair and blue eyes about the age of 13 who lives a normal life in the town of Zqevas (just made that up) in another universe and probably world.
    Feed me lemons or feed me life!
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    Oh yeah, I also have a CYOA.

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    Re: CaymamCruncher's New and Improved Cyoa

    Your name?

    You are a man named is Jake from State Farm, and you wear Khakis.

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    Re: CaymamCruncher's New and Improved Cyoa

    Quote Originally Posted by Sable-Xeno View Post
    Your name?

    You are a man named is Jake from State Farm, and you wear Khakis.
    You enjoy selling insurance, although you are not very good at it.
    Don't worry!
    Batman can breathe in space! Unfortunately, none of us are Batman.
    Worry!

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    Re: CaymamCruncher's New and Improved Cyoa

    Quote Originally Posted by SockOutTheWindow View Post
    You enjoy selling insurance, although you are not very good at it.
    También hablas muy bueno español porque estas de España.
    Porque yee.


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    Re: CaymamCruncher's New and Improved Cyoa

    Quote Originally Posted by SockOutTheWindow View Post
    You enjoy selling insurance, although you are not very good at it.
    You also make shady deals with people in the middle of the night, often exchanging cheaper insurance for you own benefits.
    OH MY GOODNESS!

    Isn't this the BEST signature you've ever SEEN!


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    Re: CaymamCruncher's New and Improved Cyoa

    Ok your name is jake from State Farm and you love making shady deals at night. Your hear someone say "Like a good neighbor State Farm is there!" Suddenly you teleport to your client. He's being set upon by five bandits who wants his wallet. They have sub machine guns and your only carrying a clipboard. What will you do?
    TASTY!

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    Re: CaymamCruncher's New and Improved Cyoa

    Offer the bandits some good insurance deals using your maxed out charisma.
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    Froze before the mighty Ice Gym and won!
    Swept Keeby's gym like a broom!

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    Re: CaymamCruncher's New and Improved Cyoa

    "Like a good neighbor, Gundam is there!"

    If that doesn't work, just use your Clipboard like a shield, and pray to Kokana it has Mirror Shield properties.

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    Re: CaymamCruncher's New and Improved Cyoa

    Have them do it again, but say, "With a giant weight that crushes thieves."


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    Re: CaymamCruncher's New and Improved Cyoa

    ... But what the thieves don't notice it's actually a darksteel goo clipboard!
    Make it a chain, ???, profit.
    Feed me lemons or feed me life!
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    Oh yeah, I also have a CYOA.

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    Re: CaymamCruncher's New and Improved Cyoa

    Quote Originally Posted by Koopario View Post
    Have them do it again, but say, "With a giant weight that crushes thieves."
    Seconded.
    OH MY GOODNESS!

    Isn't this the BEST signature you've ever SEEN!


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    Re: CaymamCruncher's New and Improved Cyoa

    Thirded.
    I suppose I might as well put one here, all the cool kids are doing it (not to judge, but so are some not-so-cool kids).

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    Re: CaymamCruncher's New and Improved Cyoa

    You make him say it again but add with a weight that crushes thieves. The weight crushes all the baddies but also tries to crush you. (You must be a crooked insurance agent) You run away but the weight follows you (some how). It chases you into central square during rush hour making it nearly impossible to get away. What will you do?
    TASTY!

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    Re: CaymamCruncher's New and Improved Cyoa

    Summon an explosive, more crooked version of yourself. The weight will follow that, and when hit, will explode both the clone and the weight.

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    Re: CaymamCruncher's New and Improved Cyoa

    "BUT NOT THE INSURANCE GUY HE JUST SUMMONED AAAAA"
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    Re: CaymamCruncher's New and Improved Cyoa

    Eat the weight.
    OH MY GOODNESS!

    Isn't this the BEST signature you've ever SEEN!


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    Re: CaymamCruncher's New and Improved Cyoa

    You someone a explosive version of your self and command him to go towards the weight. He screams picks you up and throws you at the weight. You then open your mouth really big and fit your teeth around the weight. Much to your surprise the weight is like jello. You tear off a huge chunk and eat it. (Take five damage.) The weight screams in agony and starts running away. What will you do now? Also new thing, you now have health! Jake health 45/50
    TASTY!

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    Re: CaymamCruncher's New and Improved Cyoa

    You summon a explosive version of your self and command him to go towards the weight. He screams picks you up and throws you at the weight. You then open your mouth really big and fit your teeth around the weight. Much to your surprise the weight is like jello. You tear off a huge chunk and eat it. (Take five damage.) The weight screams in agony and starts running away. What will you do now? Also new thing, you now have health! Jake health 45/50
    TASTY!

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    Eat lots of cheese.
    OH MY GOODNESS!

    Isn't this the BEST signature you've ever SEEN!


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    Re: CaymamCruncher's New and Improved Cyoa

    TOM! I JUST SAVED £250 ON MY CAR INSURANCE!

    Fly over the city looking for people who have need of your supreme insurance skills.

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    Re: CaymamCruncher's New and Improved Cyoa

    You will make it your mission to sell car insurance to bird people, even though they have no need for cars. Why? I dunno.

    Also, become a bird person.

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    Re: CaymamCruncher's New and Improved Cyoa

    ...and then learn wind magic.
    Feed me lemons or feed me life!
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    Oh yeah, I also have a CYOA.

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    Re: CaymamCruncher's New and Improved Cyoa

    You decide to eat lots of cheese. It suddenly heals you. You now are full health. You ate too much making your stomach hurt. You now have 40/50 make HP. (Planetbox) You then fly over the city and find some bird people. You sell them car insurance making billions. You fail at becoming a bird person. (Xano, Sable) You then learn wind magic by eating flax seed. (Oshalite) Your now a billionare that works at State Farm with bad gas. What will you do now?
    TASTY!

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    Re: CaymamCruncher's New and Improved Cyoa

    ...Question your life choices in a depressing matter.

    Then, choose to...JOIN SMASH!

    Artwork drawn by Somnax (FA), 5th Gen Pokemon sprite bases made by Pokemon-Diamond (DA).
    Spoiler: a few Miiverse drawings. :) 
    "I'm going to be disgustingly famous one day. You've been warned."
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    I created a CYOA and all I got was this lousy link.

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