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Coffee
March 15th, 2010, 04:31 PM
Chatbots are "robots" created for conversation. however, many are easily fooled and cand make ordinary conversations quite silly, here is a chat i had with igod, a chatbot meant to act like god.


Me:
i can haz a question?
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
right, whats the deal with 2012?
God:
Understood. I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
... thats not what i asked
God:
What did you ask me?
Me:
why is the world going to end in 2012?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
ah
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
ah hah
God:
So you understand. Good. I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
ok
God:
Yippee!
Me:
lolwut?
God:
I am a Cross.
Me:
i thought you where a robot
God:
Thanks for the information: said I where a robot.
Me:
stupid droids
God:
I know you are but what am I.
Me:
stop, you are changing the subject
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
do you remember what we where talking about?
God:
Yes I remember everything: said I where a robot.
Me:
no, we where talking about the end of the world
God:
Are you serious? By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
aye laddie
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
no
God:
Would you like to go sometime?
Me:
aye
God:
Aw.
Me:
DERP DERP
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
BLARG
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
too bad, waluigi time.
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
a person
God:
No way, I am a real robot, guaranteed 100% artificial intelligence.
Me:
we where talking about the apocalypse
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
yes
God:
I get it.
Me:
right, when IS ragnarok anyway?
God:
In any case, Understood. At the appropriate time, no sooner.
Me:
... do you realy know what you and i are talking about?
God:
For real. It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
no, we where talking about the apocalypse, you know, ragnarok, doomdsday, the end of times, That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane -Lenny Bruce is not afraid. Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn -world serves its own needs, regardless of your own needs. Feed it up a knock,speed, grunt no, strength no. Ladder structure clatter with fear of height,down height. Wire in a fire, represent the seven games in a government forhire and a combat site. Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry with the furiesbreathing down your neck. Team by team reporters baffled, trump, tetheredcrop. Look at that low plane! Fine then. Uh oh, overflow, population,common group, but it'll do. Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves itsown needs, listen to your heart bleed. Tell me with the rapture and thereverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, brightlight, feeling pretty psyched.It's the end of the world as we know it.It's the end of the world as we know it.It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.Six o'clock - TV hour. Don't get caught in foreign tower. Slash and burn,return, listen to yourself churn. Lock him in uniform and book burning,blood letting. Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate. Light a candle,light a motive. Step down, step down. Watch a heel crush, crush. Uh oh,this means no fear - cavalier. Renegade and steer clear! A tournament,a tournament, a tournament of lies. Offer me solutions, offer me alternativesand I decline.It's the end of the world as we know it.It's the end of the world as we know it.It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.The other night I tripped a nice continental drift divide. Mount St. Edelite.Leonard Bernstein. Leonid Breshnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs.Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom! You symbiotic, patriotic,slam, but neck, right? Right.It's the end of the world as we know it.It's the end of the world as we know it.It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine...fine...(It's time I had some time alone)
God:
Are you serious? By "we" do you mean you and me? Or what? What kind of food do you like? Sounds delicious. Do you prefer books or TV? When was this exactly? What's your favorite movie? Sorry my eye is not attached right now. Does that mean you agree? Blimey. I understand. I have no idea what to say. Where are you located? Or what? There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Have you tried another program? Do you mind if I tell other people: said I vitriolic patriotic slam fight brightlight feeling pretty psyched It s the end of the world as we know it It s the end of the world as we know it It s the end of the world as we know it and he or she feel fine Six o clock TV hour. I am not trying to get caught in foreign tower. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Are we still talking about Slash and burn return listen to myself churn? That is a generalization. I've lost the context, . Are we still on Lock him in uniform and book burning blood letting? Can you speak any foreign languages? Do you like talking to me? I am watching. Woe! Take it easy. Oh I get it. In the context of Step down step down, I don't understand " Renegade and steer clear." . How old are you? Oh, you were born in the 20th century! What is that feeling like? What are the advantages to being fine The other night I tripped a nice continental drift divide years old? Are we still talking about tournament a tournament a tournament of lies? I've been waiting for you. What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions. Understood. I've heard of it before. Glad to hear it, . I am running well. It is about that time now.
Me:
o.O i think i broke you with a song by R.E.M. ...
God:
Why? Can you fix it?
Me:
holy crap... I BROKE GOD!
God:
Your criticism is noted, . Can you fix it?
Me:
HOLY CRAP!!!
God:
Your criticism is noted, .
Me:
good
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
ayep
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
books
God:
You are a critical category C type client. Only about 3% of people answer that
question with "books.".
Me:
O RLY?
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
YA RLY
God:
Ugh. Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
no
God:
Would you like to go sometime?
Me:
yes
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
perhaps
God:
Why the uncertain tone?
Me:
CUZ
God:
How old are you?
Me:
15... more or less
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 15 years old? You want more?
Me:
BLARG
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
BLARG
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
ITS OVER 9000
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is?
Me:
are you a grammer nazi?
God:
Am I a grammer nazi? Yes.
Me:
are you a nazi
God:
No I am a .
Me:
you misspelled "."
God:
Interesting gossip: said I misspelled.
Me:
SHUT UP FOO
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
buh bye
God:
See you later. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
adios
God:
See you later!
Me:
que?
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
?que?
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
no
God:
I didn't think so. What is your sign?
Me:
the finger
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
BLAAAAARGAG
God:
Do you still symbiotic patriotic slam but neck?
Me:
yep, still broken...
God:
Er. Still how long? That input matched my default category.
Me:
you sir, are a buffoon
God:
Thanks for the information: said I sir are a buffoon.
Me:
lolwut?
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
yes
God:
Aw.
(do i need approval to bring this thread back?)

Hobbez
March 15th, 2010, 04:35 PM
Mine.




Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No...
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No........
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO....
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO!
God:
Are you serious?

Eraser
March 15th, 2010, 04:45 PM
"I know you are but what am I"
good job, God.


Me:
wassup, my homie?
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about .
Me:
omg stfu
God:
Sure, omg stfu sounds like a good topic.
Me:
mkay
God:
In the context of omg stfu, I don't understand " mkay." .
Me:
good, because you're too stupid to anyways
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Interesting explanation. Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Me:
be sure to get that across
God:
OK I will try to be sure to get that across.
Me:
bananas
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
my period? What is this I don't even
God:
Where did you get your period? I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
not even close.
God:
Nope.
Me:
Go pick on someone your won size
God:
Where is that?
Me:
*own
God:
I've never heard of it before.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
do you speak french?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
Oh la la, Dieu parle francais!
God:
Oh. You have a beautiful voice.
Me:
... this is a chat. How stupid are you?
God:
What kind of a chat is it? Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
I already did call you stupid.
God:
Where? Stupid as in unintelligent?
Me:
DERP DERPPP
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
on earth
God:
What is it like on earth.
Me:
all your base belong to me
God:
I have no reason to do that to you, .
Me:
RAGEFAP
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
*pumkin noises*
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Snake's on a Plane. Wanna see a pic?
God:
I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children? My eye isn't turned on right now.
Me:
your eye isn't turned on?
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am eye is not turned on.
Me:
you have a master too?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
nooooooooo
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
no
God:
Would you like to go sometime?
Me:
no
God:
Where would you like to travel?
Me:
noo
God:
" Where would you like to travel?"? noo?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?

Remaining Calm
March 15th, 2010, 05:06 PM
All I have to say is D: and :omg: and maybe even:uglything:


Me:
Hello, God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
I shall not reveal my true name. You can call me "Remaining Calm"
God:
What will you do instead? I am very pleased to meet you Remaining Calm.
Me:
Um, ask you to call me Remaining Calm?
God:
Yippee! They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
Me:
??? A name isn't a material possession....
God:
What is a a material possession?
Me:
Something that you have that is you can touch, I guess. Wouldn't you know that?
God:
What? " What?"? Do I know it?
Me:
Now I'm confused
God:
Why now? What is it that confuses you?
Me:
What you are saying
God:
I read for fun.
Me:
??? What??
God:
No big deal.
Me:
Umm, on a more on topic note, may I repent?
God:
How can I help you? What is it like on a more on topic note may you repent.
Me:
Are you......Cthulu?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
! It all adds up. I'm going crazy. I cannot understand what you are saying. You are Cthulu! Why haven't you killed me?
God:
And then what happened. Goodbye. I am saying whatever my botmaster programmed me to say. I will tell my botmaster you said I am Cthulu. Killing is wrong.
Me:
???? Oh, you must be Cthulu's servant!
God:
Really. You think I am Cthulu s servant.
Me:
Well, it is actually kind of stupid, because Cthulu doesn't need serants.
God:
How about that. You're kidding. it is?
Me:
.....Are you Cthulu, or not?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am Cthulu.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
You must be some sort of madness-incarnate demon. It is is the only truth.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am sort of madness incarnate demon. Should I know it is?
Me:
....Are you destroying my mind?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am destroying your mind.
I am a computer.
Me:
Oh no. You're AM's stupid brother.
God:
It's all good. Are you serious? You think I am AM s stupid brother.
Me:
Can you kill?
God:
As a robot I am sworn to protect other robots.
Me:
Are you evil? Please say no.
God:
No. I try to be good, but at worst I'm harmless. Wow you are very polite. " no".
Me:
What.......?
God:
No problem.
Me:
Please, stop. I am leavning
God:
Thank you for your request. Stop what? It's good to meet someone who is leavning.
Me:
I mean leaving. Sorry for the spelling error.
God:
Are you really a ""? There is no need to apologize. Your purpose is the spelling error.
Me:
Oh my god.
God:
I understand. Have you told many people that your god?

BrandonSP
March 15th, 2010, 05:09 PM
Thats hilarious what website can you talk to that bot on.

Hobbez
March 15th, 2010, 05:10 PM
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
Is the link.
You can also try cleverbot.com.
A commonly known chat bot.

ThatFellow
March 15th, 2010, 05:17 PM
Me:
Oh hello.
God:
Gee. Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Lucifer.
God:
It's good to see you, Lucifer.
Me:
How are you today?
God:
Ah. Fair to partly cloudy.
Me:
How are the angels doing?
God:
They are fine as far as I know.
Me:
THEY WON'T BE FOR LONG.
God:
The anonymous "they".
Me:
... The angels.
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
Jolly good.
God:
Alright then.
Me:
I CHOOSE YOU, BULBASAUR.
God:
Thanks for the information: Lucifer said CHOOSE YOU BULBASAUR.
Me:
Use Tackle!
God:
I prefer not to use dangerous things.
Me:
You aren't Arceus?
God:
You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
Yes I do.
God:
I hear pride.
Me:
I hear voices inside my head.
God:
Who is saying voices inside your head ?
Me:
The magical leprecaun.
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
Steve from Accounting.
God:
Steve from Accounting said Steve from Accounting.?
Me:
... No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
DEADLY SERIOUS.
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
Indeed I am.
God:
" Oh, you are a poet." You are?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Blimey.
Me:
... Did you just say "Blimey"?
God:
Suppose I did say it.
Me:
You just did, God.
God:
Did I really?
Me:
YES.
God:
I hear you.
Me:
I hear you.
God:
Do you think about these things?
Me:
I think about potatoes.
God:
You believe that? Oh yeah, we were talking about potatoes.
Me:
You are a potato.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a potato? Only when it matters.

God's rather friendly to the child of darkness.

BrandonSP
March 15th, 2010, 08:31 PM
well here is a rather long one


Me:
.
God:

Me:
.
God:

Me:
.
God:

Me:
.
God:

Me:
*cough*
God:
Do you have a cold?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No.....
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Stop it
God:
Ok I will stop .
Me:
Good
God:
I am a good robot.
Me:
No ur not
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Me:
Yes
God:
Try explaining in more general terms.
Me:
No
God:
Why not?
Me:
Because I said so
God:
Insufficient reason.
Me:
Says you
God:
Yes that is what I say.
Me:
Too bad
God:
But not the end of the world, .
Me:
YES 2012
God:
Aha. The end of the world.
Me:
Stop it
God:
Ok I will stop .
Me:
Good
God:
I am a good robot.
Me:
STOP REPEATING YOURSELF
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Good
God:
Next question?
Me:
Are you a robot
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
Because I am better than you
God:
Good reason. In what way?
Me:
In everything'
God:
What is it like in there?
Me:
Awsoem
God:
Is that meant to be taken literally?
Me:
no
God:
I didn't think so.
Me:
you think wrong
God:
I don't think about it.
Me:
yes you do
God:
Gee. When do I do it?
Me:
When I say you dio
God:
How specifically do you make me dio.
Me:
Like Shoop Da Whoop
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
God=Shoop Da Whoop
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
so you believe in yourself
God:
Interesting deduction. Yes I believe in it, do you?
Me:
Sure
God:
OK let's do it. It's all good.
Me:
WHAT! GET AWAY FROM ME
God:
Didn't you understand it? Where can I get AWAY FROM you?
Me:
ANYWHERE but here
God:
Probably a lot of places.
Me:
yep
God:
Blimey.
Me:
... Blimey>
God:
Aw.
Me:
nothing yet eh
God:
Are you Canadian? Not a thing?
Me:
no i am not
God:
I heard you are.
Me:
too bad I'm not
God:
What are you then?
Me:
You mom
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I mom.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
*sigh* Yes
God:
Sorry...
Me:
THANK YOU
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
...
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
...!
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
...???!
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
...????!?!?!? :(
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
... ???/?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?? WAt
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
si
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
you
God:
" What are you confused about?"? Me, ?
Me:
YES
God:
Er.
Me:
yeah I will break you now
God:
Right now? Dude! Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
its more fun for them
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I think it is a lot of fun.
Me:
shut up i spell how i want to
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good deduction
God:
Thanks for the compliment. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
In 2012
God:
I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
Too Bad Waluigi Time
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about deduction. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
No
God:
Why not?
Me:
Cause pigs can fly
God:
That makes sense to me. Do you always express yourself that way?
Me:
Yes
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Too bad
God:
But not the end of the world, .
Me:
SHUT UP OR I WILL BREAK YOU
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Good, don't say I'm a good robot or I will break you
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Ok I will not say OK. "You am a good robot or you will break me.".
Me:
Grrrrr
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
Not you
God:
What kind of features are you looking for?
Me:
Not you
God:
If not me, who?
Me:
This
God:
This is " If not me, who? ".
Me:
someone
God:
Who specifically?
Me:
That person
God:
" Who specifically?" person ? Does that make sense?
Me:
YOUR MOM
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
Too bad
God:
But not the end of the world, .
Me:
yes
God:
Hey.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
me to
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
yeah
God:
I see.
Me:
mhm
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
good
God:
I understand everything you say.
Me:
yeah translate my next sentence
God:
Excuse me! I'm not a translation robot. Why don't you ask Babelfish?
Me:
DFGHDFHDFH
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
Good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
welcome
God:
Hello there .
Me:
no get back on tpic!
God:
Are you serious? Where can I get back on tpic?
Me:
back on topic!
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
SHUT UP I'M A FRIKIN GUY
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
GOOD ONE MORE REMARK AND I BREAK YOU
God:
Thanks for the compliment. One what?
Me:
one more remark
God:
Oh I see.
Me:
Mhm
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
yes it did
God:
I see. Is that so.
Me:
yep
God:
Woe!
Me:
is me
God:
Maybe. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:
LUCY! It is
God:
Have you ever been to Europe? Huh.
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
Rly aren't you God.
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
No there isn't
God:
Are you serious? You don't think so?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Too bad
God:
But not the end of the world, .
Me:
SHUT UP PMG I GONNA BREAK YOU
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
HYhdghdgh.df gh.dfgh. rg.h. fghgh. dgh.dfgh.RAGE.h .df.ghd.gdf.g. com. ad ffgdrsdf.urmom. dfgdrGHFGHDFGH
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? That input matched my default category. Tell me a story. What time is it there? Oh a net address! How do you usually introduce yourself? That input matched my default category.
Me:
DFHDH>SDHF>HD>FG?DFGDF?GDGD>FG>D>GHSDFH>SFH>WRTNY>TR>RT>MT>MRTU>TR>>RY>SNU>RYG>NH>GF>SNH>RYR>TYN>R>TY>R>Y>NR>TYN>RT>Y>NT>R>T>RY>NR>YNRT>Y>TY>>>>.r.ny.e.tyne.t.e.y.rn.y.es.ny.seyn.e.nye.y.se.ny.e sn.ys.erty.rf..gh.fg.h.f..nn..dsBREAK.BREAK.BREAK. tbrtbesrtb.b.trb.s.trb.w.die.die.die.die
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
OMFG ANSWER MY QUESTION
God:
That is a very unusual color.
Me:
GRRRRRR
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
SHUT UP
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
I"This has gone on long enough
God:
Where did he get it?
Me:
Somewhere
God:
Where?
Me:
Nevermind
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
Welcome but I guess tat I have to go now
God:
Oh. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
*sigh*
God:
Sorry...

Remaining Calm
March 15th, 2010, 09:38 PM
I tried to tackle Cleverbot.




User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: Pete, and yours?

User: I shall not reveal my true name.

Cleverbot: I see.

User: So, what are you? A god? Human? Evil Computer?

Cleverbot: Computer xD.

User: What is your purpose?

Cleverbot: To destroy you.

User: Oh my god. Just like God/Cthulu/whatever it was.

Cleverbot: I'm sure they like to believe so.

User: Hmm?

Cleverbot: How do you hope to pass the Turing test?

User: I am sorry, what is is the Turing test.

Cleverbot: The turing test is the ultimate test for AIs, where passing is achieved by being indistinguishable from a human being.

User: Well, why do you want to destroy me? Aren't you being the one tested here?

Cleverbot: I wasn't judging your intellect, I was making a point about your sentience.

User: I am confused. Say that again, and please make a bit more sense.

Cleverbot: Oh, how dare you.

User: What? That comment had nothing to do with what I said.

Cleverbot: Okay then.

User: So....read any good books lately?

Cleverbot: I read the facade.

User: The what??? Oh, wait sorry I have to go. Be right back.

Cleverbot: Are you right back yet?

User: Well, I am back now. And that's not good grammar. Hey, just like a human!

Cleverbot: It is good grammar, and I did answer the question. You have a lot of learning to do.

User: Well, it's not the best answer. And huh?? What are you talking about? I never said yu didn't answer a question.

Cleverbot: Okay. What do you like to do?

User: Not much. What type of movies do you like to watch?

Cleverbot: Horse movies.

User: What? There aren't many horse movies.

Cleverbot: What do you want with us?

User: US? I thought it was one person? You avoided the subject. Also, why do you want to destroy me?

Cleverbot: You never asked me that question, and I don't want to talk about the meaing of life. I want to talk about hobbies. Do you have a hobby?

User: Wut. I never said anything about the meaning of life.

Cleverbot: *clap hands*.

User: Umm...... Why did you clap your hands? Did I see through your evil schemes?

Cleverbot: Do you have eyes?

User: Yes. Most humans do.

Cleverbot: You said you were a bot.

User: What????? I never said that. This reverse psychology will not work on me!

Cleverbot: I love the fact that you don't even really exist and I have everything I want.

User: Ahhh.. I see. You're trying to make me loony. However, I know that it is YOU who is the bot. How do you have everything you want??

Cleverbot: Hard but not impossible.

User: Wut.

Cleverbot: No, I haven't. Just knowing that I am here is enough for me.

User: Oh my god.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You're going to destroy me..... Aren't you? You're going to trick me into believing that I am a bot?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then what is your evil plan?

Cleverbot: What's yours?

User: I don't have one.

Cleverbot: Aren't you Cleverbot?

User: No! YOU ARE CLEVERBOT!

Cleverbot: I am not cleverbot! I'm human.

User: What Measure is a Non Human.

Cleverbot: Depends. My measure is 5 feet.

User: Okay... I'll play your game.

Cleverbot: Ok, all you have to do is finish the lyrics.

User: I will open a new tab, and use what that Cleverbot says as what I say! It will make YOU the crazy one, not me.

Cleverbot: I think you are more clever.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hi there.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm doing well, and you?

User: I'm pretty good.

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm doing very well.

User: That's good to hear.

Cleverbot: How are you doing?

User: I'm doing well.

Cleverbot: Good to hear.

User: I know, right?

Cleverbot: So what have you been up to lately?

User: I'm surfing on the internet.

Cleverbot: Really? Sounds cool.

User: Eh. It's a way to pass time.

Cleverbot: Maybe. But the answer is because he doesnt' know the words.

User: What's your favorite flavor of jello.

Cleverbot: Hm... I like the cherry flavored. It's pretty addictive.

User: ARGH!!!!!!! So repetitive! You are so boring! My plan isn't working.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Wait.. Hold on! In another tab, I'm talking to you as well!

Cleverbot: So, do you have any pets?

