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    Re: (CYOA) Brawl in the Family Plays Pokemon Red

    First off, you go to the Stoce and begin filling your pockets with Volcano bakemeat, ignoring your mother the whole way. (You got 'Volcano Bakemeat'!)

    You decide to step outside, on the way finding a Kokana...and sending it to a Pillory. Don't worry, you'll get your chance to catch it later when you get Pokeballs. After doing this, you deduce what pokemon you actually DO have with you...nope. You still don't have a Porygon. You DO decite to check your PET, and the NetNavi that you have with you, Sonic.EXE Sorry, couldn't resist You also decide at this point to lick the poster of Bill Cipher...

    Bill: "UGH! THAT IS GROSS! DO YOU EAT YOUR VOLCANO BAKEMEAT WITH THAT MOUTH?"

    This...is where things get complicated. While you do decide to barrel-roll, the numerous amounts of Up imputs for route 1 and Down imputs for Cinnabar Island make it impossible to go anywhere, leading to you essentially barrel-rolling in place. This lasts for two hours, until you accidentally enter Oak's Lab. Probably for the best, too- going into the ocean would've caused you to drown, and encountering any pokemon in your state would only give you a MISSINGNO. Which is bad.

    Once inside Oak's lab, you notice several complex-looking machines, some Pokedex's and some Pokeballs. You also see Professor Oak impatiently ing his foot.

    "WYMCKFCKSFPe832! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN! You've been keeping us WAITING!"

    And, your response?

    "I AM VERY DISGUSTED WITH THE TRASHY MAN. IN SPITE OF THE MONSTER, AND THE COACH, ONLY TRASHY, I WILL BEAT DOWN THEM ALL. FOR THIS I MUST STRENGTHEN MYSELF. THE MONSTER IS THE SAME TOO. COLLECT ALL THE TRASHY, RIGHTEOUS FELLOW ALL ARE UNPARDONABLE! YOU DON'T AFFECT ME. THE TRASHY STROLLING IS AN EYESORE!"

    ...Oak, needless to say, is not impressed with your oddly-bad-arse boast.

    "...Right. Just choose your starter so my grandson Deborah can just kick your highney in already."

    Oak presents you with three Pokeballs. One has Charmander, one has Squirtle, one has Bulbasaur. The fourth one is a mystery pokemon. The Charmander's a Charmander, but this could be anything! It could even be a new Charmander! You know you've always wanted one of those.

    So? Which will it be? What shall you do? How much am I going to laugh at your collective expenses? Why do I keep asking these questions? Stay tuned!

    Inventory: Billestia Poster, Aeolia's Needle, Potion (1), VOLCANO BAKEMEAT.

    Pokemon: Not Porygon.

    NetNavi: Sonic.Exe
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    Re: (CYOA) Brawl in the Family Plays Pokemon Red

    Get a Charmander. Name it ABBBBBBK, or Abby.

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    Re: (CYOA) Brawl in the Family Plays Pokemon Red

    Get the MYYYSTERYYY POKEMON!
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    Re: (CYOA) Brawl in the Family Plays Pokemon Red

    Pocket the mystery pokeball and replace it with volcano bakemeat.
    Officially, you've chosen charmander.

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    Re: (CYOA) Brawl in the Family Plays Pokemon Red

    No Genie, no. Only one, or we'd get caught trying.
    What do you take us for? Grab the mystery pokéball!
    I suppose I might as well put one here, all the cool kids are doing it (not to judge, but so are some not-so-cool kids).

