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    CaymamCruncher's CYOA Thread

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    Your daughter has just found your hideout, and you are surrounded by police officers. What do you do?

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    Last edited by CaymamCruncher; September 22nd, 2014 at 08:02 AM.
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    Threaten to ground her and take away her cell phone.
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    Froze before the mighty Ice Gym and won!
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    Well, you're clearly quite the mobster, so pull out that Tommy Gun you had hidden behind your back and mow 'em down!
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    Shove all of them in the outhouse, then roll it down a steep hill.
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    Re: CaymamCruncher's CYOA Thread

    As soon as you threaten to take away her phone she points a gun at you. (Scraggy) You then bring out a tommy gun and fire wildly. You hit everything but the cops including your own body guards. Man those first person shooters make it look easy. (Sockoutthewindow) You then manage to fit them all in the out house and roll it down a steep cliff. It hits a rock along the way and bursts open. The sight you see is not pretty. You now know what happened to all your fiber ones. (Planetbox)

    Now that you've gotten rid of the cops what do you do next?
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    Binge on your vineyard's best and leave several angry voicemails to your eldest denouncing his terrible life choices. Followed by several sobbing voicemails too slurred to be comprehensible.

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    Re: CaymamCruncher's CYOA Thread

    Ok you drink your vineyards best wine and pass out before you can finish the angry voice mails. When you wake up the cops have taken you into custody. Your locked in a cell with a dangerous roommate.
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    Tell your guard to move you into a cell where you are less likely to be killed.
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    Re: CaymamCruncher's CYOA Thread

    Assert dominance over your roommate.
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    Froze before the mighty Ice Gym and won!
    Swept Keeby's gym like a broom!

    I guess having a Tumblr is a thing now.

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    Re: CaymamCruncher's CYOA Thread

    Your guard moves you to another room. (Planetbox) You don't have a roommate so you make an imaginary friend to assert dominance over. (Scraggy)

    You are taken out of your cell and placed in an electric chair for your execution. There is a greedy guard watching you, what do you do now?
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    Say your prayers and prepare for your judgement?

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    Wait for your imaginary friend to come from the darkness and rescue you. If it takes too long, examine the bonds that are keeping you in the chair.
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    Re: CaymamCruncher's CYOA Thread

    Gain a resistance to electricity. Or superhuman strength to break free and kill everything in sight.


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    Wait what? I thought you just said we're locked in with a dangerous roommate. Hurt yourself in confusion.
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    Froze before the mighty Ice Gym and won!
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    I guess having a Tumblr is a thing now.

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    Re: CaymamCruncher's CYOA Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by CaymamCruncher View Post
    Your guard moves you to another room. (Planetbox) You don't have a roommate so you make an imaginary friend to assert dominance over. (Scraggy)

    You are taken out of your cell and placed in an electric chair for your execution. There is a greedy guard watching you, what do you do now?
    Here you go Scraggy.
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    You say your prayer's and prepare for judgement. The guards start to cry and pray with you. (Huntress of Floyds) Your imaginary friend comes by and helps you get free of your bonds. He's imaginary so the guards can't see him. (Planetbox) You then gain superhuman strength and kill everything in sight. You kill your imaginary friend too. You then find a mirror and see yourself. Since you want to kill everything in sight you strangle yourself to death. (koopario)

    Your imaginary friend managed to survive and revives you via cpr. You escape the prison and steal an awesome monster truck. You soon are chased by cops including your daughter. The monster truck is fully weaponized. You have missile launchers, flame-throwers, ice beams, machine guns, and last but not least a Mr saturn from brawl. What do you want to do now?
    Last edited by CaymamCruncher; July 26th, 2014 at 07:34 PM.
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    First, apologize to your imaginary friend for your incredibly rude behavior, then give him the wheel, in hopes that he is a better driver than you.

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    Re: CaymamCruncher's CYOA Thread

    Your imaginary friend gives his imaginary friend the wheel who gives his imaginary friend the wheel and so on and so on.

    your still being chased by cops.
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    Since all of these imaginary friends are IMAGINARY, shouldn't the car have crashed by now? :0 And if it did, this is what should happen next.

    You should look for a vehicle that isn't so...obnoxious.

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    Re: CaymamCruncher's CYOA Thread

    Send your imaginary friend army to battle the police force.
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    Re: CaymamCruncher's CYOA Thread

    You send your imaginary friend army to go fight them. They successfully keep the cops from chasing you. After a few minutes they completely overwhelm and kill the cops. You are now free from pursuit. what do you do now?
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    Play Sburb.
    Don't expect anything to make sense. That way you'll be pleasantly surprised if it does.


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    Re: CaymamCruncher's CYOA Thread

    You begin to play sburb when your imaginary friends catch up except the cops brainwashed them to be your imaginary enemies. They begin to attack you.

    What would you like to do next?
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    Imagination them into oblivion.


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