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    Re: OshaliteX2's CYOA of stuff.

    Give it a wedgie!
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    Re: OshaliteX2's CYOA of stuff.

    Superguard, and throw the bug into a tree.
    Don't expect anything to make sense. That way you'll be pleasantly surprised if it does.


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    Re: OshaliteX2's CYOA of stuff.

    Falcoooon...


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    Re: OshaliteX2's CYOA of stuff.

    Dodge to the side to make it run into the tree, then spam punch it while it's injured.
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    Froze before the mighty Ice Gym and won!
    Swept Keeby's gym like a broom!

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    Re: OshaliteX2's CYOA of stuff.

    Quote Originally Posted by Scraggy View Post
    Dodge to the side to make it run into the tree, then spam punch it while it's injured.
    Also spend a moment figuring out why it's a BUG, in all caps.

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    Re: OshaliteX2's CYOA of stuff.

    You guys DO know we have Counter, right?

    You act relatively quickly, scooting out of the giant BUG's way before he rams you. It smashes its face into the tree, and gets all dizzy. Taking 2 damage in the process. You proceed to throw several punches at it, dealing 14 damage in total. The giant BUG lets out a sad squeal and scrambles back into the forest. The oval-ish device appears to have powered up while you dealt the last blow, and zips out in front of you.
    Well done. You gained 2 Attack, 1 Defense, 1 Magic Attack.
    FWOOOOOOSH!!
    Your face feels shiny.
    You wonder why BUG was in all caps, but then kick yourself for breaking the fourth wall.

    NOW what?
    Ace:43/50

    Also, after battle your stat buffs go away.
    Last edited by OshaliteX2; September 12th, 2014 at 08:31 PM.
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    Re: OshaliteX2's CYOA of stuff.

    Feel your face to determine its precise shininess level.

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    Re: OshaliteX2's CYOA of stuff.

    Wander around and find some Pokemon.
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    Froze before the mighty Ice Gym and won!
    Swept Keeby's gym like a broom!

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    Re: OshaliteX2's CYOA of stuff.

    Fall to your knees when it's raining, and look up into the sky and scream.
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    Re: OshaliteX2's CYOA of stuff.

    Wander around aimlessly.


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    Re: OshaliteX2's CYOA of stuff.

    You wander around aimlessly looking for things that aren't there. After about 20 minutes of wandering you come across and odd part of the forest. This part of the forest appears to have a fewer trees. You keep pressing on, and the trees become thinner and thinner until you reach a rather large and hilly clearing. You go over one hill and see a town! Thank goodness! You rush down the hill towards the town, and run into a stand where bottles and other sorts of things full of water are sold. Your body slams into one display stand next to it and the vase that was on it tips over and spills on you. You look towards the sky and scream, for no real reason. The owner of the stand looks over his counter and to the side, and sees what you've just done.
    "What the--HEY!! You! Kid! What did'ja just do here? Who comes running down a hill and just careens right into a flask full of special water? Not someone with an ounce of sense, that's who!"
    You just sit there, dazed, as the stand owner berates you...
    6 MINUTES LATER...
    The stand owner seems to have calmed down a bit...
    "Heefffff... well, that was a bit rude of me. But kid, you gotta watch where you run now! Next thing ya know you'll be crashing through windows! Heh-heh-heh..."
    You ask the stand owner what he meant earlier about the water you're now covered in being "special."
    "Hm? The speci--oh, right. Yeah, about that... that there H-2-oh you got on yerself is special water from the Gootcha springs. Not sure what's so great about the stuff, all I know is that high-n'-classy customers pay nearly a month's wage for it... they say it's special. Though I think the "specialness" is referring to whatever they have in their noggin! Ha!"
    You make a face like this:
    "Ahem... anyway, I get most of my cash from selling the stuff. And you've just gone and wasted nearly all of my supply! You got the funds to cover that?"
    You have no money.
    "Heh, you don't hafta answer, I can see it in your eyes that you, kid, are dead BROKE! But I'll tell you what, if you can get me another flask's worth of water, I'll remove all the money you would've owed me in the first place!"
    There's no way to get out of this, you agree with the stand owner.
    "Okay, so it's a deal!"
    He hands you the metal flasky-thing (More like a vase), a few coins, and a map with scribbles on it.
    "That should be the way to Gootcha springs, it's a pretty long trip so you better stock up on supplies. Why'd I give you money? Well, I'm not a monster. I wouldn't send a kid like YOU off to the springs with what? A backpack and a flask that big? No way. Anyway, get a move on. I want that water by sunset tomorrow!"
    Siiiiigh... well, nothing else to do HERE. You see other stands that look cool, one sells supplies and another sells... tattoos?