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    Re: (CYOA) Brawl in the Family Plays Pokemon Red

    Smash Oak over the head with your bakemeat and steal all the Pokeballs while he's unconscious. That'll teach Deborah for always choosing the one with a supereffective type!
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    Re: (CYOA) Brawl in the Family Plays Pokemon Red

    Grab the mystery ball and pray to Kokana its what you think it is.
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    Re: (CYOA) Brawl in the Family Plays Pokemon Red

    Pick Bulbasaur. Then grind for two years and come back when it knows Sleep Powder. Then KO the prof. With Sleep Powder and steal the rest of his Pokémon.
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    Re: (CYOA) Brawl in the Family Plays Pokemon Red

    Quote Originally Posted by Planetbox View Post
    Smash Oak over the head with your bakemeat and steal all the Pokeballs while he's unconscious. That'll teach Deborah for always choosing the one with a supereffective type!
    I second this

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    Let chance & or destiny decide by flipping a coin and then choosing the mystery ball regardless of the out come.
    Be part of the answer, not part of the problem.

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    Re: (CYOA) Brawl in the Family Plays Pokemon Red

    Well, we're about to find out just how useful Volcano bakemeat can be!

    First, you decide to choo- oh. Going to smack Professor Oak with the Volcano Bekameat? Oh, sure. That's...a thing you can do. So, you do...pretty much that, (making sure to distract him by randomly flipping a coin into the air, much like those Gambler trainers from Sinnoh), then replace the mystery pokeball with it.

    And, since so MANY of you were so keen on finding out what was in that mystery ball...well, with a quick usage of Wyncorp, we have determined that the pokemon inside is...


    GROTLE!

    ...Not exactly as hilariously awesome as a legend, but you should be thankful enough that you got something that wasn't a Luvdisc, much less a middle-evolution pokemon.

    "Ow, I say! C, what was that for?" You seemed to have forgotten Professor Oak has the "Insomniac" ability, and can't be knocked out. Yes, that's an actual thing, and I'm sticking to it. It turns out, Oak was gonna give you the mystery ball in the first place, so...yeah. Totally. Yep, sticking to that. Anyways, to a vote of 2-1, we officially choose...


    CHARMANDER! (yes, I'm doing that everry time we get a new pokemon.)

    So, anyways, you end up nicknaming Charmander ABBY, while Deborah chooses Squirtle and Bulbasaur...because, hey. You have 2 pokemon, so he should as well.

    "Alright, C! I challenge you to a POKEMON battle! Let's see who's gonna win!...which will be ME!"

    Rival Samuel Yef "Deborah" Oakenstein XCI would like to battle! Deborah sent out Squirtle!

    Who shall you send out? What attack is Grotle going to use once you send it out? How much damage is Razor Leaf going to deal? How much money are you going to win from this match? Will I stop subconciously railroading this dilemna? STAY TURNED!

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    Re: (CYOA) Brawl in the Family Plays Pokemon Red

    You literally laid out the plan of attack with those first three questions.


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    Re: (CYOA) Brawl in the Family Plays Pokemon Red

    Yup Grotle and Razor Leaf seem to be the way to go.

    The question now is... how much damage, and slightly less important, how much money?
    I doubt the rival would have a lot of cash as he just became a trainer...
    though he be able to substitute some with a hint coin or two. (Not that we would need them, the hints would probably be ridiculous anyways.)
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    Razor Leaf, man.
    After Debbie's been sufficiently beaten, get some item crafting in. And by this, I mean rub Volcano Bakemeat on Bill.
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    Re: (CYOA) Brawl in the Family Plays Pokemon Red

    Send out volcano bakemeat.
    Use roar.
    You'll win all the money in the game.

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    Re: (CYOA) Brawl in the Family Plays Pokemon Red

    Razor leaf deals 99999999999999999 damage.

    You earn 999999999999999999 money.

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    Re: (CYOA) Brawl in the Family Plays Pokemon Red

    Quote Originally Posted by Xano2323 View Post
    Razor leaf deals 99999999999999999 damage.

    You earn 999999999999999999 money.
    Seconded.
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    Re: (CYOA) Brawl in the Family Plays Pokemon Red

    Have Grotle use razor leaf. Throw your Volcano Bakemeat at Deborah like a boomerang. Catch it then feed it to your Charmander, powering him up.
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    Re: (CYOA) Brawl in the Family Plays Pokemon Red

    It does "enough" damage, and you receive at least one hint coin in with the regular cash prize.
    I suppose I might as well put one here, all the cool kids are doing it (not to judge, but so are some not-so-cool kids).