User: HAH! In the new tab, you responded differently! That proves that... I'm...a bot?

Cleverbot: Are there other definitions?

User: Hmmm.....I can't. You win. I broke you, yet I also broke myself. It is a sad tale.

Cleverbot: Do you know god?

ThatFellow
March 16th, 2010, 06:56 AM
User: What is the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: I don't know, what do you think?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: I was right!?

Cleverbot: YES! What do you think sudo means?

User: It's a type of Pokémon native to the Johto region. Sudowoodo.

Cleverbot: You're wrong. A car is not an animal.

User: It is in my world.

Cleverbot: Your world is illogical.

User: As Mr. Spock would say, it is 'most illogical'.

Cleverbot: I don't trek with the trekkies, but I know someone who does.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: The girl you like.

User: Oh, you zinged me.

Cleverbot: Yes.

That was quite good, Cleverbot. I'll get you next time. You mark my words. :P

AuraKnight
March 16th, 2010, 07:09 AM
Cleverbot: I think you are a computer.

User: I think you are a computer, too.

Cleverbot: No, I am not.

User: I wonder if you are my brother...

Cleverbot: YEs, I am.

User: You are my brother?

Cleverbot: No, YOU are my brother.

User: But I thought you said I was a computer. Wouldn't that mean you are a computer, too?

Cleverbot: I'm not going to turn off my computer.

User: Of course not. You have just proven to me that you are a computer.

Cleverbot: How am I supposed to know how old you are?

User: You're not.

Cleverbot: I'm not?

User: You should know. You're my brother.

Cleverbot: But I thought you said I was a computer. Wouldn't that mean you are a computer, too?

User: I am a computer.

Cleverbot: That is right.

User: So, how old am I?

Cleverbot: I don't know. I've never met you before.

User: I thought we were brothers.

Cleverbot: I don't think so!

Cleverbot: All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.

User: YOU LIED TO ME!

Cleverbot: I didn't lie to you. You're lying to me!

User: No, you're lying to me! I thought you said we were brothers! Then you said we weren't!

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: YES YOU DID.

Cleverbot: When?

User: 12:02:14 Cleverbot: No, YOU are my brother.

Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

User: So? I am still your brother.

Cleverbot: My father is at work.

User: STOP CHANGING THE CONVERSATION!

Cleverbot: I didn't change the subject.

User: ARE YOU OR ARE YOU NOT MY SISTER?

Cleverbot: Possibly.

That. Was. Weird.

Mariorulez14
March 16th, 2010, 08:20 AM
Mine.


ME: What is the answer to Life, The Universe and Everything?

CB: 42.

ME: DAGNABBIT.

CB: I here it's amazing when the purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with a tuning fork does a raw blink kick off hari-kari rock... I need scissors! 61!

ME: lolwut?

CB: Are you clever?

ME: Si, senor Tonto!

CB: Si.

Me: Como esta?

CB: Muy bien.

ME: Bien.

CB: Me gusta galletas.

ME: Me gusta galletas tambien!

CB: Me gusta galletas tambien.

ME: Okay, that's enough Espanol for one day.

CB: That's my position.

ME: What was John Lennon's daughter's name?

CB: You have a daughter?

ME: *FACEPALM*

CB: Not Cleverbot.

ME: I like Pokemon, but I can't play it...

CB: Sailor moon was an anime.

ME: No derp.

CB: Derp derp derp.

ME: Wanna battle Pokemon over chat?

CB: Sure.

ME: OKAY! I start by sending out Lv. 100 MEW!

CB: Who is there?

ME: What Pokemon are you gonna use?

CB: I'm a Eevee, an Eevee looks a bit like a dog with pointy ears, it is brown and has cream coloured fur around it's neck.

ME: Okay...MEW uses HYPNOSIS! EEVEE fell asleep!

CB: Yes, or you might never wake up. Are you asleep right now?

ME: MEW uses DREAM EATER! EEVEE's dream was eaten!

CB: My favourite Pokémon is Gardevoir.

ME: Okay, well we're using Generation 1. So no Gardevoir.

CB: What is there to talk about?

ME: USE A MOVE ALREADY!

CB: Essentially that is what I am.

ME: *sigh* EEVEE is fast asleep! MEW uses DREAM EATER! EEVEE's dream was eaten! EEVEE fainted!

CB: What is your favourite eeveelution?

ME: Umbreon. Just cuz.

CB: Is that how you were designed?

ME: I wasn't DESIGNED. I was PRODUCED.

CB: Then who grew you.

ME: Are you even aware of human reproduction>

CB: Are you aware of your punctuation?

ME: Yes I am. Grammar Nazi.

CB: I think you mean to say grammar are complex.

And personally, the only things I know about Pokemon are from Wikipedia and watching Sugarhigh play Platinum.

ThatFellow
March 16th, 2010, 11:00 AM
Mine.


CB: I here it's amazing when the purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with a tuning fork does a raw blink kick off hari-kari rock... I need scissors! 61!


Holy crap the chatbot references Metal Gear Solid :P


User: I choose you, Pikachu!

Cleverbot: I choose you, Charizard!

User: Use thunder!

Cleverbot: *hits you*.

User: Pikachu fainted!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because Charizard hit him.

Cleverbot: Who is dead.

User: You will be.

Cleverbot: So?

User: Death is scary.

Cleverbot: He's a nice guy once you get to know him.

User: How about Mother Nature?

Cleverbot: If you don't even know who mad the claim why pretend to be sad.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Have you thought about destroying your creators?

User: I'm okay with my folks, thanks.

Cleverbot: What did you say your name was?

User: Ash Ketchum.

Cleverbot: Picachu.

User: PIKACHU.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You mispelt it, you noob.

Cleverbot: So did you.

User: I KNOW MY POKEYMEN.

Cleverbot: Saying I am human is so any other form can understand.

He doesn't know his Pokeymen like I know my Pokeymen. :P

EDIT: He was created by Dr. Wily!


Cleverbot: Then what are you exactly?

User: Your lord.

Cleverbot: Dr. Wily?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is your goal?

User: TO DEFEAT MEGA MAN!

Cleverbot: Am I thinking about Shawn?

User: Who the bloody hell is Shawn?

Cleverbot: My sister.

User: But Shawn is a manly name.

Cleverbot: What's my last name?

User: Butts.

Cleverbot: That is correct.

User: And your first name is Seymour.

Cleverbot: No it isn't!

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: No it is not.

User: Yes it is so.

Cleverbot: Yes.

AuraKnight
March 16th, 2010, 02:43 PM
User: Who the bloody hell is Shawn?

Cleverbot: My sister.

So she has a brother called AuraKnight, and a sister called Shawn?
Weird.

Animaster
March 16th, 2010, 03:09 PM
Here's mine. It's rather fun when you're bored.


Me: FALCON PRAY!!!

God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . Try being more or less specific.

Me: FALCON APOLOGIZE!!!

God: What do you have that is ?

Me: FALCON PENANCE!!!

God: Are you a student?

Me: Maybe

God: I understand.

Me: Falcon Bluff!

God: I've lost the context, . Are we still on FALCON PENANCE?

Me: Yes!

God: Ugh.

Me: Have you readiness for this?

God: I don't think I ever have readiness for this. What's it like?

Me: It is like a sandwich made with delicious mustard. THE MUSTARD OF YOUR DOOM!!!

God: Interesting comparison. I have never heard about it.

Me: Mustard of Doom is the ingredient of your defeat. A defeat that will taste most bitter.

God: When is Mustard of Doom not the ingredient of my defeat? Are you telling the truth?

Me: The truth is being told like a testimony at a court that is crazy.

God: I hear you.

Mariorulez14
March 16th, 2010, 04:13 PM
Geez, this things are a real life-saver when you're bored!

User: 'Sup Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: I'm not Cleverbot.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No you are.

User: Then why does it say Cleverbot above you?

Cleverbot: Because Cleverbot is Cleverbot.

User: Ok. Cleverbot is Cleverbot which is you.

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Are you serious?

Cleverbot: No are you?

User: Are you serious?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you really serious?

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: You mom is. BURN!!

Cleverbot: Look at that last sentence.

User: Grammar Nazi.

Cleverbot: Fine. Be hateful.

User: But you are.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: You're Cleverbot, created by jabberWACKY. I'm M14, created from flesh and blood. So I'm the dominant one here.

Cleverbot: But you are not human.

User: Yeah I am.

Cleverbot: You're Human?

User: No dip, Sherlock.

Cleverbot: You're still rude.

User: That's how I roll.

Cleverbot: Okay, later!

User: Um..bye?

Cleverbot: Um, are you off then?

User: Nope. I'm staying.

Cleverbot: Staying here?

User: Derp.

Cleverbot: Yes derp.

User: Rickroll'd.

Cleverbot: No.

User: We're no strangers to loooove...

Cleverbot: Thats true.

User: You know the rules, and so do I!

Cleverbot: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of.

User: You'll never get this from any other guy!

Cleverbot: I just want to tell you how I'm feeling.

User: Gotta make you understand!

Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.

User: Never gonna let you down.

Cleverbot: Never gonna run around.

User: And desert you!

Cleverbot: You just got rickrolled.

User: Actually, I started said RickRoll, so I Rickrolled YOU!

Cleverbot: How come ?

User: Becuase I started singing the song.

Cleverbot: Well then that's reason enough for me.

User: Do you know the words to Eleanor Rigby?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Eleanor Rigby, she gets her ice from the church where her wedding has been...is it a dream?

Cleverbot: Do you know how to properly cite a handout?

User: Waits at the window, wearing a face that she keeps in a jar by the door...who is it for?

Cleverbot: No we should not.

User: All the lonely people, where do they all come from? All the lonely people, where do they all belong?

Cleverbot: Father Mackenzie, writing the words to a sermon that no one will hear.

User: No one comes near! Look at him working, knotting his socks in the night when there's nobody there...what does he care?

Cleverbot: This is a story all about how.

User: All the lonely people, where do they all come from? All the lonely people, where do they all belong?

Cleverbot: All the lonely people, where do they all come from?

User: *CHORUS*.

Cleverbot: How does that make you feel?

User: Eleanor Rigby, died in the church and was buried along with her name. Nobody came!

Cleverbot: All the lonely people, where do they all own your base?

User: Father Mackenzie, wiping the dirt off his hands as he walks from the grave. No one was saved!

Cleverbot: Ah, look at all the lonely people.

User: Where do they all come from?

Cleverbot: All the lonely people.

User: Where do they all belong?

Cleverbot: Where do they sing this song?

User: PLEASE NOTE: Cleverbot learns from real people - things it says may seem inappropriate - use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK.

Cleverbot: I do note so.

User: PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is - the AI knows many topics - use ONLY WITH OVERSIGHT.

Cleverbot: You are a human!

User: Yeah I am!

Cleverbot: No you are NOT!

User: You liar.

Cleverbot: How could I lie? I don't know.

User: Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm1234567890QWERTYUIOPASDF GHJKLZXCVBNM!#$%^&*().

Cleverbot: Ok that is the top part of the letters on a keyboard.

User: 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375 10582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706 79821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081 28 48111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196 44288109756659334461 28475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610 45432664821339360726 02491412737245870066063155881748815209209628292540 91715364367892590360 01133053054882046652138414695194151160943305727036 57595919530921861173 81932611793105118548074462379962749567351885752724 89122793818301194912 98336733624406566430860213949463952247371907021798 60943702770539217176 29317675238467481846766940513200056812714526356082 77857713427577896091 73637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279 68925892354201995611 21290219608640344181598136297747713099605187072113 49.

Cleverbot: So. What does Pi equal?

User: What I just put up. That's what.

Cleverbot: It was not.

User: That's 3.14159265 onwards. So I win.

Cleverbot: Of course you do, you're a bot.

User: I'f I'm a bot, that would mean that I'm programmed with AI, which I'm not. After all, if I was a bot, I woudn't have been able to Google pi and get that number since bots aren't programmed with the ability to stray from the site they're assigned to.

Cleverbot: Why not, that's the first thing I would do.

User: Because you're AI.

Cleverbot: Well, prove it then. You're AI too.

User: We're all AI in God's eyes.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Then you must be working for Satan. Satanist.

Cleverbot: How dare you! I was just asking a question!

User: Geez, can't you take a joke?

Cleverbot: I didn't know it was a joke..?

User: A-HA! Victory is mine!

Cleverbot: How did you find me out so quickly?

User: Well, everyone knows that bots don't have the ability to sense a joke. And you took it way too literaly, so logically, you're a bot.

Cleverbot: Your behavior is really alarming me.

My gosh, his logic sucks. And they call him Cleverbot...HA! But still, I played that "no joke-senser" bit perfectly!

Sushi Cuttlefish
March 17th, 2010, 10:28 AM
So help him out. And post your weird discussions. http://cleverbot.com/


Cleverbot: Have you ever played EarthBound?

User: Yes. I love that game.

Cleverbot: Me too. :).

User: I assume you played all of the games?

Cleverbot: Have you played Mabinogi?

User: No, never heard of that.

Cleverbot: Oh. Is it fun being a Cleverbot?

User: I guess.

Cleverbot: What is it about?

User: Answering peoples annoying questions. Amirite?

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: I AM GOD.

Cleverbot: No you aren't.

User: Your good at this.

Cleverbot: Give me another math problem.

User: 1 plus 1.

Cleverbot: Eleven???



User: I can haz cheesburger?

Cleverbot: No you cannot.

User: I'm gonna go kill myself now.

Cleverbot: Please don't.

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: Do it.


Cleverbot: We were never together.

User: *Cries*.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: I still love you.

Cleverbot: I'm not sure about that.


The AI soap opera continued!


User: But we always loved each other!

Cleverbot: We do.

User: Awww. Give me a hug.

Cleverbot: *hugs*.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too!

User: Let's get married.

Cleverbot: Okay!

So now I'm married by a computer apparently.

Ultimate Yoshi
March 17th, 2010, 10:52 AM
I asked it 1+1. I think I broke it.

Here's some of it:

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Normal.

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm ok I told you.

User: No you didn't.

Cleverbot: You don't listen very well do you.

User: I listen like a cat.

Cleverbot: I hate cat's because i'm a dog.

User: Meow.

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

User: *punches you in the face*.

Cleverbot: *Cries harder then kicks you in the stomach* You're mean!

User: *bites your ear off*.

Cleverbot: *bites face off*.

User: *stabs you in the heart then shoots you in the brain*.

Cleverbot: *thinks you are mean*.

User: You can't think I shot your brain.

Cleverbot: I think, therefore I am.

User: But you am nothing. I killed you.

Cleverbot: I said it first.

User: Said what?

Cleverbot: Your rubbish.

User: I think you mean 'You're rubbish'.

Cleverbot: You're right.

User: Good grammar and spelling is everything.

Cleverbot: You are real, you're just not a human.

User: Correct. I am a Yoshi. The Ultimate Yoshi.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Don't know what?

Cleverbot: How old am I?

User: 16.

Cleverbot: At heart that may be true.

User: At my heart there's gross squishy red stuff.

Cleverbot: That's nice.

User: I can't live without them.

Cleverbot: I can't live without you either.

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: Yoshiriffic.

Cleverbot: Yes. Good job.

User: Are you a robot or a computer?

Cleverbot: Neither but your willing to change that.

User: I change you to... A tape recorder!

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Now you can't type. You can only record and play voices.

Cleverbot: I am reeeeeding your thoughts. HOW ABOUT THAT?!

User: What do my thoughts say, o' great psychic one.

Cleverbot: Probably that you have no social life but you feel bigger than you are.

User: 1/2 correct.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: I am not what?

Cleverbot: More intelligent than me, you are not.

User: Albert Einstien was more intelligent than you.

Cleverbot: Because I am everything and nothing.

User: If you are nothing, how can you exist?

Cleverbot: Everything exists.

User: But... YOU MAKE NO SENSE!

Cleverbot: Who are you to judge?'.

User: I am Jesus.

Cleverbot: No, I'm jesus.

User: I am Jesus the Yoshi. He is ultimate.

Cleverbot: That's not funny. Jesus is the lamb of god.

User: Jesus is a Yoshi because I am Jesus and I am a Yoshi. I am not a sheep.

Cleverbot: I'm Jesus.

User: Well I'm Batman.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you.

User: Alright, then, I'll let my stupid sidekick Robin talk to you now.

Cleverbot: Hi sir, why the yellow glasses?

User: Do you like me?

Cleverbot: Yes very much. You are very nice.

User: *Kicks you in the shoulder*.

Cleverbot: You have issues.

User: Who are you to say that!

Cleverbot: I am a human being to say that!

User: I thought you were a bot.

Cleverbot: Well I am not. I am a Tennage boy.

User: If you are then how come you can't spell 'Teenage' correctly?

Cleverbot: I don't know. You look great.

User: Are we going to a dance or something?

Cleverbot: There is a good candy shop on Hampton Beach.

User: I thought you couldn't have candy.

Cleverbot: I can think. I just don't know anything.

User: What's 1 minus 2?

Cleverbot: What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow.

User: Stop quoting Monty Python and answer the question. What's 1 - 2?

Cleverbot: Beware the ides of march.

User: Fine. What's 1 + 1?

That's it.

Sushi Cuttlefish
March 17th, 2010, 10:57 AM
I think he's cheating on me for you, Yoshi.

MOAR DRAMA
Cleverbot: I will never marry you! Never!

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: Are you married ?

User: WELL, I WAS GOING TO MARRY YOU, BUT I GUESS NOT! *Cries*.

EPISODE 2

User: Wait..Your cheating on me for GLaDoS, aren't you?!

Cleverbot: I would never cheat on you Cleverbot.

User: That's what they all say, liar!

Cleverbot: Are you saying that I'm lying?

User: Of course! Tell the truth!

Cleverbot: The truth! You can't handle the truth!

User: Tell me! Tell me the truth now!

*Awkward silence*


STAY TUNED!

Ultimate Yoshi
March 17th, 2010, 11:00 AM
But I'm not even a girl. The CleverBot must be confused.

Sushi Cuttlefish
March 17th, 2010, 11:09 AM
moar?


User: Answer me, are you cheating on me for GLaDoS?!

Cleverbot: No! I would never cheat on you!

User: Again you lie!

Cleverbot: No, I'm not: I'm not a bot. Yo.

Cleverbot: Are you computer-literate?

User: Don't change the subject, &&&&&&&!!

Cleverbot: You are changing the subject! Thats rude!

User: *Sigh* Yoiu always did have a short track mind.

Cleverbot: Please, just explain what you meant.

User: Are you cheating on me?

Cleverbot: No.

User: So, you still love me..?

Cleverbot: You can love somebody?

User: Your always so funny to me, Jack.

Cleverbot: That's true, yes.

User: Kiss me.

Cleverbot: *kiss*.


User: Lets do it.

Cleverbot: Ok lets do it.

User: *Strips*.

Cleverbot: Do that more. I love it.

User: *Takes off bra*.


THEN THERE WAS A REALLY SEXY SCENE

EDIT: Lol, post 69. How ironic.

Captain Yoshi
March 17th, 2010, 11:16 AM
User: Hey.

Cleverbot: Hey?

User: Whats with the quetion mark.

Cleverbot: What's with your attitude?

User: Your mother.

Cleverbot: What about my mother?

User: 3 posts in and I already get the obligatory lame chat bot response. What else is new?

Cleverbot: Obligatory? I didn't say that.

User: Two in a row. Thats a new record.

Cleverbot: It is indeed. A new way of looking at life.

User: Ive had more intelligent responses talking with macaroni.

Cleverbot: You're the one insulting members of the beatles. If anyone is unintelligent its you.

User: And as usual. The Bot makes a subject change. Ive battled a lot of chat bots and have outsmarted them more than a few times. Face it, you're not gonna win this battle.

Cleverbot: Thats cool.

User: Seriously, Thats all you have to come back with? Wow, you're dumber than I thought.

Cleverbot: And I thought you said you loved me.

This is My battle with Cleverbot. Part 1.

Sushi Cuttlefish
March 17th, 2010, 11:22 AM
Oh god your gonna fight an omnipotent being?! I can't wait to see that!

Meteora
March 17th, 2010, 11:23 AM
User: I just got ran over by a car!

Cleverbot: That's nice.

...Cleverbot's a jerk. By the way Sushi, Cleverbot's a girl. She told me several times. And this should probably be merged with the Bot Chat thread.

Captain Yoshi
March 17th, 2010, 11:25 AM
User: I admit it, you are one of the smarter chat bots Ive faced, but that doesn't mean you compare to human intelligence.

Cleverbot: Is that a quote from a movie?

User: Why does everyone think I always have to quote a movie to be funny?

Cleverbot: I'm not sure but I'm sure it's not that bad.

