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    The Adventures of [Insert name here]

    You boot up your computer to play the new game you just got for your birthday. Your grandparents gave it to you, and normally they're very behind the times. But this year they gave you a DVD-ROM computer game. So that's a start. You insert the disc and wait for the game to load. The box boasted stunning graphics and the coverart showed an epic battle between a mage and a dragon, so you think this is gonna be good.



    The game opens aaaaand:






    ...crap

    The game wants you to enter a name. What name should you use?

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    Your name if Jimmy Scaryglare.
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    Re: The Adventures of [Insert name here]

    How about Jaden "NES" Noxiousnesness.
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    Re: The Adventures of [Insert name here]

    Let's go with tradition. "Henry the stickman"
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    Re: The Adventures of [Insert name here]

    Hmm...

    Waffle Von Dough.

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    Got it!
    Jimmy "NtheS" Dough.
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    Re: The Adventures of [Insert name here]

    Quote Originally Posted by CaymamCruncher View Post
    Let's go with tradition. "Henry the stickman"
    You shamelessly copy the name of the greatest stick thief ever type in the totally original name. The game then asks what class you want to be.

    The classes are:
    Warrior, mage, and thief. (this game is just so original isn't it?)

    Which one should you pick?

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    Thief. Duh.
    Feed me lemons or feed me life!
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    Re: The Adventures of [Insert name here]

    Be a thief. That way, you can just steal the other two classes later.

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    Re: The Adventures of [Insert name here]

    Quote Originally Posted by Sable-Xeno View Post
    Be a thief. That way, you can just steal the other two classes later.
    Yes. That is how thieves work, right?
    Don't worry!
    Batman can breathe in space! Unfortunately, none of us are Batman.
    Worry!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sable-Xeno View Post
    Be a thief. That way, you can just steal the other two classes later.
    Brilliant.
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    Be a fighter because you get promoted to barbarian later.
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    Re: The Adventures of [Insert name here]

    Quote Originally Posted by CaymamCruncher View Post
    Be a fighter because you get promoted to barbarian later.
    How barbaric.
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    Batman can breathe in space! Unfortunately, none of us are Batman.
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    Re: The Adventures of [Insert name here]

    Quote Originally Posted by Sable-Xeno View Post
    Be a thief. That way, you can just steal the other two classes later.
    This is genius.
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    Froze before the mighty Ice Gym and won!
    Swept Keeby's gym like a broom!

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    Re: The Adventures of [Insert name here]

    Quote Originally Posted by Sable-Xeno View Post
    Be a thief. That way, you can just steal the other two classes later.
    And so, to fit with your name, you become a thief. Let's hope that class stealing works. Maybe it'll become a Brick Joke.


    You are now equipped with 2 items: Bandit mask (+1 pickpocketing -1 detectability) and a tiny dagger (+2 attack +1 Attack Speed). You have the choice of 2 towns: Rich People City, or hobopolis (that sounds familiar...). While one will be easy to rob with barely any loot, one will be harder with more riches. What to do, what to do...

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    Re: The Adventures of [Insert name here]

    rob rich people town

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    No. We should get some easy, small boosts before going big time.
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    Re: The Adventures of [Insert name here]

    Quote Originally Posted by OshaliteX2 View Post
    No. We should get some easy, small boosts before going big time.
    Let's start big man. Go for the rich. Also rob someone with a bow and learn to shoot. Then nickname yourself arrow.
    TASTY!

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    And so you head to Rich People Town, you can hit hobopolis on the way out. Maybe if you pay them the hobos will let you lay low there if you get caught. That sounds like the hobo thing to do.

    You enter the town and find fountains made of gold pouring out greenbacks, gold and green corporate offices (you can tell they're office buildings and not a floating box because I said they're offices), and DOLLAR SIGN PEOPLE. What should you hit first?

    Also, it looks like someone shamelessly opened the last image in MS paint and edited it a bit. how strange.

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    Re: The Adventures of [Insert name here]

    the fountain

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    Pocket the entire fointain. If that doesn't work...then pocket the corporate offices.

    I'd suggest to pocket the Dollar sign person, but I have a feeling that's been done before *coughCarlcough*

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    Go find a nice bank and hold everyone up with a finger gun. Then take all the money.
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    Hold up the fountain.
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    Put a bucket under the money fountain and get as much as you can.
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    Re: The Adventures of [Insert name here]

    As you walk up to the fountain, you read a sign saying "DO NOT TOUCH!" So, like a 5 year old at a museum you read that as "touch right away." You sneak up, making sure no one can see you, and pocket $200 (Yes, this world uses US currency for some reason). You don't want to take any more, because the fountain is on the verge of looking like it was significantly robbed. Want to hightail it to hobopolis before they find out or try to steal some more?

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