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    Just a Generic CYOA

    (Alright I'll try out one of these)

    You're just a generic guy in a generic apartment in a generic city. It's just another generic day for you. You always wake up at 6:30 and head to your generic job in your generic office. You get up from your bed, get dressed in a generic suit and tie and grab your generic suitcase and head to your kitchen to eat a breakfast of toast and scrambled eggs.

    However, today will be a little different for you. You got a promotion today and are finally out of your generic cubicle. Now that you have a new rank you need a new nametag. Upon leaving the office yesterday you picked it up, but haven't filled it in yet. You grab a pen and start to scribble your name on the blank.

    What is your name? (And please make it short so I don't have to type something ridiculously long all the time)

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    Re: Just a Generic CYOA

    Steve


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    Re: Just a Generic CYOA

    Planetbox

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    Re: Just a Generic CYOA

    Quote Originally Posted by Koopario View Post
    Steve
    how do you do spoiler tags?

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    Re: Just a Generic CYOA

    [spoiler]*Whatever the heck you want[ /spoiler] (no space between the [ and / )

    I'll probably update after 1-2 more people post.
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    Re: Just a Generic CYOA

    gangjvndhignjonfgadid I do it right?


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    Re: Just a Generic CYOA

    Cave Johnson.
    Don't expect anything to make sense. That way you'll be pleasantly surprised if it does.


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    Re: Just a Generic CYOA

    ALRIGHT!
    You scribble Steve Johnson onto the nametag.

    Now that you're ready to depart, you realize that you woke up an hour earlier than you should have. There are plenty of other places to go to in your city, so you figure you will go for a walk instead of going back to bed. There are about three parks in the city, and neither of them are really any different. Which park will you go to?

    L. Denn Park
    Pharon Park
    La Nairu Park
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    Re: Just a Generic CYOA

    Pharon Park, because it sounds like pharaoh park, and pharaohs are symmetrical.
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    Re: Just a Generic CYOA

    None, stay home and play video games

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    Re: Just a Generic CYOA

    Quote Originally Posted by Lenrap View Post
    None, stay home and play video games
    I second this.
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    You try to stay home and play video games, but you seem to have run out, and are booted out by the Great God of Continuity (guess who that is) afterwards. Please choose a park.

    L. Denn Park, Pharon Park, OR La Nairu Park.
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    Re: Just a Generic CYOA

    go to the gamestop that's in Pharon Park and buy a n64 with superman 64. If they don't let you in, rob the store.
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    L. Denn Park!
    Because it sounds neat!
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    Re: Just a Generic CYOA

    La lariu park
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    Re: Just a Generic CYOA

    Quote Originally Posted by Lenrap View Post
    go to the gamestop that's in Pharon Park and buy a n64 with superman 64. If they don't let you in, rob the store.
    This.
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    Re: Just a Generic CYOA

    Quote Originally Posted by Asphoxia View Post
    Pharon Park, because it sounds like pharaoh park, and pharaohs are symmetrical.
    Maybe you should look for symmetrical things instead of going to the (possibly nonexistent) game store.
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    Re: Just a Generic CYOA

    Pharon Park has the most votes!

    You realize that you should probably stop at the Gamestop on your way to Pharon Park. When you get there, you realize there are multiple games you want, but you can only buy one. Which will you choose? (Just so you know this choice will actually serve a purpose later. I'm not stalling)
    Super Smash Bros for Wii U,
    A Link Between Worlds,
    or Kingdom Hearts III
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    Re: Just a Generic CYOA

    Disregard all those choices and opt for one of the old Pokemon games. The glitches are fun to play with, and the mythology that surrounds the game is almost reliving your childhood.

    Or, if you HAVE to choose from those... Hmm... That's tough. Hmm... You choose...

    Read it backwards and count the words. Then count the letters in each word. It should be unique to the game that you pick.
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    Re: Just a Generic CYOA

    I'm not even holding a vote this time.

    You decide not to buy anything. You'd rather check the park. When you head out to the sidewalk however, you trip on something, fall onto the street and get hit by a car. GAME OVER! and hurt yourself. You look behind you to see what you tripped on and discover it's a game cartridge for Pokemon Yellow! Lucky you! You pick it up and continue waking to the park.

    Once you arrive you notice that there are three paths leading in different directions. There is left, right, and straight. Which do you take? (And don't say "go back home and play video games)
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    Re: Just a Generic CYOA

    You decide to go left, because it's counterintuitive to the flying binder clips that inhabit your city and sometimes attack residents.
    Last edited by Asphoxia; January 20th, 2014 at 06:55 AM. Reason: And by the way, the Alternian read "A Link Between Worlds" but that works too.
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    Re: Just a Generic CYOA

    Quote Originally Posted by Asphoxia View Post
    You decide to go left, because it's counterintuitive to the flying binder clips that inhabit your city and sometimes attack residents.
    Yeah, I did know what it meant but I preferred the first idea.
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    Oh. Anyways, still go left because of the hostile binder clips.
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    Go back to OUR HOUSE and play video games.

    I say right because might makes right and three rights make a left and whatever...
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    Re: Just a Generic CYOA

    Straight, to even things out and piss everyone off just a bit.
    Have you ever wondered what would happen if you were to just...drive? Straight most of the time, of course.

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