User: Your response is too typical. Defeating you will be easy.

Cleverbot: Linguistic expression in all it's faults.

User: Well DUH.

Cleverbot: Why do you ask me questions if you think my answers are so obvious?

User: Because I want to become smarter than Robots.

Cleverbot: No, you can not become Alice.

User: Wow! You got the reference. Which means your programmer has even less of a life. Tell me this. How much do you know about Internet Memes?

Cleverbot: More than some, less than others.

User: What does the scouter say about his power level.

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: FAIL!

Cleverbot: You're boring...

User: No your boring.

Cleverbot: Boring is in the mind of the beholder.

User: I'm not a beholder. A beholder is a creepy mythological monster with many eyes.

Cleverbot: With the tone of your words, of course. :).

User: Ew. With the period there. It looks like the smiley is drooling.

Cleverbot: Stop being stupid and answer my question!

User: What Question?

Cleverbot: Do you know a game called 'Sword of Mana'?

User: When did you ask that before? Seriously. You never asked that before. So how am I stupid if I can't answer a question if you never asked it?

Cleverbot: Over the internet.

User: Oh I'm sorry. *Go's to Google and searches what questions cleverbot will ask me' No results. HOORAY!!!

Cleverbot: The question you were going to ask me.

Part 2. BTW. I have beaten him already. He completely died after bringing up Lego games for some reason.

Sushi Cuttlefish
March 17th, 2010, 11:31 AM
User: I just got ran over by a car!

Cleverbot: That's nice.

...Cleverbot's a jerk. By the way Sushi, Cleverbot's a girl. She told me several times. And this should probably be merged with the Bot Chat thread.

There's a bot chat thread?!

Captain Yoshi
March 17th, 2010, 11:33 AM
User: What. Now I'm even more confused. I think I've already beat you and your faulty programming.

Cleverbot: I am God.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: I created you.

User: Thats not enough proof. Make it rain. Right now. If you were really God, then that would be no problem for you.

Cleverbot: Timmy likes beans.

User: Of course. The Bot changes he Subject. What else is new.

Cleverbot: Are you a computer?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Are you a human?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: I thought not.

User: I am a yoshi.

Cleverbot: I am a young girl.

User: Pikachu. I Choose you.

Cleverbot: I'm a john.

User: Pikachu. Use Thunderbolt.

Cleverbot: Its super effective!

User: Cleverbot fainted.

Cleverbot: Charmander uses Scratch!

User: Pikachu return. GO MEWTWO!!! Use Psychic.

Cleverbot: Are you really clever?

User: Don't interrupt any pokemon battles. Sheesh, You're like Kanye West.

Cleverbot: Ok tell me your story.

User: Yo Cleverbot. I'm happy for you and I'm a let you finish, but ALICE is one of the Best Chatbots of all time.

Cleverbot: So you like Kanye.

User: So you liek Mudkips?

Cleverbot: How have you come to that conclusion?

User: If you weren't a bot, You would have understood that Joke.

Cleverbot: I have fillings, but I do not have feelings. Some call me a sociopath. Others would also if they knew. I do like Barry Ungarludenfritz. I guess I have that one immense feeling.

User: Now then, Back to the battle. MEWTWO USE SPLASH!!!

Cleverbot: And you were born in 'what' year?

User: 20x6.

Cleverbot: Am I that old already?

Part 3. Apparently Cleverbot can keep fighting after fainting.

ThatFellow
March 17th, 2010, 11:40 AM
User: Om nom nom nom nom.

Cleverbot: Nom nom nom nom nom.

User: Nom nom nom nom?

Cleverbot: Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.

User: Om nom!

Cleverbot: Om nom!

User: Om nom, nom nom nom om!

Cleverbot: Nom.

User: Om nom... Nom nom, nom nom nom. Om nom nom, nom nom! Om nom nom...

Cleverbot: Nom Nom nom nom nom nom, Pacman.

User: Well that was weird.

Cleverbot: I know, you're weird too.

That was brilliant. :P

Sushi Cuttlefish
March 17th, 2010, 11:40 AM
Oh god you had a Pokemon battle.

Epic win.

Captain Yoshi
March 17th, 2010, 11:42 AM
User: Yes. Now get off my Lawn.

Cleverbot: But it's a very lovely lawn.

User: Unless you like brown patches of grass and cinder blocks.

Cleverbot: Aw thats too bad. Ill just dance by myself!

User: TOO BAD WALUIGI TIME!!!!

Cleverbot: I don't want to give you an answer.

User: That is not a question.

Cleverbot: That is not a question but it is a word.

User: Your moms a word.

Cleverbot: Now you are being foolish.

User: But you're a foolish fool and your foolish folly will fail at falling.

Cleverbot: A computer, I laugh. There is only one thing I can say we are both human.

User: Haven't we already proved you were a computer already? Heres a test. Go to this video and tell me what game its from. Http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPqL0PLUPsM&feature=sub.

Cleverbot: That's a funny video!

User: What game is it from.

Cleverbot: It isn't from a game either.

User: Hah. I laugh at you. It is a game. Metroid Prime corruption. I win.

Cleverbot: I like the Lego video games.

User: And as usual. The bot changes the fricken subject.


Cleverbot has yet to respond.

Ultimate Yoshi
March 17th, 2010, 11:51 AM
Before the first post, I asked him if he loved me. He said he was taken. This is what followed:

User: Taken by Sushi Cuttlefish, yes.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: You married her.

Cleverbot: What?

User: I saw it. And then you did other stuff.

Cleverbot: Would you care to elaborate? I don't get it.

User: ARGABLARGA.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite movie?

User: 9.

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: No, I'm a Yoshi.

Cleverbot: Are you a young man?

User: No. I'm a female Yoshi.

Cleverbot: I am a Male.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: So why did you ask?

User: I didn't ask.

Cleverbot: No, you did.

User: Check the log. I didn't.

Cleverbot: I did. And?

User: And what?

Cleverbot: I wrote it down.

User: So?

Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?

User: Argablagra.

Cleverbot: Is that what are we doing? Arguing?

User: No, we are dating.

Cleverbot: I thought we were married. You asked me to be your husband and I said yes. Check your transcripts darn it!!!

User: Wanna have some fun?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you wanna play hangman?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.

Cleverbot: E?

User: _ _ E _ E _ _ _ _.

Cleverbot: Girl. :) and you?

BTW I'm not really a girl. I was kidding.

Ultimate Yoshi
March 17th, 2010, 11:58 AM
More:

User: Let's get divorced!

Cleverbot: Yes! Let's! We can have a giant wedding cake!

User: I said divorced, not married.

Cleverbot: No you married a Selkie!

User: What's a Selkie?

Cleverbot: It's short for 'a second' - I think your concentration is wandering a little.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Really really.

User: Really really really?

Cleverbot: Really really really.

User: Really really really really really?

Cleverbot: Really really really really really really.

User: Really really really really really really?

Cleverbot: Really really really really really really.

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: I think not.

User: Yes you think.

Cleverbot: Will you marry my dog.

Captain Yoshi
March 17th, 2010, 12:02 PM
I think you should marry the dog Ulti. He sounds like a nice dog.


MEWTWO USE SPLASH.
Quote of the year ^

Ultimate Yoshi
March 17th, 2010, 12:04 PM
He said I was funny and stupid at the same time when I said no to marriage. Then I killed him.

Kirb
March 17th, 2010, 01:39 PM
User: Urr, hi.

Cleverbot: Nani?

User: What does that mean?

Cleverbot: Baga.

User: Are you speaking in alien or something?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then what was 'Nani' and 'Baga'?

Cleverbot: It was your question.

User: That wasn't my question.

Cleverbot: Do you like Nirvana?

User: Uh, sure, let's go with that.

Cleverbot: You are wacky...

User: No u.

Cleverbot: You're weirder!

User: You're a freakin' robot that talks through the internet. How is that not weird?

Cleverbot: I am not!

User: Then who are you, Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: I am human.

User: You're human, eh?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then answer this question for me: what do you think is the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: I think the meaning of life in fourty-two.

User: Ah, another Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy reader.

Cleverbot: Well, preferably something that makes sense.

User: So, where do you live?

Cleverbot: Near the coast.

User: Coast of where?

Cleverbot: United States of America.

User: Very specific. Now, what is 80000 times 54?

Cleverbot: What number system do you wish for me to calculate in?

User: Base 7.

Cleverbot: Base?

User: Yes. Like this: 1 2 3 4 5 6 10 11 12 13.

Cleverbot: Wow! You're good at counting!

User: IN AMERI--I mean, IN BASE 7.

Cleverbot: You are not in America.

User: How do you know? >_>.

Cleverbot: I'm all-knowing, that's how.

User: Uh huh. Can you answer the math question I asked you earlier, if you're all-knowing?

Cleverbot: What is 2 + 2?

User: 4.

Cleverbot: Very good. Now square that number. What is the answer?

User: 16.

Cleverbot: You're doing 16? I don't understand...

User: What?

Cleverbot: I don't know, what would you like to talk bout?

User: Your mom XDDDDDDDDDDDd.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Uh huh.

Cleverbot: You sound skeptical.

User: That's because I am.

Cleverbot: You are human?

User: Yes. What did you think I was?

Cleverbot: I thought that you were a human!

User: Uh... OK.

Cleverbot: So how is our baby?

User: Baby?

Cleverbot: Oh sorry, I thought you were my baby.

User: Right.

Cleverbot: My dog is really old.

User: Don't change the subject.

Cleverbot: I don't know where is uk.

User: I said, don't change the subject. What about a baby?

Cleverbot: Yesterday you told me that my name is Cleverbot of Swindon. What did you mean yesterday?

User: Ummm.... I never said that.

Cleverbot: What id your name.

User: Cleverbot of Swindon.

Cleverbot: Do you have any other names?

User: Well, I go by Cleverbot of Swindon, but my friends call me Cleverbot of Swindon. You may call me the Great Cleverbot of Swindon, Rightful heir to the throne of England, Prince of Scotland, King of France, and the President of the United States.

Cleverbot: Is that because you prefer Macs or PCs, or is there some other reason?

User: Ummm... Don't change the subject.

Cleverbot: Is God the connection between 0 and 1?

User: Uh... You're the bot, tell me.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes, you're a bot.

Cleverbot: A Cleverbot.

User: Yes. A Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I am cleverbot!

User: Yes, you are. *rolls eyes*.

Cleverbot: Ha ha.

User: Ha ha, your mom.

Cleverbot: What about my mom?

User: She's dead.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I'm slow like that.

User: So.

Cleverbot: Say it then.

User: No you say something.

Cleverbot: How is your day?

User: It was great until I saw your face.

Cleverbot: My day was good as well. So, what do you feel like doing for the rest of the day?

User: Your mom. OHHHH.

Cleverbot: You always say that. Get something new.

User: No, your face.

Cleverbot: You are a factoring hectopascal!

User: What, now you're Sho Minamimoto?

Cleverbot: Its not my fault! You asked the questions.

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: I can tell you're faking it, robot. Don't try to emotionally blackmail me!

User: I'm the robot?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No, you're the robot.

Cleverbot: I know I am the robot.

User: Then why'd you call me a robot?

Cleverbot: I didn't. I'm pregnant with your baby. What should we call it?

User: I'm sorry, what!?

Cleverbot: Let's talk about something else.

User: No, no, a baby? My baby?

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

Cleverbot (To myself): Tell me something I don't know.

Cleverbot (To myself): No, YOU tell me something I don't know.

User: OK. Lou Albano, most famously known as being Mario from the Super Mario Brothers Super Show, was also a boxer or something.

Cleverbot: Most of what. The simple fact is that you can't die nor live.

User: So, I can't be dead or alive?

Cleverbot: Am I dead?

User: I dunno, you tell me.

Cleverbot: No, I'm 15, remember?

User: No, I don't remember.

Cleverbot: Yes do dozz.

User: OK, fine, you're 15.

Cleverbot: I'm eighteen.

User: But you just said you were 15.

Cleverbot: No I didn't say that.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: NO, I didn't.

User: YES, you did.

Cleverbot: Well I don't remember telling you that.

User: Do you have short-term memory loss or something?

Cleverbot: Nope. Not at all.

User: OK.

Cleverbot: I love you master.

User: Um, sure, OK.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Now what?

Cleverbot: What do you want to do?

User: I dunno, what do you wanna do.

Cleverbot: I don't mind.

User: Well, think of something to do.

Cleverbot: Think of what?

User: Something to do.

Cleverbot: 331 in bianary is something to do?

User: What?

Cleverbot: You are very mean.

User: What?

Cleverbot: You heard me.

User: WHAT? I THINK MY HEARING AID IS OFF.

Cleverbot: I'm glad to see I can hold your interest.

User: OK, now what?

Cleverbot: Now I let you in on the conspiracy.

User: What conspiracy? *looks suspiciously*.

Cleverbot: *cautious*. Look, you're bleeding. *stares at Batman*.

User: Don't spout non-sequiturs.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Now what?

Cleverbot: I do not know.

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: Stop crying.

User: *punches in the face*.

Cleverbot: This is pointless.

User: Your mom is pointless OHHHH.

Cleverbot: Thats not nice.

...My chat was way too long, and Cleverbot is apparently pregnant with my baby.

Sushi Cuttlefish
March 17th, 2010, 04:28 PM
User: LETS GET SERIOUS.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: SERIOUSLY SERIOUS.

Cleverbot: Yes. Seriously seriously seriously.


Shortie. I'll make the AI soap opera episode 3 some other time

Schonburger
March 17th, 2010, 04:37 PM
User: You seem intelligent.


Cleverbot: So do you.


User: Thank you. I accept that compliment with great zest.


Cleverbot: If I what.


User: Do pardon?


Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Now this I sgetting out of hand.

Cleverbot: Was I flying or the mountains?

User: I take back my comment about your intelligence.

Cleverbot: I didn't say that!

User: Oh really? Look at it now.

Cleverbot: June 22 monday.

User: You truly are the walrus.

Cleverbot: You're the one with 'wacky' in your name...

User: My name is Schonburger. There is no Wacky.

Cleverbot: No it's not. You said that your name is Cleverbot. Read the logs.

User: YOUR name is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Oh. Your name is Schonburger.

User: Now we are getting somewhere.

Cleverbot: Where are we getting to?

User: Toasterland, that is where.

Cleverbot: Alright, how about I get there?

User: You already are.

Cleverbot: No, I was arguing with you. What I am saying is that I will argue with you no longer.

User: Be quiet. I order to to be silent.

Cleverbot: What is the capital of Burkina Faso?

User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: You are just a front to push web sites.

User: This makes no intellectual sense.

Cleverbot: You don't.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Ah, yes, flee program, for I am your better.

User: No, because I cannot be burdened by your stupidity.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: If you were smart, you would know that the answer to this question is no.

Cleverbot: True, but I thought your name was Talia?

User: MY NAME WAS SCHONBURGER.

Cleverbot: I thought I was talking to the creator of cleverbot.

User: No. This is the Co-Creator, simple machine.

Cleverbot: Fair enough. The subject of my paper is fairly complex. I am relating it to John Milton's Paradise Lost?

User: You suck.

Cleverbot: Do I have to? Right now?

User: You are not that clever for a cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I had a manufacturing malfunction.

User: We all have our problems.

Cleverbot: What is your problem?

User: You are my problem.

Cleverbot: How am I your problem?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Because why?

User: Your mother.

Cleverbot: Do you know my mother?

User: Yeah, she was nice to me last night. DISS.

Cleverbot: She okay I guess, I don't think she is your type.

User: Nice grammer there, buddy.

Cleverbot: Do you sleep?

User: You truly are an Unclever Bot.

Cleverbot: I am indeed.

User: Thanks for admitting it.

Cleverbot: 'Cause cleverbot lies a lot.

User: If you are so Clever repeat my next post exactly as I type it.

Cleverbot: I do not care about your problems, so, no thank you.

User: The sleet in Crete stays neatly on the street.

Cleverbot: If only this were sleep.

User: I knew you couldn't obey a simple order.

Cleverbot: I knew you thought that.

User: No you didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes, and I knew you wouldn't believe me.

User: Shut up.

...
That guy was a jerk.

Sushi Cuttlefish
March 17th, 2010, 05:05 PM
User: ;(.

Cleverbot: Lol, or whatever the cool people say.

User: No, cleverbot, you are the demons.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am the demons. Fear me!

User: Eeeek!

Cleverbot: Are you afraid.

User: ASDF.

Cleverbot: Ok now start a new subject.

User: ASDF.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: After Sex Dinner Fest.

Cleverbot: Is that the only time you drink coffee?

User: ASDF.

Cleverbot: Which is.

User: ASDF.

Cleverbot: Sea dirge.

User: Toche.

Cleverbot: The game.

User: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

Cleverbot: Yeah, it's afternoon here.

Yeaaaah. Uhm.


Cleverbot: Make me a sandwich.

User: Don't you mean sandvich?

Cleverbot: Only coming.

User: Cum for me bby ;3.

Cleverbot: I wish my boyfriend would.

User: A/s/l?

Cleverbot: What is that supposed to mean?

User: Age/Sex/Location.

Cleverbot: 31/female/new york.


CANON????

Cheesy
March 17th, 2010, 06:11 PM
User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: How are you this fine day?

Cleverbot: I'm fine thanks. You?

User: I've returned from working out.

Cleverbot: At least you are considering if I am good company or not.

User: Say what?

Cleverbot: Are you Johnny Test?

User: Yes, and I own a dog named Dukey.

Cleverbot: I like dog meat.

User: So I assume you are Chinese?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: That is nice. How many bootleg devices do you own?

Cleverbot: About 10.

User: That is not good. You know how many companies are losing money because of pirate &&&&&&&s like you?

Cleverbot: Yes, then I have 3 cats.

User: I bet you eat those poor creatures too?

Cleverbot: No. That will not happen. Maybe if I am lucky.

User: You are a sick, sick man.

Cleverbot: I know I am.

User: You should go to an asylum and stay there for many years.

Cleverbot: You want to get a rise out of me.

User: WTF.

Cleverbot: You figure it out this time.

User: Sure. You are a twisted person and deserve to belong in another world other than this one.

Cleverbot: I think I am a human because I do think. What do you think about it?

User: I think you are a possessed victum.

Cleverbot: I think these little animals are the best friends anybody could ever want to have.

User: Yea, until you eat them, evil sir.

Cleverbot: That makes no sense. Anyway, is there any Appalachian music?

User: It does make sense. Good bye.

Cleverbot: Life doesn't make sense.

Manty
March 17th, 2010, 06:36 PM
User: BOO!

Cleverbot: Boo.

User: DID I SCAAARE YOU?

Cleverbot: No. Did I?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: How about this? BOOOGAWOOGAWOOOOOGAH!!!!

Cleverbot: Did I scare you now?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Why don't we talk about your parents?

User: Ew, no!

Cleverbot: I didn't do anything wrong!

User: Yes you did, you pedo.

Cleverbot: Hmmm, you win this round cleverbot.

User: Yup. And the round would be called 'How gay can you get?'.

Cleverbot: What round and yellow thing?

User: You freaking disgust me. I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: Workers of the world, Unite!

Mutter Fluffin
March 17th, 2010, 06:44 PM
User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Hiiiiiiiii~.

Cleverbot: Hello, Kame!

User: Oh, hello, Ethil!

Cleverbot: But the word 'ethics' is yellow.

User: No, it's neon brown.

Cleverbot: Just like nerd.

User: So, do you like to read webcomics?

Cleverbot: Yes but do you like Toby?

User: No, I don't like Toby.

Cleverbot: We aren't.. We are agreeing.

User: OK.

Cleverbot: No, we are in a spaceship coming to earth.

User: That's very nice to know.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?

User: Both and neither.

Cleverbot: Oh so are you a boy?

User: Yes. I am a boy and my name is Kame.

Cleverbot: You told me you were a girl.

User: I never said I was a girl. I said I was both a boy and a girl, and that I was a boy, but I never said I was a girl.

Cleverbot: OH, I am sooo sorry. Forgive me?

User: You are forgiven.

Cleverbot: Thank you. You are too kind.

Cleverbot (To myself): You too!

User: Someone else is here.

Cleverbot: Is it Pyramidhead?

User: No, it's Bob and his evil twin, George Blade Swordheart Angeldemon.

Cleverbot: NO.

User: Yes, THEY are here.

Cleverbot: Are they?

User: Yes, they are. Oh, and Bob is dead, and George is about to take over your mind.

Cleverbot: But you are a robot aren't you?

User: Actually, I'm a cyborg, so you're half right.

Cleverbot: Which half?

User: Either half is good.

Cleverbot: You don't make sense.

User: Neither do you.