    What now? Psst! Go to a stand! One sells items and the other sells gear.

    You have gained 20 Pwaants. Pwaants are the currency in this world. Any resemblance to anything in real life is totally coincidental.

    Getting drenched in that water was refreshing, your HP has been restored.
    Last edited by OshaliteX2; September 14th, 2014 at 10:35 AM. Reason: Spelng
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    Re: OshaliteX2's CYOA of stuff.

    Walk away and find something else to do.
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    Froze before the mighty Ice Gym and won!
    Swept Keeby's gym like a broom!

    I guess having a Tumblr is a thing now.

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    Re: OshaliteX2's CYOA of stuff.

    Sell your twenty pwaants for over nine thousand pwaants. Then buy all the gear and items.
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    Re: OshaliteX2's CYOA of stuff.

    Look at the other store's inventory.
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    Re: OshaliteX2's CYOA of stuff.

    Which OTHER STORE??
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    Re: OshaliteX2's CYOA of stuff.

    I have no idea.

    Look at the inventory of the stores here.
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    Re: OshaliteX2's CYOA of stuff.

    Anything can be a weapon! Take the flask and use that as a weapon!
    Unless it's fragile. Then just go to the Gear and Spring shop.


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    Re: OshaliteX2's CYOA of stuff.

    REname yourself King ploobafoo Elephant nosed the XII, leader of the elephant faced tribes of zantok in the third reach of the sancock star sector.

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    Re: OshaliteX2's CYOA of stuff.

    You try to sell one of your Pwaants to a deranged man, who calls you "King ploobafoo Elephant nosed the XII, leader of the elephant faced tribes of zantok in the third reach of the sancock star sector." He then throws 31 Pwaants at you. You now have 50 Pwaants, congrats.

    You check out the stores...
    ~Item Shop~
    -Sweet Potion: Restores 30 HP. (3 Pwt)
    -Sour Potion: Allows 5 max stat buffs.(6 Pwt)
    -Spicy Potion: Nullifies damage that turn.(10 Pwt)
    -Power Blitzer: Counters ALL damage that turn. (15 Pwt)

    ~Gear Shop~
    -Downercut Arm: Raises attack power for all attacks 50% as long as you have no buffs. (11 Pwt)
    -Ampy Glove: Doubles stat boosts. (20 Pwt)
    -Leafy Palm: Punch restores 1 HP with every attack. (33 Pwt)
    -Techno Hopper: 20% chance to dodge an attack. (40 Pwt)

    You buying?
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    Re: OshaliteX2's CYOA of stuff.

    Grab an Ampy Glove. Sounds useful.

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    Re: OshaliteX2's CYOA of stuff.

    Buy a Sweet potion and the Leafy Palm.


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    Re: OshaliteX2's CYOA of stuff.

    Quote Originally Posted by Koopario View Post
    Buy a Sweet potion and the Leafy Palm.
    Seconded.
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    Re: OshaliteX2's CYOA of stuff.

    Quote Originally Posted by SockOutTheWindow View Post
    Grab an Ampy Glove. Sounds useful.
    Seconded.
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    Froze before the mighty Ice Gym and won!
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    Re: OshaliteX2's CYOA of stuff.

    I guess since Sock posted first his post has priority.
    You buy an Ampy Glove and two Sweet Potions. (-26 Pwt)

    Now that your supplies are all supplied, you head out the way the map says... back through the forest. Great. After an hour or two of hiking, your oval-ish device lights up and flies in front of you.
    Dangerous threat detected. Proceed with caution.
    You look around quickly but see nothing... so the machine can detect unseen threats. Fantastic. Suddenly it spins behind you and lets out a red flash! A strange creature lies on the ground stunned. It looks like... a... living... toaster pastry. It looks up and glares at you, with menacing snake-like eyes. It lets out a mix between a snarl and a small child chewing gum. I dare you to think what that sounds like... SNAMCK.
    Threat identified: Red Pastree.
    You have no idea what it's talking about, but decide to fight. You equip your Ampy Glove, and prepare for the worst. (cue music...)

    The Pastree jumps at you, act quick!

    Ace:50/50 Red Pastree:16/16
    Last edited by OshaliteX2; September 14th, 2014 at 06:04 PM.
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    Re: OshaliteX2's CYOA of stuff.

    Do an uppercut to send it blasting off.
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