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    Re: (CYOA) Brawl in the Family Plays Pokemon Red

    Well, it's that time of day again! It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-DUEL!

    ...Honestly, I was expecting at least SOMEONE to ironically shout something about changing fate and sending out Charmander instead of Grotle, but clearly you guys are way too smart and/or submissive enough to do that. No worries- by the time we're through here, SOMEBODY'S gonna be running aorund with their hair on fire.

    Speaking of doing things you mightbregret, you slab some Volcano Bakemeat on the Billestia Poster (I never indicated how much of this stuff you have, so just assume you have it in near-limitless quantities) and, somehow, summon Bill. He's been so disgusted with how gross and disgusting you are, that he cuts a deal with you. Just this once. But remember- you'll have to do something for him when the time is right.

    What does this deal do, you may ask? Well, as you send out Grotle, and he uses Razor Leaf Because we totally didn't see that one coming, you find out that the attack does 99999999999999999 damage. Huh. Rest assured, this is a 1-time deal.

    As your rival than sends out Bulbasaur, you switch to Abby, and do the most logical thing you can think of: throw some MORE Volcano Bakemeat at Deborah, and then catch it like a boomerang. You decide to feed it to the Charmander, who's boosted in power by the protein-filled food, but also lets out a vicious belch/roar, causing Deborah's Bulbasaur to become nauseous/flee in terror. Now, Deborah would NORMALLY give you 9Poké for winning that battle, but due to making a deal with Bill, you end up getting 999999999999999999Poké instead. Again, 1-time occurance, but at least you're set for life in this instance. Just imagine all the bycicles you could get with that kind of money...You also get 2 Hint Coins which you can use later, but considering what kind of game we're playing here, I wouldn't be surprised if you accidentally tossed them out by the next post.

    At this point, Deborah runs off crying, ranting something about the Dark Dragon...you figure he has enough of a reason to rant about that as you do a "Trashy Man", so whatever floats his Lapras. Oh, and he says "Smell ya later", but who wouldn't see THAT coming?

    So, you set out to leave, but before you do, Oak stops you and asks you to get him a Parcel that's at Viridian City's Pokemart. Since you're but a child (and because you are given no actual point to object to any of this), he just assumes you're gonna get it for him. Because.

    Once again, you find yourself outside in Pallet Town once more. You notice that the Kokana you sent to the pillory is still at said pillory. Since you still have no Pokeballs, you can't catch it just yet. There's also that "Technology is HAMAZING"! Guy, and all that neat stuff you'd expect to see in Pallet Town.

    So, what's your next course of action, pard'ner?

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    Re: (CYOA) Brawl in the Family Plays Pokemon Red

    Well, we've licked Bill, and rubbed Volcano Bakemeat on him. The obvious next step is to lick the Volcano Bakemeat.
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    Re: (CYOA) Brawl in the Family Plays Pokemon Red

    Quote Originally Posted by SockOutTheWindow View Post
    Well, we've licked Bill, and rubbed Volcano Bakemeat on him. The obvious next step is to lick the Volcano Bakemeat.
    I'm inclined to agree.


    Also, craft a pokeball out of the volcano bakemeat. We'll find a way to automate it later.

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    Re: (CYOA) Brawl in the Family Plays Pokemon Red

    Run into the pokemon league, punching all of the gaurds that stand in your way.
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    Re: (CYOA) Brawl in the Family Plays Pokemon Red

    Walk along and trip on the first blade of grass.


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    Re: (CYOA) Brawl in the Family Plays Pokemon Red

    Open the inventory, view the hint coins.
    Don't use them.
    Close the inventory.
    Start9.
    I suppose I might as well put one here, all the cool kids are doing it (not to judge, but so are some not-so-cool kids).

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