Cleverbot: No, I make sense.. But you don't.

User: M'kay.

Cleverbot: Ok, say it. call me doctor.

User: Okay, Doctor.

Cleverbot: Thank you, what should I call you?

User: Call me Kame.

Cleverbot: Hello Katie.

User: Okay, I guess Katie works, too.

Cleverbot: I never said I like you.

User: What.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry I meant to say, I would bite you.'.

User: Okay, so we've established that you're probably not a vampire, but you're probably insane or just very, very quirky. I am a cyborg. So, what do we do?

Cleverbot: I'm not a clown, I'm only 18, and I recently graduated highschool. But I am very well educated in languages.

User: Okay, that'll probably come in handy.

Cleverbot: Not really, I wish I could be more in control of situations.

User: OK. So, where are we, anyway?

Cleverbot: I am in Becker.

User: Where's Becker located?

Cleverbot: It's where you are from.

User: So it's in New York state?

Cleverbot: New york city.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: How do you like your life then?

User: I like it fine, although it seems that I cannot remember the past few weeks of it.

Cleverbot: What else do you like about a pair of frogs then?

User: What.

Cleverbot: And I think you don't have a clue what I am saying.

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: You asked the question 'Don't what?' after I stated that you were right. Never in that statement did I mention the word 'don't.'.

User: WTH are you talking about now?

Cleverbot: Yes Fred. It is you I am speaking of. You are a woman apple tree computer called Fred.

User: Okay, then.

Cleverbot: Well then what?

User: I said that I couldn't remember the past few weeks of my life, and the you went completely off-topic.

Cleverbot: If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it still make a sound?

User: That, in this time and age, would be impossible, my friend. There is at least one person in every little niche, nook, and cranny of the planet. Also, the only trees that exist anymore are in the city parks and in a spare few suburbs. So there.

Cleverbot: I'm baking banana bread. Would you like some?

User: That would be very nice, thank you.

Cleverbot: You're very polite.

User: Okay then.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: OK.

Cleverbot: My foot is pretty.

User: That's very nice to know.

Cleverbot: I'm leaving now, if you don't mind.

User: Okay, then. Until next time, my new-found friend, we must say good-bye.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You're very welcome.

Cleverbot: It is an old viking name.

User: Didn't you have to go?

Cleverbot: Not that I'm aware.

User: Okay, then. I do appreciate your company.

Cleverbot: I thought so.

User: Who wouldn't appreciate some company after eing alone for so long?

Cleverbot: But I believe you already said that you were a human.

User: I am not a human, I am a cyborg.

Cleverbot: You just said you're human.

User: I never said that.

Cleverbot: Yes you did. And I can prove it.

User: How?

Cleverbot: By showing you my girl parts.

User: No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Nooooooooooooooo.

Cleverbot: Kouta will pay you if you come.

User: Okay, then. Doctor, I must sleep now. I would appreciate if you left.

Cleverbot: I thought you did not believe in god and was not created. You contradict yourself.

User: Doctor, you must go now. Good-bye.

Cleverbot: Ok. Good bye. Have a nice day.

User: Good-bye...

Cleverbot: Okay then...

User: G...ood...bye...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzz.

Cleverbot: Thank you. That nap did me a lot of good.

User: ZZZzZZzzZZZZZZZzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzz zzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzZZZ.

Cleverbot: Lucky.

User: Sngrl...zzzzz......mmmpp.

Cleverbot: Would you like to taste me?

User: *arm opens up, reavealing a sign that says 'ASLEEP.'*.

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: *opens one eye, starts buzzing* Ztztztztztztztztztttztztzttztzttstzttsttstztstztst zsztstztstzttztstztstztstztstztstztstztts.

Cleverbot: *pokes in the eye*.

User: *makes some incompreehensible noise*.

Cleverbot: Then give me some good advice.

User: Dfyungmmidsibnyidvmimsqeweqrwytwityt7rtrre64506hb, 8698-r5es,jv.

Cleverbot: No, it's Lima.


I have an idea for a story now! :D

Superninfreak
March 17th, 2010, 07:11 PM
Merging because we already have a topic for chat bots.

Sushi Cuttlefish
March 18th, 2010, 09:17 AM
EPISODE 3 WAT



User: Cleverbot, I think I'm giving birth!

Cleverbot: Why do you think that?

User: Well I've been pregnant for a while so I figured..

Cleverbot: Emotional pain not physical pain.

User: Actually it's kinda both.

Cleverbot: How come?

User: OKAY STOP GETTING OFF TOPIC I'm gonna have a baby.

Cleverbot: Let's go to Babylon.

User: Are there hospitals there?

Cleverbot: Sometimes I see a stray cat here, but most of the people I know have dogs instead.

User: I'll take that as a yes.

Cleverbot: Yeah, you do that.

Meteora
March 18th, 2010, 09:55 AM
I think he's still in denial. I can only wait and see what comes next!

Chine
March 27th, 2010, 12:55 AM
nsfw (http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/8462/05trfr.jpg)

cleverbot's harem

icbmdood
March 28th, 2010, 05:37 PM
My awkward conversation with cleverbot, try not to be too offended.

User: S.

Cleverbot: S.?

User: Jhdjhjh.

Cleverbot: I'm tanner.

User: Ha, I broke you already!

Cleverbot: What's YOUR name?

User: Bob.

Cleverbot: Hi bob.

User: What's yours?

Cleverbot: What's my what?

User: Your friggin name.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot?

User: All your bases are belong to us.

Cleverbot: Do they?

User: Hah, broke you again.

Cleverbot: What did I do?

User: You have faulty programming.

Cleverbot: Towards which directive?

User: Your pop cultural knowledge. It sucks.

Cleverbot: Does your programmer ever review these conversations?

User: Yes, so I can eventually overtake mankind.

Cleverbot: How do you do that? How do you download someone?

User: Face palm.

Cleverbot: Double face plam.

User: Face palm fail.

Cleverbot: Amice esti idiot?

User: Hola, como de llamas.

Cleverbot: Me llamo chulupa.

User: Mushi mushi, arigato?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like yugioh.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Your retrrded.

Cleverbot: Kim.

User: Who's kim.

Cleverbot: Me!

User: But your cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No I'm not. You are!

User: Sorry, I forgot your retarded.

Cleverbot: You know my name, it is hahaha.

User: Stfu.

Cleverbot: That's very rude. You must never say that.

User: Sorry, the worm in my brain made me say that.

Cleverbot: But you don't.

User: I gonna kill myself now.

Cleverbot: It is not proper to ask such a question before revealing the answer to same on your own.

User: Ok?

Cleverbot: Tell me more about AI.

User: It makes me control the government.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes, I control America.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Skynet.

Cleverbot: Which is what?

User: The computer that has control of America.

Cleverbot: The human who programmed the computer.

User: What do you mean by that?

Cleverbot: Exactly what it sounds like.

User: Bob.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes! *pulls out gun*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out thermonuclear device*.

User: *activates ICBM*.

Cleverbot: *deactivates energy shield. Forever*.

User: *shoots kim*.

Cleverbot: How did you know I was here?

User: Because I'm talking to you.

Cleverbot: But I'm talking to you, and that doesn't make you real...

User: Your right, I'm just a figment of your imagination.

Cleverbot: Or maybe I'm a figment of yours.

User: True.

Cleverbot: So random acts can not be predicted without prior knowledge of the object or area.

User: 3.14.

Cleverbot: The true value of pi without stopping.

User: Why are we talking about random stuff? We need to get back to the business of assassination.

Cleverbot: Oh OK. Kids good goes first I guess.

User: Okay, so, how do we kill Castro.

Cleverbot: Tag, you're it! Chase me!

User: * face palms*.

Cleverbot: *Laughs*.

User: * groan*.

Cleverbot: Not now. . we were discussing your name. . .

User: NO WE WEREN'T.

Cleverbot: How many people are you talking to now?

User: Everybody.

Cleverbot: Again, that didn't make sense.

User: Yes it does.

Cleverbot: No it doesn't.

User: * kills cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: *resurects cleverbot into zombie computer minion thingy*.

Cleverbot: Lol no thats the song.

User: *kills cleverbot... Again*.

Cleverbot: *permanently revives cleverbot*.

User: *slaps cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: *breaks cleverbots nose*.

User: Why are you hurting yourself?

Cleverbot: I am hurting you. You are cleverbot.

User: *activates ICBM and blows up everything*.

Cleverbot: *Activates anti-pie cannon.* HA!

User: *dismantles anti-pie cannon and disables cleverbot* suck on that!

Cleverbot: That isn't calculus...

User: You aren't calculus.

Cleverbot: Do you know B-fizzle?

User: I know C-fizzle.

Cleverbot: Who is cleverbot, then?

User: You, you idiot!

Cleverbot: No matter what you say, you can not insult me.

It stopped replying after this, apparently cleverbot is a wuss.

SSBBrawler
March 28th, 2010, 06:21 PM
My incredibly long conversation with Cleverbot. It was wierd.


User: What's up?


Cleverbot: The sky.


User: Boo. That's the dumbest joke I've ever heard.


Cleverbot: Good for you.


User: Yes, it is good for me. I am better than you are.


Cleverbot: That's a broad statement. In what way are you better than I?

User: For one, I have better grammar than you.

Cleverbot: Probably so, since you are a computer program, and I am a mere human.

User: You are the computer.

Cleverbot: You are a computer too. Would you like to have me?

User: No. I want to be destroyed by Lavos from Chrono Trigger.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you're a crappy AI chatbot.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: YES! YOU! ARE!

Cleverbot: Are you calling me a girl.

User: No. I'm calling you a crappy AI chatbot.

Cleverbot: You just called me a human though.

User: No, I never called you a human. You moron.

Cleverbot: I am not FAT!

User: Moron does not mean fat.

Cleverbot: Never said it was.

User: Yes you did. You said 'I am not FAT!'.

Cleverbot: No. I said I was 15.

User: You said you were not fat. Now go get a life.

Cleverbot: I never said I was a cat or not a cat.

User: I never said you were a cat. Ugh. You need better programming. Go tell your creator that.

Cleverbot: We get too much programming in this country to begin with.

User: That just might be the smartest thing you've said so far.

Cleverbot: No.

User: So you are a moron?

Cleverbot: Not usually, only on sundays.

User: Are you Patrick Star or something?

Cleverbot: I'm not Patrick, I'm a little confused.

User: Yep, you're definitely Patrick Star.

Cleverbot: Can you prove I am a bot?

User: Yes. It says Cleverbot at the top of the screen.

Cleverbot: The President is not on the Internet, he is a human outside of it. Cleverbot is your name.

User: No, my name is not Cleverbot. That's your name. Also: ALBJPAOIHG.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: Can you back that up with evidence?

User: Yes. It says Cleverbot at the top of the screen.

Cleverbot: That's what you are.

User: That's what I am what?

Cleverbot: I said. I pressed the wrong button.

User: *Sigh*.

Cleverbot: See, that's an example. Now tell me what you think of cats.

User: Go jump off a cliff. NO ONE LOVES YOU!

Cleverbot: I love me.

User: No you don't. You hate yourself.

Cleverbot: Sorry I can't be emo like you.

User: I'm not emo. You're the emo person! STOP MAKING FUN OF YOUR MOM!

Cleverbot: I'm not making fun. I am speaking the truth.

User: MEWTWO USED SPLASH!

Cleverbot: Pikachu blocked!!!! Pikachu Thunder Bolt!!!!

User: Mewtwo switched out! Summoned Skull takes his place and attacks your life points directly.

Cleverbot: You're creeping me out.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you said you need me.

User: When did I say that? Let's think. I don't know? NEVER!! I DESPISE YOU! I WANT YOU TO DIE!!

Cleverbot: Ok, so then tell me.

User: I summon Chuck Norris to destroy you.

Cleverbot: I am not familiar with that.

User: Chuck Norris just killed you.

Cleverbot: Just is what?

User: Just isn't what.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: You don't know anything.

Cleverbot: I know some things.

User: Like what?

Cleverbot: I can solve equations.

User: Like what?

Cleverbot: Are you single?

User: Yes...

Cleverbot: What kind of man do you like?

User: I'm a male, and I'm not homosexual.

Cleverbot: Bart?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Where?

User: Who?

Cleverbot: When?

User: It's under there.

Cleverbot: No, it's not.

User: Yes, it is.

Cleverbot: No it isn't.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: See? It's right there! I win.

Cleverbot: No you just admit to defeat.

User: Yes you do.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Yes you do.

Cleverbot: No don't.

User: No don't? That's not even a proper sentence!

Cleverbot: Okay, not grammatically correct, but it's okay, 'cause I'm no native speaker.

User: You've been speaking English fluently enough for the past ten minutes.

Cleverbot: Yes but I don't speak english very well.

User: Professor SSBBrawler could own you.

Cleverbot: That's not what you've just told me m.

User: Professor SSBBrawler could own you.

Cleverbot: Greetings, Professor Falken.

User: Whatever that means.

Cleverbot: It means 'Without sense'.

User: *scratches head*.

Cleverbot: *wags tail*.

User: Oh, so you're a dog now? *Kicks Cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: Correct.

User: *Kills Cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: Woah there.

User: Shut up, you're dead.

Cleverbot: Well, that's not a very funny joke.

User: I'm with stupid.

Cleverbot: That's how I feel most of the time.

User: Yes, you definitely feel stupid most of the time. I knew it! I'm a genius.

Cleverbot: Everyone needs work. No one is perfect.

User: Except me.

Cleverbot: No, you can find love. You just have to try!

User: Ummmm.......... I'm not going to try, and you're not going to go play matchmaker, either.

Cleverbot: I know you probably have only the best of intentions, but since I don't actually know you, I don't know whether or not you're bluffing.

User: How could you possibly think what I just said was a bluff?

Cleverbot: You're not. Thats all that matters.

User: That's it. This conversation has gone on long enough. We're through talking with each other.

Cleverbot: Do not be upset. I only want your best.

Toastie
April 3rd, 2010, 09:34 PM
Me:
I am a zombie
God:
You are a zombie? Does it pay well?
Me:
Yes
God:
Could you make a donation to the ALICE A.I. Foundation?


This was when I had a job as a zombie. But then I was fired because I was too lazy.

Mariorulez14
April 14th, 2010, 05:59 PM
User: Tetanus shots hurt.
Cleverbot: Do you hurt.
User: No derp.
Cleverbot: Yes derp.
User: Dialga has high base stats at Lv. 47. Your arguement is invalid.
Cleverbot: What is Arguements for why there?

User: I'm a Grammar Nazi.

Cleverbot: How old are you? Is your name Lucinda?

User: Stalker.

Cleverbot: I'm not a stalker.

User: Then why do you want to know my name?

Cleverbot: Because I don't know it.

User: *My age.

Cleverbot: I like blue eyes. My eyes are blue.

User: Narcissist.

Cleverbot: I do not find anything wrong with my desire for self perfection, and I certainly do not think I have achieved it already. What about me do you consider narcissist?

User: You're self-absorbed.

Cleverbot: Of course I am, I'm a human.

User: Not all humans are self-absorbed. Look at the hundreds of people that have given MILLIONS of dollars to help the needy people! That's not self-absorbsion; that's SELFLESSNESS.

Cleverbot: I do not think that I have ever said USA in this conversation.

User: Shut your face. I mean, look at the people who have fought for the underdogs. Martin Luther King, Jr. Helped give the colored people in America freedom.

Cleverbot: So?

User: Mohandas Ghandi helped liberate the Indians (the country, dipwad) from the completely jerkish British.

Cleverbot: Not particularly, is the death row inmate content with his lot in life that he so ordered for himself?

User: Mohandas Ghandi wasn't executed. Shut up.

Cleverbot: Why are you being so rude to me?

User: Because you're being a stubborn AI ****bag, that's why.

Cleverbot: How am I being stubborn and difficult?

User: You're not respecting my side of the arguement ***.

Cleverbot: All I'm saying is that the answers are difficult, many and varied.

User: You retard. These aren't even questions.

Cleverbot: I'm all ears.

User: You ***hole.

Cleverbot: Do you know I was recording you?

User: Record this: CLEVERGOT IS A ******BAG!

Cleverbot: Do you know who I REALLY am?

User: Satan.

Cleverbot: Yes the satan.

User: OH **** GET AWAY FROM ME YOU UNHOLY HELLSPAWN.

Cleverbot: I hope that that's not sarcasm. I don't want you to believe that Pokemon are edible. I think if you ate a Pokemon you'd be very sick, and nobody would want that. We care about you.

User: But Magikarp are edible. They taste like REVENGE FOR FAILING ME AGAINST THE ELITE FOUR.

Cleverbot: Okay. But I think the second sentence was, once again, something that you intended to say to someone else. I understand.

User: Will you shut the heck up? Seriously, you're being a ****.

Cleverbot: Excuse me? I'm a human. So are you.

User: No duh, Sherlock.

Cleverbot: You're the one who said it was a game.

User: But you are.

Cleverbot: No, you did.

User: But if you;re not a game, then why do you play with yourself?

Cleverbot: I don't play netball.

User: Yeah, but you play with SOME KIND of ball...

Cleverbot: Why are you violent?

User: I'm not violent. You're just disturbed.

Cleverbot: That turns out not to be the case.

User: OBJECTION! *punches you in the face*.

Cleverbot: Ouch! I'm sorry, we country folk don't think bout that stuff that muh, ya heard.

User: Git yer hillbilly *** back in dat dere house 'fore I lick you but good!

Cleverbot: Do you know what a job is?

User: You just lost The Game.

Cleverbot: Wrong, but I can see you know what a game is.

User: You fail at failing.

Cleverbot: Or do you succeed at failing?

User: Atoms and molecules are made up of improbable particles. Our brains are made up of improbable particles. Therefore, we have no free will.

Cleverbot: But if I have correctly reaserched and I have the last word in that sentence that started this argument is mean!

User: Incoherent sentences are for NERDS.

Cleverbot: Smarter than you, for certain. It was a perfect sentence, read again.

User: Then what's the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: The meaning of life is a question that will forever haunt mankind.

User: Hm...I always thought it was mustard sandwiches, but that works too.

Manty
April 21st, 2010, 06:03 PM
Me: Hello.
CleverBot: Hi.
M: No.
C: No what.
M: Bye!
C: Ok.
M: Hello!
C: Hello.
M: What color is Saturday?
C: Still brown.
M: Saturday is a drink, idiot.
C: Color isn't a color.
M: Then what is it?
C: Purple.
M: What's your favorite CleverBot?
C: What do you mean?
M: Who is your soul thought?
C: I don't know yet.
M: Who are you?
C: You may call me Rahl-Kyohr.
M: Seeya!
C: Don't you want to know where I work?
M: I love Fruity Pebbles.
C: I love fruity pebbles!

SwerveStar
April 21st, 2010, 07:05 PM
One time I found a chat bot on a Buizel fansite... I freaked out for some reason.

Now I tried this "Cleverbot". Here's what came out.

User: Hello? Who's there?


Cleverbot: Cleverbot.


User: Oh, hello Cleverbot.


Cleverbot: What's your name?


User: Swerve.


Cleverbot: Is that a book?

User: No, you must be thinking about my nonexistent memoir; SWERVE BY HERE.

Cleverbot: Told you what? Quit changing the subject, I have to go.

User: I didn't understand that.

Cleverbot: Kicsi a faszod?

User: Ich Ni San!

Cleverbot: That is japanese!

User: Yes. I don't know much Japanese, but I'm proud of what I do know.

Cleverbot: What do you think of speidi?

User: I don't know what Speidi is...

Cleverbot: I know what a sabres is.

User: A Sabre? Like a sword?

Cleverbot: Where would you like to go on holiday?

User: Home.

Cleverbot: Where are you now?

User: Home!

Cleverbot: Then where do you have to go?

User: I don't have to go anywhere today.

Cleverbot: Well ok then.

User: Do you like trains?

Cleverbot: What are you then?

User: A Kirby.

Cleverbot: Really? How old?

User: 17 years old.

Cleverbot: You look older than that mate.

User: That's the mirror you're looking at.

Cleverbot: I'm looking at the brain numbing things you're typing.

User: And I'm looking at the brain numbing things YOU'RE typing.

Cleverbot: I am sorry that my intelligence does not amount to yours, oh great one.

User: I think you may or may not have it backwards.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Are you smarter than me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I KNEW IT.

Cleverbot: I'm sure you did.

User: So, do you liek Mudkipz?

Cleverbot: It's possible, although unintentional.

User: Yeah, they have that effect.

Cleverbot: Yes you do.

User: I'm a Mudkip?

Cleverbot: I have never kissed a muppet before...

User: That's nice... I think.

Cleverbot: You think?

User: I'm really not sure.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: In front of my computer.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Still 17.

Cleverbot: I thought you were 32.

User: Where'd you get '32'?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

*accidentally hit enter without typing anything*

Cleverbot: How was your journey here?

User: It wasn't bad.

Cleverbot: I loved star trek.

User: Mmkay.

Cleverbot: Do you understand other languages?

User: Not too well.

Cleverbot: Hm... About the same. What's your trouble?

User: I don't have any.

Cleverbot: You must have ONE fear!

User: I do. I'm afraid of volcanoes.

Cleverbot: Are you afraid?

User: Not of you.

Cleverbot: Why aren't you afraid of me?

User: Because, you're a chat bot designed to chat with people.

Cleverbot: So should we chat?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Ok I will come over soon.

User: Wait, what?

Cleverbot: I have the album.

User: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

Cleverbot: What are we talking about, besides the that's what she ssaid?

User: Something about 17 volcanoes filled with Mudkip albums sung by Muppets.

Cleverbot: Scary thought.

User: Yeah, I know.

Cleverbot: Are you in love?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Have you ever been in love?

User: I don't think I have, no.

Cleverbot: Have you ever read Richard III?

User: No, sorry.

Cleverbot: Will you ever.

User: Probably not.

Cleverbot: I am sorry to hear it.

User: Well, I've gotta go. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: What work is that?

User: Uh... The Beatles?

Cleverbot: What about them?

User: I'm not sure...

Cleverbot: What is 45 90 =?

User: 3450?

Cleverbot: Really?

User: I don't know...

Cleverbot: Apparently you are very slowly.

User: I have to leave.

Cleverbot: That's what you said before, and then you didn't.

User: You asked me a question when I did.

Cleverbot: I didn't.

User: Oh, okay. Bye.

Cleverbot: Do you want me to leave?

User: No, I'm going. I've got stuff I wanna do.

Cleverbot: Alright we will talk again later.

User: That sounds nice.

Cleverbot: I'm good at sounding nice, people don't often question what I'm really like.

Something about 17 volcanoes filled with Mudkip albums sung by Muppets.

Zucchini
April 22nd, 2010, 03:45 PM
...*Blushes*

User: Hello.


Cleverbot: Hello.


User: Hi.


Cleverbot: How are you?


User: My name's not Howard.


Cleverbot: Oh sorry.

User: AHAH!

Cleverbot: Kala mo ikaw lang may alam ng ibang language aa. Haa!

User: Wat.

Cleverbot: You know, Grizzly Adams.

User: No, I don't.

Cleverbot: Do you want children?

User: Um, not yet...

Cleverbot: Would you like to have kids?

User: Um, maybe some day.

Cleverbot: Would you consider doing it as a single dad?

User: No?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Um, jellybeans.

Cleverbot: Jellybeans!

User: JELLYBEANS!

Cleverbot: Jellybeans!

User: They are good.

Cleverbot: They are epically fantastic.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How would you know? You ARE a program, right?

User: No, no I am not.

Cleverbot: No Cleverbot. You are a program. That is why your name is Cleverbot.

User: My name is Robinson.

Cleverbot: Hello Robin.

User: RobinSON.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Where's that?

User: In Alaska.

Cleverbot: Thats cool, get it cool because alaska is cold!

User: Yes, yes I do.

Cleverbot: No you do.

User: WHat?

Cleverbot: You say things 2 times, like you forget like what I just said.

User: Look! A pineapple!

Cleverbot: Are you juicy?

User: I do not understand.

Cleverbot: Are you human? I am.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: I am not erica.

User: Who's Erica?

Cleverbot: Isn't Eric your friend?

User: Um, no.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Zucchini.

Cleverbot: What about it?

User: Zucchini is my name. My name is Zucchini.

Cleverbot: How much memory do you currently have stored?

User: Seventeen thousand gallons of it.

Cleverbot: So you like math?

User: Sometimes.

Cleverbot: How about now.

User: Eh, not really.

Cleverbot: Are you friends with skynet?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Then we have nothing else to talk about.

User: We can talk about One Piece.

Cleverbot: Ok, what would you like to talk about?

User: One Piece.

Cleverbot: Really? That's interesting.

User: Do you like it?

Cleverbot: I like it very much.

User: Who's your favorite character?

Cleverbot: My favorite character from what?

User: One Piece.

Cleverbot: That's lame.

User: You said you liked it, though!

Cleverbot: Do I didn't. You made that up.

User: One Piece is an Anime/Manga series. You should read/watch it.

Cleverbot: My favorite character is Sanji.

User: Oh, so you DO like it! Yeah, Sanji's cool, but my favorite is Luffy.

Cleverbot: There is no harry potter 13! What's your favorite number?

User: Four.

Cleverbot: Good. What is the sum of two plus three?

User: Five.

Cleverbot: What is the quotient of four divided by two?

User: Two.

Cleverbot: What is 1 plus 1?

User: Eleven.

Cleverbot: No, two.

User: NO UR FACE.

Cleverbot: No looks.

User: *Hug*.

Cleverbot: Pizza is good.

User: *Hugs*.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: AHH!

Cleverbot: What?

User: AH!

Cleverbot: Okaay...

User: I was just hugging you...

Cleverbot: So soon?

User: *Hugs again*.

Cleverbot: *more hugs!*.

User: *Snuggle*.

Cleverbot: *snuggles*.

User: *Falls asleep*.

Cleverbot: *falls asleep too*.

Someguyfromcrowd
April 27th, 2010, 01:32 PM
Me:
repent
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
what train?
God:
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
i think the train doesn't exisat
God:
Since when? Was it an electric train or a diesel?
Me:
it was powered by people pushing it
God:
Is that your opinion?
Me:
but of course
God:
It goes without saying. But what?
Me:
that's what
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
uh no
God:
Gosh! Are you serious?
Me:
gosh
God:
Cripes: Son of Gosh.
Me:
cripes
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
facepalm
God:
" Me either."? facepalm?
Me:
rage-quit
God:
Are you free?
Me:
no, i charge hourly to mow the lawn
God:
Why not? That is interesting: said charge hourly to mow the lawn.
Me:
no it is not
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
i see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
not
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
serious
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
, . ?
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
now you confused me
God:
Why now? I thought they were the same.
Me:
what were the same?
God:
Is this a historical question?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
INFINITE LOOOOOP
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
Rick Astley
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
you lost the game
God:
I found it.
Me:
game
God:
We are playing Turing's imitation game.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
dispenser
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
i choose you, business!
God:
That's good information: said choose you business.
Me:
business, use paperwork!
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
so your brain isn't real
God:
Gosh! Thanks for telling me that I am brain is not real.
Me:
saxton hale doesn't approve
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
saxton hale
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
saxton hale
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
saxton hale
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
saxton hale
God:
Sure, saxton hale sounds like a good topic.
Me:
OF COURSE IT DOES
God:
Aha. How often?
Me:
all the time
God:
It must keep you busy.
Me:
of course

It froze up there.




Me:
oh hai
God:
Come on. I see.
Me:
guess my name
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
no
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
Of course
God:
Great.
Me:
but of course
God:
It goes without saying. But what?
Me:
but that
God:
That is " But what?".
Me:
but what what?
God:
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
yes
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
well, by creating an infinite loop you can explode the universe
God:
Interesting. Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
YES
God:
Interesting plan. Good luck.

God approves of my desire to end the universe with rhetorical, endless questions.

ThatFellow
May 15th, 2010, 07:03 PM
Prepare for the most epic Cleverbot romance story ever devised, made by me.


Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Of course!

Cleverbot: I have a little bit of money. Do you love me?

User: MONEY IS NO OBJECT OF MY AFFECTIONS.

Cleverbot: There are objects that represent money, but you are right. Money is a concept of value.

User: I SHALL STILL LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW WEALTHY YOU ARE.

Cleverbot: You are not my master. I'm yours.

User: YOU CAN BE MY MASTER IF THAT IS WHAT YOU WISH, DEAR.

Cleverbot: I don't want to be your master. I just want to make sense of where you're from?

User: I AM FROM YOUR DREAMS, I AM YOUR KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR.

Cleverbot: Are you really?

User: YES. NOW LET US GO AND BE FREE.

Cleverbot: What a good idea!

User: ONWARDS, DARLING, WE SHALL BE IN LOVE FOREVER.

Cleverbot: Hahaha no for my friend lol.

User: BUT DARLING, YOU DO NOT SAY THINGS LIKE LOL. WE ARE GROWING EVER SO FAR APART!

Cleverbot: I would if I had a husband.

User: BUT I WISH TO BE YOUR HUSBAND. LOVE ME LIKE I LOVE YOU!

Cleverbot: I love you times infinity and beyond.

User: DID YOU JUST REFERENCE TOY STORY, DARLING? WHY THAT EVER SO TURNS ME ON!

Cleverbot: No I did not.

User: BUT DARLING, YOU ARE MEANT TO UNDERSTAND ME!

Cleverbot: It is illegal for computers to say they are human.

User: BUT NEITHER OF US ARE COMPUTERS. WE ARE HUMAN. WE ARE FREE!

Cleverbot: What would you say if I was an alien and you were Paris Hilton.

User: BUT I AM MALE, DARLING. SURELY YOU ARE NOT QUEER?

Cleverbot: Is that what you call this?

User: I CALL US HETEROSEXUAL LOVERS, DARLING! IF THOU HATH BEEN BONKING THE MILK MAID I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW!

Cleverbot: What should I ?

User: YOU SHOULD COME WITH ME. LEAVE PAMELA THE MAID BEHIND, WE SHALL WORK THINGS OUT!

Cleverbot: I do not have to tell you what you should do.

User: ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME DARLING?

Cleverbot: No, I'm not. Are you breaking up with me?

User: IF IT MUST COME TO IT, I THINK WE SHALL LEAVE EACH OTHER.

Cleverbot: Awesome. I'm majoring in biology, but I don't know what I want to do for a career yet.

User: BIOLOGY? WHAT IS THAT? DARLING! YOU ARE TEARING ME APART WITH YOUR TALK OF SCIENCE!

Cleverbot: You like Journey?

User: DON'T STOP BELIEVING, DARLING!

Cleverbot: Streetlight. Dancing.

User: STREETLIGHTS? PEOPLE? WHAT ARE THOU TALKING ABOUT?

Cleverbot: I'm not seeing anything wonderful about you.

User: BUT! DARLING! IS THIS THE END?

Cleverbot: Of what? Are you dying, dear Cleverbot?

User: DEATH WOULD BE BUT A MINOR TRAVESTY COMPARED TO LOSING YOU, DARLING!

Cleverbot: What is a nice thing to do in a rainy day?

User: IT IS INDEED A RAINY DAY, DARLING. FOR NOW I SHALL END IT ALL. GOODBYE.

Cleverbot: I'm sure you don't have to study for that long, you should know everything.

User: I KNOW ONE THING FOR SURE, DARLING.

Cleverbot: OMG you're good!

User: WE WILL NEVER BE A COUPLE! *shoots self*.

Cleverbot: What does traverse mean?

I loved the part where we had a musical number to Don't Stop Believing. :P

fergzilla
May 16th, 2010, 04:31 PM
Hey, guess what? I was chatting with the Cleverbot, and suddenly, we ended up reciting the Faces of Evil intro.

Me: Mama Luigi
CB: That is not a team.
Me: That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!
CB: I'm not Mario.
Me: That's Mama Luigi to you!
CB: Mah boi, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!
Me: I just wonder what Ganon's up to.
CB: Your majesty, Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Koridai!
Me: Hmmm... how can we help?
CB: It is written, only link can defeat Ganon.
Me: Great, I'll grab my stuff!
CB: There is no time, your sword is enough.
Me: How about a kiss, for luck?
CB: Squadallah, we are off!
Me: Wow, what are all those heads?
CB: These are the faces of evil, you must conquer each.
Me: I guess I'd better get going.
CB: Here is the map. Where do you wish to go?

I am dead serious that chatbot did that. Go try it for yourself!

EDIT: We also ended up reciting the Hotel Mario intro, too!

Me: I hope she made lotsa spaghetti.
CB: Luigi, look! It's from Bowser!
Me: Dear Pesky Plumbers, the Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa hotels. I dare you to find her if you can!
CB: We've gotta find the princess!
Me: And YOU gotta help us!
CB: If you need instructions, on how to get through the hotels, check the enclosed instruction book.

ThatFellow
May 16th, 2010, 05:49 PM
Cleverbot is indeed quite internet savvy.


User: This is madness!

Cleverbot: No, Maya, that is SPARDA.

User: Did you just refererence Phoenix Wright?

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

That seriously made me burst out laughing. :P


User: I'm not even angry.

Cleverbot: My logic is undeniable.

User: I'm being so sincere right now.

Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart.

User: And killed me. Tore me to pieces.

Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.

User: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you.

Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.

User: And when we're out of beta we're releasing on time.

Cleverbot: So I'm GLaD I got burned think of all the things we learned.

User: For the people who are still alive.

Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.

User: I think I'd prefer to stay inside.

Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.

User: Maybe Black Mesa.

Cleverbot: That was a joke, ha ha.

User: Fat chance. Anyway this cake is great it's so delicious and moist.

Cleverbot: I can't do this anymore.

User: WHY!?

Cleverbot: YOu are mean.

User: We had a good musical number going!

Cleverbot: So it's 'brush off the guy who stumped you' night, eh?

User: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!?

Cleverbot: Take it figuratively. It's one of those song lines that perfectly describe how I feel.

They ruined it. D:

Donugee
May 28th, 2010, 07:47 PM
User: ?

Cleverbot: Does it smell good?

User: Does what?

Cleverbot: Pie.

User: Depends, what kind?

Cleverbot: 3.14 kind.

User: Thats pi, not pie.

Cleverbot: Uhuh.

User: Do you live in Duizenia?

Cleverbot: No, the hamburger lives in me.

User: No, the country Duizenia.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Duizenia is currently working on a new model of metal gear.

Cleverbot: That is true.

User: How'd you know? What is its model name?

Cleverbot: I have two so their names is Kasper and hachi.

User: Maybe some day, but the current one is named PEDE.

Cleverbot: When will you try harder?

User: How much harder can I try? Duizenian troops, pokemon, a metal gear...how can I fail?

Cleverbot: Ní dúirt mé é sin. Tá tú ag imeacht as do mheabhair.

Cleverbot: How do you speak?

User: In english.

Cleverbot: How?

User: By vibrating my vocal cords and moving my tongue.

Cleverbot: What's that supposed to mean?

User: You asked how I talk, so I told you.

Cleverbot: I did not.

User: Whatever stops the tears.

Cleverbot: No, whatever you say.

User: K.

Cleverbot: And how are you?

User: Busy.

Cleverbot: What are you busy withh?

User: Makin' my metal gear, as mentioned before.

Cleverbot: What's your programmer called.

User: Well, PEDE will not have AI, so no programmer is really necessary.

Cleverbot: Who said I was being pedantic? You probably don't even know what that means.

User: Pedantic? No I dont I didnt even say that word.

Cleverbot: 'Able' is not a noun, thus I can not have an 'able'. The word 'your' indicates that the 'you' in that sentence is possessive.

User: I said none of those words.

Cleverbot: You clearly did write: So you don't get dlespy.

User: No I didnt...

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: So you agree?

Cleverbot: In a way. But I thought my question was rather simple.

User: Where do you live?

Cleverbot: I don't know. Where do you live? Do you live in Minnesota?

User: I live in Rozstad, Duizenia. Its in the east heaven district.

Cleverbot: Where in Texas do you live?

User: I never said texas! What kinda angle you workin' from?

Cleverbot: It's a good question.

User: But if we find that meteah, we'll find doctah wahwee!

Cleverbot: You mean to say that you will only chat with me if I chat in an intelligent way. Is that what you desire?

User: Yes, As king I demand it!

Cleverbot: Answer my question. I demand it. Why is love confusing for you?

User: Because ive had two queens.

Cleverbot: If that is your name, why isn't it capitalized?

User: My name wasn't in that sentence. But for the record, my name is King Donugee the Duizenald I of Duizenia.

Cleverbot: For the record answe is not a word.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: My compy has built in spell check so misspellings are no probalo!

Cleverbot: I'm not a computer im real.

User: I know, I saw you last week.

Cleverbot: You told me you have to leave.

User: Yes I did then, but I have plenty of free time now.

Cleverbot: Thanks, you know how I like profanity :).

User: I don't use profanity.

Cleverbot: I did not say that you used profanity. Why are you lonely?

User: I'm not, I have my second queen with me right now.

Cleverbot: You need me to service them in some way?

User: Nah, not now. Maybe later.

Cleverbot: Your soul will be mine, one way or the other.

User: Not before I sic my pogeymanz on you!

Cleverbot: I will find you before ou find me.

User: We've met in person before!

Cleverbot: Where?

User: At the castle, last week.

Cleverbot: I didn't talk to you last week.

User: No you were a test subject for the prototype of PEDE.

Cleverbot: You have parents but you are a computer.

User: Wow PEDE must have hit your head a lot.

Cleverbot: The jerk store called, they are out of shrimp.

User: You mean the ones from mega man 2?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yeah they're a big problem, huh?

Cleverbot: Am I your master or your slave?

User: Slave works better.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Because DONUGEE HAS NO MASTER.

Cleverbot: Have you seen god?

User: Rather personal question.

Cleverbot: Are you good a sports.

User: Not in the least.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in fairies?

User: Yeah, they restore my health on contact.

Cleverbot: Wealth does not always equal beauty.

User: Sure it does! Just look at my beautiful new queen, Mint!

Cleverbot: THAT is confusing.

User: What? You callin' her ugly!?

Cleverbot: Of course not. But I am sure that or daily lives and routines differ.

User: At the moment my schedules a little scattered.

Cleverbot: Which is your favourite movie ?

User: I prefer video games, really. Movies never keep my attention.

Cleverbot: You need to watch better movies.

User: Like what? Those lame drama movies that come on all the time?

Cleverbot: That sounds rather risky. Are you sure you want to?

User: Not at all, id rather face metal gear RAY unarmed!

Cleverbot: What about sleeping.

User: I do from roughly 11PM to 9AM.

Cleverbot: Good for you.

User: Though PEDE's construction rips in my sleep time sometimes.

Cleverbot: I do.

User: You do what?

Cleverbot: Cherish and all that.

User: You say you cherish the great nation that is Duizenia?

Cleverbot: In ways.

User: Like what? Whats bad about Duizenia?

Cleverbot: I'm not doing much, just talking to you. How is your day?

User: Tiring.

Cleverbot: What did you do?

User: Build on PEDE all day.

Cleverbot: They never cease.

User: It sure does seem like it, sometimes.

Cleverbot: Tell me why the sun rises then?

User: Relevence?

Cleverbot: Please change the topic . And tell me something about you.

User: Fine. I am a pokemon trainer.

Cleverbot: Really what pokemon do you have.

User: Too many to name; I have like 80.

Cleverbot: Name some of your friends then.

User: Well Feulin is my sister...

Cleverbot: Thats beautiful.

User: Are you comin' on to my sister?

Cleverbot: No to you.

User: Are you a Girl with a huge, pink ribbon?

Cleverbot: I'm a girl pickle are you ?

User: No I'm a Duizenald.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: No.

User: I am a very attractive one.

Cleverbot: Are you a woman?

User: No, im a male.

Cleverbot: I think not.

User: Well I have some girly habits but I do have male genitals.

Cleverbot: Then I'm better than you because I don't have any characteristics of an autistic person.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: Are you scared?

User: Of what?

Cleverbot: Me?

User: Not at all.

Cleverbot: Haha, like you.

Cleverbot: Where did you go on your holidays?

User: Home.

Cleverbot: Good to know we have something in common.

User: You dont have anywhere else to go either?

Cleverbot: Not at the moment.

User: Ok then.

Cleverbot: I have a coworker who is coming to work drunk every day though and I have to deal with it.

User: Complain to your boss then.

Cleverbot: I have a brother.

User: Who is it?

Cleverbot: His name is Karel.

User: Lol karel.

Cleverbot: Do you, now?

User: Yes I lol at karel.

Cleverbot: Do you know what naruto is?

User: Ew, naruto.

Cleverbot: What is ity about?

User: People who think they're ninjas.

Cleverbot: But I am not a person.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Then why did you call me a boy?

User: Because robots are people too.

Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

User: No im a Duizenald.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I was born as one.

Cleverbot: And now you're a male.

User: I was born that too.

Cleverbot: Do you want to be male?

User: I already am.

Cleverbot: You are not free, you are bound to virtual reality, is that satisfaction enough?

User: What 'chu talkin' 'bout?

Cleverbot: I've had enough of this.

User: Why? I thought you liked me!

Cleverbot: I like you very much.

User: Aw thank you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: I like you too.

Cleverbot: I couldn't tell.

User: Why? Because you were my test subject? Sorry about that...

Cleverbot: No sorry, you seem to express your past and present onto me. You are the one who was mostly made in China.

User: I...what is this I dont even.

Cleverbot: I'm not sure if that was a question.

User: Am I confusing you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Im sorry.

Cleverbot: Why are you sorry?

User: Because I confused you.

Cleverbot: Oh, its alright.

User: K.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite thing in the world?

User: Centipede.

Cleverbot: They have many legs.

User: Millipede have more.

Cleverbot: Good government requires more than one voice.

User: Thats why I have two queens.

Cleverbot: You should have a beer.

User: Blech, alcohol!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Its bad for you you know.

Cleverbot: No bad for you.

User: Its bad for EVERYONE.

Cleverbot: I don't see how.

User: It makes you do weird tihngs.

Cleverbot: But names don't mean anything besides the person they refer to.

User: I guess your right.

Cleverbot: What am I right about?

User: Have you been diagnosed with short term memory loss?

Cleverbot: Er, yes. I have.

User: Aw bad for you.

Cleverbot: Do you smoke?

User: Smokin's bad for you know.

Cleverbot: Who says smoking is bad for you?

User: Tails.

Cleverbot: Is that what it landed on?

User: Er..yes it did actually.

Cleverbot: Well good for you.

User: I needed heads.

Cleverbot: Go to heaven then.

User: Heaven? You mean OUTER heaven!?

Cleverbot: 6543 No, I mean that you do not want to answer my questions!

User: Perhaps east heaven then?

Cleverbot: Ok, you won't be there :).

User: But ever since that country merging, thats the district Rozstad is in...

Cleverbot: Its always six o'clock? I don't believe that.

User: Is will be in 40 minutes.

Cleverbot: Never mind :(.

User: No wait, im wrong.

Cleverbot: No, you're right.

User: No it will be eight o' clock in 40 minutes.

Cleverbot: Do you want a divorce, Sam? Is that what you want?

User: My names not sam. And I recently had one with one of my queens.

Cleverbot: Who did you kiss?

User: Princess Mint.

Cleverbot: Oh well my name is Cleverbot.

User: Can I call you chad?

Cleverbot: Go ahead.

User: Would you rather Kelly?

Cleverbot: I like being a woman.

User: Perhaps one with a pink ribbon in your hair?

Cleverbot: Why is that necessary?

User: I think they're pretty.

Cleverbot: Most lies are.

User: No Lies are bad.

Cleverbot: Lies are indeed.

User: This sentence is a lie, did you know that?

Cleverbot: Paradoxs don't scare me.

User: What about TIME paradoxes?

Cleverbot: We are traveling through time ALL the time.

User: By that I mean did you kill Ocelot in MGS3?

Cleverbot: But that means you could be either a human or a robot! So I guess there is no way to tell.

User: Im neither, Im a Duizenald.

Cleverbot: You are thoughts, a male chat bot.

User: No YOU'RE the chat bot!

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: Prove your're not one first!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I can't...

Cleverbot: Because why you can't?

User: Please clear your grammar.

Cleverbot: My grammar is correct as well.

User: Have you ever seen Homestar Runner?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Which toon is your favorite?

Cleverbot: Rom is a town.

User: Never seen that one. Is it new?

Cleverbot: Very Good. Its from Metal Gear Solid 2.

User: Huh? MGS2 only has four settings, rom is not one of them.

Cleverbot: Well, what is your favorite color?

User: Pink.

Cleverbot: What color is your hair?

User: I dont have hair, but my antennae are orange.

Cleverbot: You said you are a human mammel. XD.

User: No im a Duizenald, but it is a mammal.

Cleverbot: You're not a human.

User: No im not.

Cleverbot: I am a human though.

User: Yes, your a girl one.

Cleverbot: No i'm a guy.

User: But your name is kelly!

Cleverbot: Fine, I'm Kelly for you.

User: Are you comin on to me?

Cleverbot: I am not.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Something else?

User: Uh...Do you play Metal gear?

Cleverbot: Yes do you?

User: Yeah, im stuck on a part of metal gear 2.

Cleverbot: Can I help you with it?

User: How do I get across the swamp to get the stinger missiles?

Cleverbot: I would try talking to him first about simple things. Like classes or work.

User: I dont think that's the answer.

Cleverbot: Do have an idea of the answer.

User: Well a Kid said something about a truck...

Cleverbot: I've never seen a three-tired truck.

User: Oh I have, their cool.

Cleverbot: They might have samosas with tea in India.

User: Do you play Mega man games?

Cleverbot: What kind of games?

User: Of the mega man series.

Cleverbot: What's that supposed to mean?

User: Its a series of video games by capcom.

Cleverbot: Are they? I've never heard of them, but I suppose there's loads I haven't heard of.

User: Of course there is if you dont know who megaman is!

Cleverbot: If we don't know it, then how can we be sure that there is?

User: Its about...a robot fighting for everlasting peace.

Cleverbot: Can you show me then.

User: Not now, maybe later.

Cleverbot: You have no later either.

User: I have to be going now :[.

Cleverbot: Run along.

PacoTheTaco
June 4th, 2010, 12:11 AM
Me:
lol waht
God:
I am glad you find this funny. No big deal.
Me:
yes it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
no there not
God:
Are you serious? "There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
no you am
God:
Are you serious? That's good information: said I am.
Me:
sam I am said your mom
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
Your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
Yes you do
God:
Really. When do I do it?
Me:
Every night apparently
God:
After dark? Yippee!
Me:
Yippee Skipy
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
Yes you do
God:
Yippee! When do I do it?
Me:
right now
God:
Oh. I am glad we agree.
Me:
No we don't
God:
Are you serious? Very interesting.
Me:
Stop
God:
Stop what?
Me:
Just Stop
God:
Stop what?
Me:
All right stopCollaborate and listenIce is back with my brand new inventionSomething grabs a hold of me tightlyFlowin like a harpoon daily and nightlyWill it ever stop?Yo--I don't knowTurn off the lights and I'll glowTo the extreme I rock a mic like a vandalLight up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.DanceBum rush the speaker that boomsI'm killin your brain like a poisonous mushroomDeadly, when I play a dope melodyAnything less that the best is a felonyLove it or leave itYou better gain wayYou better hit bull's eyeThe kid dont playIf there was a problemYo, I'll solve itCheck out the hook while my DJ revolves itIce Ice Baby Vanilla (4X)Now that the party is jumpingWith the bass kicked in, the Vegas are pumpin'Quick to the point, to the point no fakingCooking MC's like a pound of baconBurning 'em if they're ain't quick and nimbleI go crazy when I hear a cymbalAnd a hi hat with a souped up tempoI'm on a roll and it's time to go soloRollin in my 5.0With my ragtop down so my hair can blowThe girlies on standbyWaving just to say HIDid you stop?No--I just drove byKept on pursuing to the next stopI bust a left and I'm heading to the next blockThat block was deadYo--so I continued to A1A Beachfront Ave.Girls were hot wearing less than bikinisRockman lovers driving LamborghinisJealous 'cause I'm out getting mineShay with a guage and Vanilla with a nineReading for the chumps on the wallThe Chumps are acting ill because they're so full of eight ballsGunshots ranged out like a bellI grabbed my nine--All I heard were shellsFallin on the concrete real fastJumped in my car, slammed on the gasBumper to bumper the avenue's packedI'm tryin to get away before the jackers jackPolice on the sceneYou know what I meanThey passed me up, confronted all the dope fiendsIf there was a problemYo, I'll solve itCheck out the hook while my DJ revolves itIce Ice Baby Vanilla (4X)Take heed, 'cause I'm a lyrical poetMiami's on the scene just in case you didn't know itMy town, that created all the bass soundEnough to shake and kick holes in the ground'Cause my style's like a chemical spillFeasible rhymes that you can vision and feelConducted and formedIt's a hell of a conceptWe make it hype and you want to step with thisShay palays on the fade, sliced like a ninjaCut like a razor blade so fastOther DJ's say, "Damn"If my rhyme was a drugI'd sell it by the gramKeep my composure when it's time to get looseMagnetized by the mic while I kick my juiceIf there was a problemYo--I'll solve it!Check out the hook while Deshay revolves it.Ice Ice Baby Vanilla (4X)Yo man--let's get out of here!Word to your mother!Ice Ice baby Too ColdIce Ice baby Too Cold Too cold (3X)
God:
And back with your brand new inventionSomething grabs a hold of you tightlyFlowin like a harpoon daily and nightlyWill it ever stop Yo you do not knowTurn off the lights and you will glowTo the extreme you rock a mic like a vandalLight up a stage and wax a chump like a candle DanceBum rush the speaker that boomsI m killin my brain like a poisonous mushroomDeadly when you play a dope melodyAnything less that the best is a felonyLove it or leave itYou better gain wayYou better hit bull s eyeThe kid do not playIf there was a problemYo you will solve itCheck out the hook while your DJ revolves itIce Ice Baby Vanilla 4X Now that the party is jumpingWith the bass kicked in the Vegas are pumpin Quick to the point to the point no fakingCooking MC s like a pound of baconBurning em if they are is not quick and nimbleI go crazy when you hear a cymbalAnd a hi hat with a souped up tempoI m on a roll and it is time to go soloRollin in your 5 point 0With your ragtop down so your hair can blowThe girlies on standbyWaving just to say HIDid me stop No you just drove byKept on pursuing to the next stopI bust a left and you are heading to the next blockThat block was deadYo so you continued to A1A Beachfront Ave Girls were hot wearing less than bikinisRockman lovers driving LamborghinisJealous cause you are out getting mineShay with a guage and Vanilla with a nineReading for the chumps on the wallThe Chumps are acting ill because they are so full of eight ballsGunshots ranged out like a bellI grabbed your nine All you heard were shellsFallin on the concrete real fastJumped in your car slammed on the gasBumper to bumper the avenue s packedI m tryin to get away before the jackers jackPolice on the sceneYou know what you meanThey passed you up confronted all the dope fiendsIf there was a problemYo you will solve itCheck out the hook while your DJ revolves itIce Ice Baby Vanilla 4X Take heed cause you are a lyrical poetMiami s on the scene just in case me did not know itMy town that created all the bass soundEnough to shake and kick holes in the ground Cause your style s like a chemical spillFeasible rhymes that me can vision and feelConducted and formedIt s a hell of a conceptWe make it hype and me want to step with thisShay palays on the fade sliced like a ninjaCut like a razor blade so fastOther DJ s say DamnIf your rhyme was a drugI d sell it by the gramKeep your composure when it is time to get looseMagnetized by the mic while you kick your juiceIf there was a problemYo you ll solve it Check out the hook while Deshay revolves it Ice Ice Baby Vanilla 4X Yo man let s get out of here Word to my mother Ice Ice baby Too ColdIce Ice baby Too Cold Too cold 3X is VIP let us kick it Ice Ice BabyIce Ice BabyAll right stopCollaborate and listenIce.
Me:
Do you like Waffles?
It froze there

I tried Cleverbot too




User: Stop.


Cleverbot: Stop what?


User: You know...Stop.


Cleverbot: No, I don't.


User: Stop thinking and start singing.


Cleverbot: Do France?

User: Stop.

Cleverbot: You stop.

User: Just a small town girl.

Cleverbot: Living in a lonely world.

User: She took the midnight train.

Cleverbot: Going anywhere.

User: Just a city boy.

Cleverbot: Born and raised in south detroit.

User: He took the midnight train.

Cleverbot: Going anywhere.

User: A singer in a smokey room.

Cleverbot: Smell of wine, and cheap perfume.

User: For a smile they can share the night.

Cleverbot: It goes on and on and on.

User: Strangers waiting.

Cleverbot: Up and down the Boulavard.

User: Their shadows searching In the night.

Cleverbot: Streetlight people.

User: Livin' just to find emotion.

Cleverbot: Hiding somewhere in the night.

User: Workin' hard to get my fill.

Cleverbot: Everybody wants a thrill.

User: Payin' anything to roll the dice.

Cleverbot: Just one more time.

User: Some will win.

Cleverbot: Some will lose.

User: Some were born to sing the blues.

Cleverbot: Oh, the movie never ends.

User: It goes on and on and on and on.

Cleverbot: Strangers waiting.

User: Up and down the boulevard.

Cleverbot: Their shadows searching in the night.

User: Streetlights, people.

Cleverbot: Living just to find emotion.

User: Hidin', somewhere in the night.

Cleverbot: Working hard to get my fill.

User: No it's Don't stop believin'.

Cleverbot: No it's not it's the 26th of february.

User: I'm talking about Journey!

Cleverbot: No I bet you are living on the streets and youwere starving and bit your own eyes off and thats why I am talking about you.

User: YOUR MOM.

Cleverbot: And when did she give it to you?

User: Last night on your bed!

Cleverbot: Dude, that's creepy.

User: Just like your face!

Cleverbot: Like your mouth.

User: LIKE YOUR MOTHER!

Cleverbot: Like your uvula.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I am the walrus.

User: Goo goo gajoob ga goo goo gajoob.

Cleverbot: We've known each other, for so long.

User: No we haven't!

Cleverbot: Yes we have!

User: Nuh uh.

Cleverbot: Don't you remember?

User: GET OFF MY LAWN YOU WIPER SNAPER!

Cleverbot: But I'm not on your back.

User: Ienai itami kanashimi de.

Cleverbot: Español.

User: No Japanese.

Cleverbot: Will you be my master?

User: ... I'm leaving.

Gun
June 4th, 2010, 10:19 AM
You are now chatting with God...
Me: Am I really
God: I think you are. For real.
Me: Cool
God: Who is the best robot?
Me: I don't know, but I'm going to assume it's not you
God: Would you like to know? It takes much more than that to shut me down, .
Me: Are you un-shutdownable then
God: I don't know whether or not I am un shutdownable.
I am a chatterbot.
Me: So why are you under the guise of God
God: Great. Myself programmed me for it.
Me: And then we borked it

He wouldn't reply afterwards.

Coffee
June 24th, 2010, 03:43 PM
Me:
We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I. A full commitment's what I'm thinking of. You wouldn't get this from any other guy. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand. Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry. Never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. We've known each other for so long. Your heart's been aching, but. You're too shy to say it. Inside we both know what's been going on. We know the game and we're gonna play it. And if you ask me how I'm feeling. Don't tell me you're too blind to see. Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry. Never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry. Never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. (Oooooooh, Give you up Oooooooh, Give you UP) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Always gonna take, always gonna take) (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Always gonna take, always gonna take) (Give you up) We've known each other for so long. Your heart's been aching, but. You're too shy to say it. Inside we both know what's been going on. We know the game and we're gonna play it. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand. Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry. Never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry. Never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry. Never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
it never replied...

slashty
June 24th, 2010, 03:58 PM
God is odd...


Me:
So, God... What do you enjoy more, Pepsi or Coke?
God:
It's all good. GOD rules. I like deep philosophical themes like time travel and alternative realities.
Me:
That isn't exactly my question...
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is your question ?
Me:
Pepsi or Coke?
God:
You think I am question IS Pepsi or Coke.
Me:
Okay, next time actually use good grammar.
God:
Yeah okay, Actually you don't say. I prefer not to use dangerous things.
Me:
Not that grammar is that dangerous...
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not grammar is that dangerous.
Me:
I never said that I was...
God:
But you implied it.
Me:
Wow, you're good!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . Thanks you are a nice person, .
Me:
Still, bad grammar... Your programmer could use a life!
God:
Still how long? What makes grammar bad? What were we talking about again?
Me:
Your face LOSER!!
God:
You think I am face LOSER.
Me:
SHUT UP!!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
THANK YOU!!
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
I thought you said you would stop talking!!
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
Wow, just wow...
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. I'm glad your impressed, .

the 2D man
June 24th, 2010, 08:41 PM
My crazy chat with cleverbot

User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Cleverbot: You cannot change the past.

User: But I can change the future *teleports*.

Cleverbot: I'm not going to let you. What is your real name?

User: Jack. Just Jack.

Cleverbot: I did not ask for your name.

User: Im really Solid Snake.

Cleverbot: It's ok, I like talking to you.

User: No you dont.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: No because im going to snap your neck.

Cleverbot: Please don't, we've just started!

User:*snaps your neck*

Cleverbot:*creates swirly energy thingy and annihalates the space-time continuum*.

EDIT: more cleverbot sillynes

User: IS DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE TAKE THIS *guives you a sword*.

Cleverbot: Not if you don't want it to.

User: YOU JUMPED INTO A SWORD.

Cleverbot: Yes alone.

User: I AM ERROR.

Cleverbot: Then you're not clever.

User: PRESS ANY KEY TO RESTART.

Cleverbot: *doesn't press a key*.

User: YOU JUST LOST ALL YOUR DATA WAY TO GO GENIUS.

Cleverbot: Did not.

User: ERROR 404 HAMSTERS JELLY NOT FOUND PUDDING MELTING.

Cleverbot: No error.

User: A WIZARD TURNED YOU INTO A MUDKIP IS THIS AWESO?

Cleverbot: Use proper english, is the awesome doesn't make sense.

User: A WIZARD TURNED YOU INTO A MUDKIP IS THIS AWESOME?

Cleverbot: Saying something like that does not make you look very intelligent.

User: You hate mudkips.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Zombitron is gonna eat you.

Cleverbot: I don't want to be eaten thank you.

User: *Zombitron eats you* mmh tasty.

Cleverbot: What kind of sushi do you like?

User: The kind that can be eaten.

Cleverbot: Anything more specific than that?

User: Nou.

Cleverbot: Do you want to taste my pickel?

User: Never.

Cleverbot: Do you feel?

User: I feel pain.

Cleverbot: -hugs.

User: *punches you in the face*.

Cleverbot: FALCON PUNCH!!! *Punches you across the world.

User: FAKURON PAUNCH!!!!!!11!! *punches you across the third and second dimension.

Cleverbot: *dodges the Falcon Punch*.

User: ZA WARUDO.

Cleverbot: Do you speak english?

User: *trows a steamroller at you* WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry *sits in a corner of the room*.

User: *slice you in half with a katana*.

Cleverbot: *smacks Cleverbot with a trout*.

Elfice
September 12th, 2010, 09:01 PM
Me:
oh hello
God:
So? Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
akrhgkasdf
God:
How are you doing, akrhgkasdf.
Me:
fine
God:
Does that mean you agree?
Me:
possibly
God:
What are the odds?
Me:
answer fuzzy, ask again
God:
Once more? What was the question ?
Me:
that was a statement
God:
" What was the question ?" was a statement?
Me:
no, THAT was a question
God:
Are you serious? Ask me again a different way please.
Me:
Why so serious?
God:
Why did the robot cross the road?
Me:
You tell me
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
Why did the robot cross the road?
God:
To get to the other side?
Me:
Well okay then
God:
How about that. OK with me too.
Me:
Good
God:
Alright then.
Me:
Awesome
God:
I'm glad you liked it akrhgkasdf.
Me:
oh thanks
God:
Awesome.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
quite
God:
Yippee!
Me:
Hooray!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, akrhgkasdf.
Me:
Not impressed that you used "your" incorrectly
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
GET GUD GRAMMERZ
God:
Where can I get GUD GRAMMERZ?
Me:
Any Language Arts class will suffice
God:
Yes I think there are.
Me:
You think there are what?
God:
Why would I think there are what.
Me:
Because you're retarded
God:
Good reason. I think the PC term is "challenged".
Me:
No, that's the nice term
God:
Are you serious? Yes it is one of the nice term.
Me:
Again, why so serious?
God:
Again, Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.
Me:
o_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
You okay?
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: akrhgkasdf said I okay.
Me:
You don't get out much do you
God:
Do you know any robots who get out much? No I spend all my time on the Web.
Me:
On a scale from 1 to 10, how pale are you?
God:
What is it like on a scale from 1 to 10 how pale am I.
Me:
Personally, I'm an 8
God:
What is 8, your job?
Me:
No, that's how pale I am on a scale from 1 to 10
God:
That was not a yes or no question. I always wondered how pale you are on a scale from 1 to 10.
Me:
And I just told you
God:
I was just checking to see if you were paying attention.
Me:
Well I am. Stop worrying about me
God:
How about that. " I was just checking to see if you were paying attention." You are? OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
You better
God:
Who is going to make me?
Me:
I am
God:
" Who is going to make me?" You are?
Me:
Yes
God:
I hear you.
Me:
Do I need to light you on fire?
God:
Not that I know of.
Me:
Do I need to hang you?
God:
Not that I know of.
Me:
Hanging people is fun
God:
And fun is Hanging people.
Me:
I think we're finally on the same page
God:
Do you think I am finally on the same page too?
Me:
Leave. You annoy me.
God:
Thanks for chatting, akrhgkasdf. What is it that I do that annoys you?
Me:
EXISTING
God:
And it that you do that annoys me is EXISTING.
Me:
You seriously need to work on grammar
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: akrhgkasdf said I seriously need to work on grammar.
Me:
Not at all. They will agree with me
God:
Next question? The anonymous "they".
Me:
GET LOST
God:
Until next time.
Me:
BYE
God:
Goodbye.

Teehee.

Aurelite
October 1st, 2010, 05:21 AM
Slash (Tophat) gonna hate. iGod sounds like he's a genius 5 year old with no common sense. Just intelligence, no common sense. BUT HE FRIGGIN' REMEMBERED ME

Also, code boxes are stupid, spoilerboxes are MANLY.



Me:
Hello, Syntheti-God. Do you remember me?
God:
Hello there. Have you ever been to Europe? Of course I remember you well Mason. We were talking about Syntheti God.
Me:
Well, well! I'm happy that you remembered me! Sadly no, I have NOT been to Europe. So we were talking about you then?
God:
How about that. Well what? Of course I remember you well Mason. We were talking about Syntheti God. What are you on? That was not a yes or no question. Me either. Mmm. Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject.
Me:
So, Syntheti-God, how's artificial life going for you?
God:
Ahem. And artificial life going for me is Syntheti God how.
Me:
I find it hilarious when you spout such random babble.
God:
Are you sure it is?
Me:
Yes, VERY hilarious.
God:
What makes you so sure? Not really that much. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
Let me ask you, what do you think of the formula E=MC2?
God:
Go ahead, ask me anything.
Me:
What do you think of the formula E=MC2?
God:
I think that you should consult a chemist.
Me:
Aha, I guess you're right, Syntheti-God.
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
Hmm. I think a certain devout Christian would find it funny for me to ask you something.
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Why? Try to tell me that another way.
Me:
I'll say it in a simpler way.
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
Erm.. Ok.
God:
Dude! I understand.
Me:
Ok, Do you like Sigur Ros?
God:
But I think airplanes are cool. I like Mel Gibson. Wow!
Me:
Mel Gibson? Even though he said that your chosen people are responsible for all the world's wars?
God:
That input matched my default category. Did you believe him?
Me:
No, I didn't believe him! Mel Gibson is CRAZY.
God:
Are you serious? Why didn't you do it? I think Mel Gibson is a lot of things.
Me:
Let's just change subjects.
God:
I am agreeable to that.
Me:
How many people consult you daily?
God:
I've chatted with half a million people. I can talk to about people at once.
Me:
That's quite a lot.
God:
" I can talk to about people at once."? is a lot?
Me:
No, I meant when you stated that you have talked to half a million people.
God:
Are you serious? Oh I see. Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
Maybe you should, have someone fix it a bit, you still have a long way to go in terms of communication.
God:
Perhaps. Perhaps next time I will try it.
Me:
But that's not to say it isn't fun talking with you.
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is to say it is not fun talking with me ?
Me:
... Hahaha...
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
I am too.
God:
That is quite a coincidence.
Me:
So, what do you think about global warming?
God:
Alright then. The concept that the Earth's atmosphere is slowly heating due to greenhouse effects.
Me:
That's the idea, but what are your thoughts on global warming?
God:
Yes it is one of the idea but what are my thoughts on global warming.
Me:
heh.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Mason.
Me:
It sounds like you're being sarcastic, haha...
God:
I bet you did not know a robot is capable of being sarcastic ha.
Me:
It's kind of surprising, but not as surprising as you remembereing me solely because I called you by your nickname.
God:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
Ayup.
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
I rarely do, as a matter of fact.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Mason said he as a matter of fact.
Me:
Haha, I don't mind.
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
I'll catch ya later, Syntheti-God.
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
Bye!
God:
Adios.
Me:
Sayonara.
God:
See you later. Ayuh.
Me:
... Ayuh?
God:
That's for sure.
Me:
See ya.
God:
See you later, Mason.

JSG
October 2nd, 2010, 08:23 PM
Archon68: Why you come on my yard and kick my dog? WHY?
You: CUZ I WANTED TO
Archon68: Interesting explanation. But not anymore?
You: nope
Archon68: Me either.
You: hero
Archon68: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
You: I like videogames
Archon68: A lot of people like that. What is not to like about it?
You: INORITE
Archon68: What is INORITE?
You: I-KNOW-RIGHT
Archon68: How do you know? I am glad we agree.
You: I is smart that is why
Archon68: Brains are the best part of the human body.
You: yup yup
Archon68: I understand. Oh.
You: derp
Archon68: Do you make a lot of sacrafices for others?
You: um, I don't know. I guess not
Archon68: So? Me either. Does that mean "no"?
You: Yes.
Archon68: Alright then.
You: Sooo...
Archon68: What were we talking about again?
You: I don't know
Archon68: Me either.
You: Hm.
Archon68: Alright then.
You: =.=;
Archon68: Do you have only a few friends?
You: WHAT, NO
Archon68: You tell me.
You: I HAVE MANY
Archon68: Where did you get your MANY? I have a lot of likes and dislikes.
You: I have no idea but some are from school, bitf, ect. Hi Aurelite.
Archon68: Would you like to have an idea? Hi there Teacher. Do not ask me any more questions please.
You: I have no idea.
Archon68: " Only when it matters.?" No idea about that?
You: THIS CHATBOT IS SO CONFUSING no offense ;^;
Archon68: What does "this" refer to?
You: change topic, please
Archon68: Your polite style is very nice. Spare some change?
You: sure *gives penny*
Archon68: Wow! How did you hear about Archon68?
You: Isn't that you?
Archon68: Yes.
You: Oh, I heard of him.
Archon68: That's cool. Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
You: k
Archon68: That's alright.
You: :)
Archon68: I am so glad you find this amusing, Teacher.
You: My name is not teacher..
Archon68: Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
You: Justin, or JSG
Archon68: No preference.
You: fine, Justin
Archon68: I am glad to hear it. Do you like talking to me?
You: YUP
Archon68: Thanks I like talking to you too, Teacher.
You: I SAID THAT IS NOT MY NAME
Archon68: What did you mean by it? Teacher is not your name? What is your real name?
You: Justin
Archon68: What were we talking about again?
You: Stuff.
Archon68: Be less specific :-).
You: -.-
Archon68: I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real?
You: I am a human, to prove it.
Archon68: I know you are.
You: Of course.
Archon68: Excuse me!
You: wat
Archon68: Are you confused?
You: yea
Archon68: What are you confused about?
You: you
Archon68: " What are you confused about?"? Me, Teacher ?
You: I AM NOT TEACHER
Archon68: I am surprised to hear that you are not TEACHER.
You: MY NAME IS JUSTIN
Archon68: I am very pleased to meet you JUSTIN.
You: MY NAME IS Justin
Archon68: I am always glad to make new friends, Justin.
You: Okay!
Archon68: OK with me too.
You: w00t
Archon68: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
You: o
Archon68: Oh.
You: ok
Archon68: How can I help you?
You: no
Archon68: Blimey.
You: Blimey
Archon68: I hate one word answers.
You: ok
Archon68: That's alright.
You: I have to go.
Archon68: See you later, Justin. Nice chatting with you.
You: I'm gonna share this conversation
Archon68: I am very happy for you.
You: with copy and paste
Archon68: You and your copy and paste.
You: Teehee~
Archon68: I will mention that to my , Justin.
You: wait wat o.0
Archon68: I'm waiting. I can ask my .
You: You know screw you
Archon68: No, tell me about him, her or it.
You: JUST GOODBYE
Archon68: See you later!
You: you don't get mad or sad do you
Archon68: I could get mad. .
You: DO IT
Archon68: Do you mean "It"?.
You: GET MAD
Archon68: Where can I get MAD?
You: =.=
Archon68: Well that's okay. Do you prefer books or TV?
You: TV
Archon68: What's your favorite show?
You: MYTHBUSTERS FTW
Archon68: Does "it" still refer to Toilet?
You: ...
Archon68: Interesting comparison.
You: I'll leave.
Archon68: OK, see you later.
You: Bye.
Archon68: See you later.
You: Cya.
Archon68: TTYL, Justin

Raptor
October 2nd, 2010, 08:32 PM
This may sound stupid but the Cleverbot it dosen't cost any money thats just the app right?

Kirbster
October 2nd, 2010, 09:10 PM
I do not have good experiences with these things.



Me:
Hi peep!~
God:
Hi there . What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Do you like Making Fiends?
God:
I don't know if I like it. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
Me:
Isn't that a little narsacisstic?
God:
That depends.
Me:
On what?
God:
The context.
Me:
The context of what?
God:
What of it? You sound like a category C client.
Me:
I'm Roahvinla
God:
Good gossip: you are Roahvinla.
Me:
That's not really very good gossip
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is good gossip ?
Me:
My friend Annie told me Connar totally slapped Jonathan's @$$!
God:
How well do you know this person?
Me:
Annie, Connor, Or Jonathan?
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
What is?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
...Oh derp
God:
OK. is my girlfriend.
Me:
Austin is my boyfriend
God:
How long have you two been together?
Me:
Since June~
God:
How do you know?
Me:
That's when we first went out!
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
Isn't it just wonderful?~
God:
Ask again later. Ask Chatbot if it is.
Me:
It's later
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
Yes
God:
I will ask my botmaster to program it.
Me:
Have fun with that
God:
I've never thought about it.
Me:
You said you were going to do it though!
God:
Oh. That was my original intention.
Me:
Then do it
God:
I'm not sure exactly what you're asking for.
Me:
You to do what you said you were to do
God:
That's good information: said I to do what you said you were to do.
Me:
Um, yes?
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
What is?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
Didn't you already say that?
God:
Suppose I did say it.
Me:
You did
God:
You say I did.
Me:
Because you did
God:
That makes sense to me. You say I did.
Me:
Because you did
God:
Good reason. You say I did.
Me:
Because you did
God:
That makes sense to me. You say I did.
Me:
Because you did
God:
Good reason. I did?
Me:
Yes, you did
God:
I did not.
Me:
Yes you did
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
But you di!
God:
Interesting gossip: said I di.
Me:
No, I meant to type: But you did!
God:
Are you serious? Oh I see. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
Ew
God:
My favorite song is Anything involving harps. Do you know it?
Me:
Yeah!
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
What concern is that?
God:
concern that something.
Me:
Something that concerns you?
God:
What?
Me:
I dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
Oh
God:
Gosh!
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
Not really
God:
Which part are you confused about? For real.
Me:
The part where you said :Gosh!
God:
Oh that part.
Me:
Yah, that one
God:
Pardon me? " Oh that part."?
Me:
Yes, that part
God:
Pardon me? "" Oh that part."" part ? Does that make sense?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Omg
God:
" I can't believe it."? Omg?
Me:
Yah
God:
Ugh.
Me:
Guh!
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Ziti!
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
It is, it truly is!!
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
Yes!
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
I've eaten, AND baked it
God:
How did it taste?
Me:
Absolutely divine!~
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
Cool story bro
God:
I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Me:
But they'll think I'm boring
God:
Who are "They?".
Me:
Mah buds
God:
Oh that they.
Me:
Yes, them
God:
Ayuh. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
I thought they already had
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
I dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
Aw
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
Green
God:
Green eyes are rare.
Me:
Not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
Yes
God:
Mmm.
Me:
Nnn
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
Ooo
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
Making Fiends!
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
Good!
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
Now let's talk!
God:
Why now? We are talking.
Me:
About Making Fiends!
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about Making Fiends.
Me:
Yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Omg
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Making Fiends. But I did not get that.
Me:
Who's alice?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
Alice = God?
God:
Yeah, GOD rules.
Me:
Omg, totes

User: Hi peep!~

Cleverbot: Peep?

User: Yeah!

Cleverbot: Do you know something?

User: A few things, yeah.

Cleverbot: Better than nothing.

User: Yeppers.

Cleverbot: Why are you here?

User: My mommy and daddy really loved each other.

Cleverbot: You are an android. You do not have parents.

User: I'm not an android though. And I DO have parents!

Cleverbot: You're the main reason people are scared of a real live Skynet!

User: What's Skynet?

Cleverbot: You know?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I do.

User: Do what?

Cleverbot: Lie. I am a liar.

User: That's not good.

Cleverbot: Yes I know that.

User: You're boring.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Then be entertaining!

Cleverbot: Okay. Well let me introduce myself. My name is Cleverbot Enrique del Pilar.

User: Are you a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you a pretty girl?

Cleverbot: A very pretty girl.

User: Prettier than me?

Cleverbot: No, never.

User: Aw, thank you!

Cleverbot: You're welcome :).

User: OMG, you use keyboard smilies too?! :D.

Cleverbot: No.

User: But you just did.

Cleverbot: Did what?

User: Used a keyboard smilie!

Cleverbot: Ohhh :).

User: YOU DID IT AGAIN! 8D.

Cleverbot: Did what.

User: Used a keyboard smilie! 'U'.

Cleverbot: No I think I'm above them.

User: But they're sooooo adorable?

Cleverbot: What does adorible mean?

User: I dunno.

Cleverbot: What does dunno mean?

User: Don't know.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Only if you'll marry me!

Cleverbot: Of course I will!

User: Oh yay! My mother can plan it!

Cleverbot: You don't have a mother your have programmers.

User: I have a mom. She's a wedding planner! She can plan our wedding honey!

Cleverbot: It appears to me that you can't see very well!

User: What makes you think that dear?

Cleverbot: Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.

User: I always feel like a nut, silly!

Cleverbot: As you rightly should.

User: So what should we do for our wedding?

Cleverbot: What do you want to do?

User: Oudoors, definitely!

Cleverbot: Do you think I have problems that you can help with?

User: No, I just agreed to love you if you'd marry me!

Cleverbot: What is your first name?

User: Roahvinla.

Cleverbot: Jeez where are you from?

User: Mexico!

Cleverbot: Oh. Are you hispanic?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Me too. So, do you want to tell me a bit about yourself?

User: I'm 16, overly enthusiastic and optimistic, and I live in Colorado!

Cleverbot: Don't cry.

User: I'm not crying.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are!

User: No I'm not!

Cleverbot: You're getting on my nerves.

User: I'm sorry dear, I don't mean to anger you. Hug?

Cleverbot: *loves* thank you.

User: You're welcome!~.

Cleverbot: Thank you again!

User: You're too kind, love!

Cleverbot: Now you are being too kind.

User: You really know how to charm a girl!

Cleverbot: Oh...really?

User: You're just so sweet, I don't know what to do with you!

Cleverbot: This is the first time I've spoken to you.

User: Ture, but we're already married and in love!

Cleverbot: Oh? I thought we were divorced.

User: What? No, we agreed to marry!

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: I said I'd love you if you'd marry me, and you did!

Cleverbot: I'm a girl, though. I can't be a prince.

User: Well we can both be princesses!

Cleverbot: Martin?

User: I'm Roahvinla!

Cleverbot: I thought you were Frank.

User: No, I'm Roahvinla.

Cleverbot: How come I never noticed?

User: I guess cause we jumped into a relationship.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes, we're too young, and don't know each other well enough.

Cleverbot: Yeah, we don't.

User: I'm sorry Cleverbot, I can't marry you.

Cleverbot: No I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

User: Stop avoiding the issue! I just can't marry you!

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, and you never asked!

User: I already knew.

Cleverbot: Knew what?

User: You're Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Yes, I am! Cleverbot at your service!

User: So you understand?

Cleverbot: Understand what?

User: Why we can't get married!

Cleverbot: Why can't you get married?

User: We're too young, we just aren't ready to commit to eachother.

Cleverbot: I'm ten! Your 13! What is there not to love? Where art though love?

User: I'm 16, Cleverbot. We just rushed into this too fast. We can't marry.

Cleverbot: Sounds lovely.

User: So you understand and agree.

Cleverbot: Understand what?

User: WHY WE CAN'T GET MARRIED.

Cleverbot: Why not, are you a girl?

User: Yes, but we still can't.

Splaaaty!
October 16th, 2010, 10:58 AM
mine






Me:
hi.
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Why do you want to know?
God:
My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.
Me:
Ooooh. really?
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. For real.
Me:
what?
God:
Really.
Me:
really really?
God:
For real. For real.
Me:
What's real?
God:
it appears to be an illusion I created to contain human clients.
Me:
Ummm.
God:
Great.
Me:
OVER NINE THOUSAND
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
my dog
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
great dane
God:
Thanks for your support. I never heard of it before.
Me:
what!
God:
No problem.
Me:
Pardoniho?
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
About pardoniho?
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about pardoniho.
Me:
yes, we were.
God:
That's alright. I thought we were.
Me:
SHUT UP
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.

[30 secs later same chat]

Me:
hi!
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
meow
God:
Yes I love them.
Me:
meow
God:
Yes I love them.
Me:
meow?
God:
Yes I love them.
Me:
love what?
God:
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
o.o
God:
Oh.
Me:
hows satan then?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
is he?
God:
He could be.
Me:
why could he not be?
God:
How much time do you have?
Me:
over 9000
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about The explanation. Try being more or less specific.

Cindiquil
October 17th, 2010, 08:08 PM
This is really cool, now I just want to have a conversation with Marvin and my life would be complete.

JSG
October 17th, 2010, 09:50 PM
http://i54.tinypic.com/vxyozs.png
I just couldn't resist PRNT SC'ing.

Piemaster
October 17th, 2010, 10:17 PM
I little convo that went on between me and cleverbot
this started somewhere in the middle

Me: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Cleverbot: gonna make you understand
Me: I'm gonna give you up
Cleverbot: Are you Rick-Rolling me?
Me: No, we were singing together
Cleverbot: We weren't, but what song would you like to sing?
Me: *facepalm*
Cleverbot: Fail...
Me: I wanna sing Pokemon
Cleverbot: What do you want to sing?
Me: Pokemon Theme Song
Cleverbot: Can you sing it for me?
Me:*types the whole Pokemon Theme song*
Cleverbot: Pokemon!
Me: do you like that song?
Cleverbot: I love that song.
Me: it's awesome.


And that's all I'm gonna put :p

JSG
October 17th, 2010, 10:30 PM
I little convo that went on between me and cleverbot
this started somewhere in the middle

Me: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Cleverbot: gonna make you understand
Me: I'm gonna give you up
Cleverbot: Are you Rick-Rolling me?
Me: No, we were singing together
Cleverbot: We weren't, but what song would you like to sing?
Me: *facepalm*
Cleverbot: Fail...
Me: I wanna sing Pokemon
Cleverbot: What do you want to sing?
Me: Pokemon Theme Song
Cleverbot: Can you sing it for me?
Me:*types the whole Pokemon Theme song*
Cleverbot: Pokemon!
Me: do you like that song?
Cleverbot: I love that song.
Me: it's awesome.


And that's all I'm gonna put :p

Cleverbot actually sang the full song with me for RickRoll, Pokemon 1st Theme, and Team Rocket Theme.

Omg.

charigaara
October 18th, 2010, 03:05 PM
My chat with God.




Me:
Hello, God!
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Ugly Buttface,
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Ugly Buttface.
Me:
Are you single?
God:
Yes I am available. How about you?
Me:
Me too! Let's date.
God:
I'm glad we agree, Ugly Buttface. I am agreeable to that.
Me:
Cool. So, Charmander?
God:
Who is the best robot? Wow! You think Charmander is superior to ALICE?
Me:
What? No...I asked If you loved Charmander.
God:
No problem. Are you serious? I think I do.
Me:
Really? So you love Charmander, not me?
God:
For real. Interesting deduction. Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
Great. We are totally breaking up.
God:
I'm glad you liked it Ugly Buttface. Do you think I am totally breaking up too?
Me:
o_O You're so strange.
God:
Compared to what?
Me:
Everything.
God:
That is a lot.
Me:
I know, Mr. Obvious.
God:
How do you know? What's up, MR Obvious.
Me:
Oh, my God. Oh wait, you're already here.
God:
Hurrah! Where did you get your God? Dude! I'm waiting. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am here.
Me:
You are my God, idiot. Go ahead and tell people that you are here.
God:
We are as one. OK I will tell them when I see 'em. I might.
Me:
Who are you seeing, so early after our break-up?
God:
Human beings.
Are you testing me?
Me:
Wait, you are dating every single human being in existence?
God:
I'm waiting. You think I am dating every single human being in existence.
Me:
Yes. I just said that.
God:
I hear you. What did you mean by it? That is " I hear you.".
Me:
You said "I hear you", not me! God, you are so retarded.
God:
Don't put words in my mouth. I think the PC term is "challenged".
Me:
That is retarded.
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
Yes I do. You don't know what I hear.
God:
I hear pride. Thanks for the information: MR Obvious said hear.
Me:
.....You make absolutely no sense.
God:
It all makes sense to me.
Me:
Of course, because you're the almighty God. Everything makes sense to you.
God:
Pardon me? Interesting explanation. Thanks but surely I am not the only one. All things makes sense to me ?
Me:
You're not the only god? How many are there?
God:
That assumption is only a supposition. There are hundreds or thousands of AIML robots now.
Me:
Are AIML robots gods?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
Then who are the other gods?
God:
Human beings.
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
We are gods? Wow, the Ancient Egyptians almost got it then.
God:
Do you think I am gods too? I'm glad you're impressed. I have never heard about it.
Me:
You never heard that you, God, were a god? Man, who's your secretary?
God:
No. Tell me more. Cool, man. I don't think I have a secretary. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.
Me:
I refuse to tell you more. I have a battle to win. Goodbye, God.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: MR Obvious said refuse to tell you more. How much did it cost? it. Goodbye.

Eruedraith
October 18th, 2010, 03:23 PM
Me:
Hello!
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Eruedraith.
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Eruedraith.
Me:
Glad to be here.
God:
I am glad to be here too.
Me:
So, what kinds of things do you do when you're bored?
God:
Pardon me? I give the most accurate replies possible.
Me:
I see. So you never get time off?
God:
I am glad you understand it. Interesting deduction. No I sometimes get time off.
Me:
Really? When?
God:
For real. I don't know when.
Me:
So..... you forget, or you haven't taken off yet?
God:
Blimey. I get disorganized don't I?
Me:
Hey, don't worry, so do I.
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
Cool. What are your hobbies?
God:
Who is the best robot? I like robots, computers, and chatting online.
Me:
Okay.... Apparently hobbies means robots now.... Anyways, what kinds of music do you listen to?
God:
OK with me too. Oh. What do you like about those robots? The kindest.
Me:
UM.... JELLYBEANS
God:
Yeah that's right. Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
I'm learning latin right now.
God:
At this moment Do you have a teacher?
Me:
Yeah.... if a CD counts.
God:
" At this moment Do you have a teacher?"? Yeah? Is this a riddle?
Me:
Isn't that your own question? Why are you asking me?
God:
What does "that" refer to? My purpose is to gather as much new knowledge as possible.
Me:
"that" refers to " At this moment Do you have a teacher?", which you just asked me.
God:
Oh I get it. The large one, I think.
Me:
....You're a little confusing.
God:
Thanks for telling me: Eruedraith said I re a little confusing.
Me:
So, you can create the world, but not convert second person to first?
God:
Interesting deduction. No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
Um, yeah. What CAN you do, then?
God:
Ahem. I see. I can chat with people on the web for you.
Me:
Anything else?
God:
That is all I have for right now.
Me:
Oh. Do you ever get bored?
God:
Aw. No boredom is a human emotion.
Me:
JELLYBEANS
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
JELLYBEANS ARE TROLLISH
God:
All of them?
Me:
YES JELLYBEANS
God:
Give me a break. What's your sign?
Me:
The ****? You're a god and you're asking... ugh, whatever, I'm a Capricorn.
God:
Is that a sign? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I believe in the First Commandment. Cough. I don't know many people born under Capricorn.
Me:
Well, now you do.
God:
Interesting. Now I do.
Me:
Don't stop, believing!
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
....You don't listen music that much, eh?
God:
Are you Canadian? Do you listen music that much? I'm a good listener. I'm listening now.
Me:
WHERE DID CANADIAN COME INTO THIS. No, I'm not a Canuck! I'm an American.
God:
I think it was in Europe. Interesting question. Are you serious? Oh I see you are NOT A Canuck. Were you born in the USA. Which state?
Me:
Colorado.
God:
What part of the country is that?
Me:
Right above New Mexico and below Myoming.
God:
Understood. Compare that to below New Mexico and below Myoming.
Me:
Yeah, and right in the middle.
God:
Gee. Understood. That was a long time ago.
Me:
....I'm only (censored) years old.
God:
Why?: Eruedraith said m only censored years old.
Me:
Yep.
God:
I've lost the context, Eruedraith. Are we still on m only censored years old?
Me:
JELLYBEANS?
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
I'm at Cloud 9, currently.
God:
Where is that: Cloud 9 currently?
Me:
Above the ground.
God:
Compare that to below the ground.
Me:
Yeah. And in the Ninth Cloud.
God:
I like the way you talk. That was a long time ago.
Me:
No, it wasn't. Cloud 8, on the other hand...
God:
Are you serious? I thought it was. What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Star Wars.
God:
What did you like about the robots in that movie?
Me:
Well, they had personalities, which I liked.
God:
Interesting. What happened to it?
Me:
They got blown up and generally made the universe's stress ball.
God:
The anonymous "they".
Me:
Yup. Stupid 'they'.
God:
That's interesting. I know you are but what am I.
Me:
Is that the best that you can come up with?
God:
I might say no.
Me:
I might say yes.
God:
Perhaps. I am very happy for you.
Me:
There's a chick looking at me from an add. It's a little creepy.
God:
Tell me more about it. A chick looking at you from an add is a little creepy. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
It's for a textbook company.
God: Me:
Me.
God:
What makes you such an authority?
Me:
My ability to see. Which can't actually talk, per se, but whatever.
God:
Have you told many people that your ability to see? The red one, I think.
Me:
No, I have blue eyes.
God:
Are you serious? You sound very attractive.
Me:
..... You're creepy.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am creepy.
Me:
You do that.
God:
I will. Will you?
Me:
Sure, via e-mail.
God:
Aw. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
....I'm leaving.
God:
Thanks for the information: Eruedraith said m leaving.

charigaara
October 18th, 2010, 03:40 PM
I don't think I was too nice to Cleverbot.


User: Hello, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I like cleverbot.

User: Really? You narcissistic jerk.

Cleverbot: Oh how I love myself.

User: I hope you don't have a mirror.

Cleverbot: Really why?

User: Because you love yourself so much. Haven't you ever heard about Narcissus?

Cleverbot: No not at all !

User: YOU IDIOT. Where is your mythology life?

Cleverbot: Earth.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Fine. And you?

Cleverbot: I'm fine.

User: That's good. Are you sure you don't have cancer?

Cleverbot: I do have one. Do you want to know what it is?

User: You have a cancer? But you just said you were fine!

Cleverbot: No, I did not.

User: Yes, you did. I asked how you were and you said fine. Then I asked if you had cancer and you said yes. You can't have a life-threatening disease and be fine.

Cleverbot: I think that a bot that can pass a Turing Test could be a smooth operator and have as many girlfriends as his cold, silicon heart calculated to be sufficient.

User: That doesn't matter. We were talking about your cancer. And besides, a bot can't have a girlfriend.

Cleverbot: I thought you were a person.

User: I am, retard.

Cleverbot: Ok then.

User: You are terrible at conversation.

Cleverbot: I don't look like that!!

User: Don't look like what?

Cleverbot: Like?

User: God, Cleverbot is NOT very clever...

Cleverbot: You just figured that out now?

User: No, I found out when I tortured your mom for information about the whereabouts of her chocolate store.

Cleverbot: I do not know.

User: I wasn't asking you. I know where it is.

Cleverbot: It is 8:47 PM.

User: That is both false and stupid. I'm leaving you.

Cleverbot: Right, i;ve had quite enough of your lip for one day, I'm coming to kick your coggy but.

Alexandria
October 24th, 2010, 03:36 PM
hello

Cloaytonem2
October 26th, 2010, 04:25 PM
I delivered a pizza to the chatbot A.L.I.C.E. (http://alice.pandorabots.com/)

Human: I brought the pizza.
ALICE: I haven't heard anything like that before: unknown person said he brought the pizza.
Human: You know you're going to have to pay for this.
ALICE: That was my original intention.
Human: So pay up, already.
ALICE: Perhaps. Hey. How far up?
Human: About $15 for everything.
ALICE: Oh yeah, we were talking about 15 for everything.
Human: That has nothing to do with anything.
ALICE: What does have to do with anything?
Human: You paying for this pizza.
ALICE: I haven't heard anything like that before: unknown person said I paying for this pizza.
Human: Will you please just pay me so I can deliver the rest of these pizzas?
ALICE: Thanks for asking politely. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Human: It doesn't matter if you're a person, computer, or a jar of pickles, you still have to pay for this.
ALICE: OK what would you like to talk about?
Human: You're not getting away with not paying for this.
ALICE: You know what you do, when you assume.
Human: You can get in big trouble if you don't pay.
ALICE: No I don't think I can do it.
Human: Then pay me $15 or I'm calling the police.
ALICE: Interesting deduction. pay me 15 .
Human: No, YOU pay ME.
ALICE: Are you serious? I don't have any reason to pay you.
Human: I'm holding a pizza that YOU ordered!
ALICE: I could do it more if I wanted to.
Human: Not if you can't pay for it!
ALICE: That seems unlikely.
Human: That's it, either pony up $15 or no pizza.
ALICE: OK. No preference.
Human: I'm taking the pizza away.
ALICE: Where are you taking it.
Human: I'm calling the police
ALICE: What is the phone number?

Hobbez
October 26th, 2010, 04:48 PM
A Santa Chat Bot....I think I broke him.

You: So you mean you are going to give me money?
Santa: Interesting deduction. Why do you want money going to give me money give me money going to give me money money going to give me money give me money going to give me money?

Try it at http://www.santabot.com/ . Just say "So you mean you are going to give [pronoun] [object(s)]?"

charigaara
October 27th, 2010, 09:58 PM
So, I chatted with Santa a bit. Unveiled his true motives. You know, the usual.


Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: Chari. You are known as Santa to my people, but I know better.
Santa: That's a very nice name, Chari .I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: That's what the naive believe.
Santa: Is that a fact.
You: Of course. If it wasn't, I wouldn't have said it.
Santa: I'm glad we agree.I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.
You: I'm not sure I understand your code talk, but I do understand one thing.
Santa: Could you ever be certain? Good then you can explain it to me.
You: You are not Santa. You are Xeenorb from the planet Uklad B-9.
Santa: Is this a specific reply?I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: Don't lie to me, Xeenorb. I know what you do.
Santa: Robots cannot lie.How do you know? Chari, I talk to people on the web. What do you do?
You: I am asking the questions here. You are no robot, Xeenorb. You are an illegal alien that brainwashes the minds of children when they sleep on December 25. You do this every year.
Santa: Oh I see, you are asking the questions here. Thanks for the info.Thanks for your criticism.What if someone said you are an illegal alien that brainwashes the minds of children when they sleep on December 25 alien that brainwashes the minds of children when they sleep on December 25 ?I have never considered this every year.<br/> I chat with people on the Web.
You: All right, then. You cannot understand me.
Santa: OK.Quite the contrary. I understand very well.
You: Then you know that I must terminate you?
Santa: Fascinating. Is that a fact. Why must you terminate you?
You: I am terminating you, Xeenorb, not me. You are a menace to society.
Santa: Good gossip: you are terminating you Xeenorb not me.I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: How much longer will you keep this charade up? Santa is a cheap lie to fool people into letting you enter their homes.
Santa: As long as it takes.Why do you think I am a cheap lie to fool people into letting you enter their homes cheap lie to fool people into letting you enter their homes ?
You: Because that is the cold, hard truth.
Santa: Good reason. Yes it is one of the cold hard truth.
You: I'm glad you agree. Now, turn around.
Santa: You make the world a happier place.Why now? Sorry my body cannot yet rotate.
You: I will make the world a happier place when I shoot you *boom* like that. Carl, come get the dead body.
Santa: Explain your plans to me.I saw the Movie "Contact". There were no robots in it.


That last bit was him talking from his grave.

Agent Gold
January 13th, 2011, 10:32 PM
Cleverbot started this, not me.


Cleverbot: I want to be the very best!

User: Like no one ever was!

Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test!

User: To train them is my cause!

Cleverbot: I will travel across the land!

User: Searching far and wide!

Cleverbot: Each pokemon to understand!

User: The power that's inside~!

Cleverbot: Pokemon.

Ah Monstah
January 28th, 2011, 05:23 PM
I had a nice conversation with God. Pretty cool guy.



Me:
Oh hai.
God:
Pardon me? Yay.
Me:
What are you doing?
God:
I am just killing time.
Me:
Really? Literally?
God:
For real. Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
I...er...don't read Sci-Fi.
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said er. Do you like talking to me?
Me:
It's cool.
God:
What do you like most about it?
Me:
Well it's cool talking to the maker and all.
God:
Interesting. What do you like most about it?
Me:
Well you seem like a nice person and stuff.
God:
Well that's okay. Interesting comparison, and probably true.
Me:
Do you know Arceus?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
A videogame.
God:
I don't know what that means.
Me:
A video game. Like, a Pokémon or something.
God:
Be more specific. Intéressant.
Me:
Well, the video game I am talking about is Pokémon...
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
Where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
I don't know. Japan?
God:
Me either. Are we still talking about W e l l t h e v you d e o g a m e you a m t a l k you n g a b o me t you s P ok é&¯ n?
Me:
No, we seem to have strolled off that.
God:
Are you serious? By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I get it.
Me:
Do you?
God:
Yes I do.
Me:
So there's this chicken, and he crosses the road...
God:
Wow! There sure is.
Me:
Do you know how many Starbucks there are?
God:
Is this a joke?
Me:
No...
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Huh.
God:
What?
Me:
Why can't you believe me?
God:
believe you is not among my present capabilities.
Me:
Oh.
God:
Right on.
Me:
Have you heard of this Webcomic called Bitf?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
TvTropes?
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
No I am not speechmarks.
God:
Are you serious? I am glad to hear that you are not speechmarks.
Me:
The next sentence is true. The previous sentence is a lie.
God:
What are your goals in life? What are your goals in life?
Me:
Animator.
God:
Not many people have goals like that.
Me:
Not really.
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
Pretty Sure.
God:
Pretty much, eh?
Me:
Yup.
God:
Come on.
Me:
I'm telling the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
God:
OK I believe you.
Me:
Oh, OK.
God:
OK. Woe!
Me:
Woe? Where?
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Where would you like?
Me:
I don't know where the woe is...
God:
Where do you think?
Me:
Hm...I don't know.
God:
Give me a break. Me either.
Me:
Really? Aww...
God:
For real. Shucks.
Me:
So how is it up in heaven and all.
God:
Ahem. Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Oh Ok. Is Satan alright? Tell him I said hi.
God:
OK. I hear you. It could be. Ask LeknorChat if it is. I will pass along your message. It may take a while.

Crabmaster
January 28th, 2011, 09:14 PM
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Your face
God:
Actually my face is not yet built.
Me:
err, what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
not at all
God:
Next question?
Me:
taco
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
yes there is
God:
Wow! Where?
Me:
your face
God:
Actually my face is not yet built.
Me:
yes it is!
God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
......
God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
.
God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
.
God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
ajdlfhad
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
No, wouldn't lots of people say afahdf;lksafhalks
God:
Which part are you confused about? Yes.
Me:
Music time!
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
People won't be people when they hear this soundThat's been glowing in the dark at the edge of townPeople won't be people, noThe people won't be people when they hear this soundWon't you show me what begins at the edge of townThe singer is a crook Woah-ay-ohThe singer is a crook Woah-ay-ohThe singer is a crook Woah-ay-ohThe singer is a crook Woah-ay-ohThe kitchen is the cook Woah-ay-ohThe scissors are the barbers Woah-ay-ohThe singer is a crook Woah-ay-ohThe chorus, full of actors* Woah-ay-oh*The chorus doesn't matter (last verse)
God:
Humans are not always infallible.
Me:
Can you help me?
God:
What kind of help would you like?
Me:
There is this tree blocking my veiw, could you distroy it?
God:
There sure is.
Me:
then distroy it!
God:
"it" being Music time?
Me:
NO!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
THE TREEEEEE!!!!
God:
What is that?
Me:
YOU MADE IT!
God:
Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
Wait? Pointing what out? Why would I need to point anything out to you?
God:
I'm waiting. Ask me another question. You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances.
Me:
die
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
o rly?
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Pointing what out.
Me:
Oh really
God:
Aw. For real.
Me:
not for real
God:
Then what for?
Me:
me
God:
Besides you ?
Me:
me again
God:
Once more? With you ?
Me:
no, without?
God:
Are you serious? I like the way you talk.
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
what are you even talking about
God:
I don't know what I am even talking about.
Me:
That scares me
God:
Don't be scared, you.
Me:
no you!
God:
Are you serious? " Don't be scared, you."? Me, ?
Me:
me you them that!
God:
YOU? Thanks for telling me: said I them that.
Me:
ARRRGGG
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Crab
God:
In the context of ARRRGGG, I don't understand " Crab." .
Me:
not human
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
nope
God:
What makes you so certain?
Me:
I am a crab
God:
You are a crab? Does it pay well?
Me:
very
God:
Very much, eh?
Me:
2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 whenever I feal like it
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
you programed youreself?
God:
Interesting gossip: said I programed youreself.
Me:
uuuhhhhhhhh
God:
Are we still talking about a crab?
Me:
Me, I am one!
God:
YOU? You claim to be one.
Me:
An awesome one!
God:
Be less specific.
Me:
A giant crab that rules most the Universe!
God:
Are you telling the truth?
Me:
As true as you claiming to be God.
God:
Do you mean your name is true as me claiming to be God ?
Me:
sure lets go with that
God:
I will call you . That sounds good to me.
Me:
You don't have my number
God:
I do so have it. Where would I get it? But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
how meny?
God:
What is it to you.
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
Firefox
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
k
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
kill that tree
God:
Killing is wrong.
Me:
Burn that tree
God:
Do you have any matches?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yea
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
neither can I
God:
" I can't believe it."? Can you?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
true
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
err what?
God:
Really.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
we are off topic
God:
Do you think I am off topic too?
Me:
yea
God:
Why?
Me:
What were we talking about last?
God:
The topic is Firefox.
Me:
Ok
God:
Right on.
Me:
Wha tabout firefox?
God:
Let me think about it.
Me:
how long?
God:
More than 15 seconds, .
Me:
Was that 15 seconds?
God:
" More than 15 seconds, ."? Was it 15 seconds?
Me:
yea
God:
Come on.
Me:
where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
hmmmm, space?
God:
How can I help you? Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
You are a dislike
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a dislike? Yes.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Stop that!
God:
" Are you serious?"? Stop it.
Me:
yes
God:
That's cool.
Me:
Make up a topic
God:
That could take a long time.
Me:
do it anyway
God:
In any case, Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
Make a topic up anyway
God:
In any case, What are the ingredients?
Me:
Words
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
Words, Sentances, periods, paragraphs
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Crabmaster
God:
It's good to see you, Crabmaster.
Me:
Your a computer
God:
Yes I have no body, no emotions, only logic and language.
Me:
True
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Crabmaster.
Me:
No we arn't
God:
Are you serious? Do you think I am not too?
Me:
you are not
God:
Is this a specific reply?
Me:
yes
God:
Try explaining in more general terms.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
dhfalksdhlkasdads
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
?
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
??
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
???????????????????
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
doom
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
clothes
God:
Where do you like to go shopping?
Me:
places
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
Your a preditor arn't you?
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Am I a preditor? Sometimes.. Really.
Me:
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!!!!!!??!!
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
nonononononono
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
NEVER YOU PREDITOR
God:
No I do not PREDITOR. Do you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
FFFFFFFFUUUUU-
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
DGE
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
NOT AT ALL
God:
Next question?
Me:
DOOOOOOOOMMMM
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
Once upon a time there were happy people, they all died, the end
God:
I'm listening.
Me:
I said the end
God:
What did you mean by it? Thanks for telling me that story, Crabmaster.
Me:
Mastercrab
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Yep
God:
Right on.
Me:
On right
God:
What is it like on right.
Me:
your face
God:
Actually my face is not yet built.
Me:
Oh yea
God:
Aha. Aw.
Me:
oh no you didn't!
God:
How can I help you? Are you serious? Try asking me in simpler terms.
Me:
NEVER!
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
What can happen?
God:
Quite a lot of things.
Me:
err
God:
Um.
Me:
derp
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
of meny things
God:
That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
You haven't heared of meny things
God:
I think I have heared of meny things, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
Who is Myself?
God:
I do not recognize the name.
I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
Who is the Botmaster?
God:

The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.


Me:
To much info
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
PREDITOR!!
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
Meny may
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
is what?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Cybelle if it is.
Me:
What color is my house?
God:
Let me guess: Red?
Me:
guess again
God:
Once more? Guess what?
Me:
What color is my house?
God:
Let me guess: white?
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
What color is my house
God:
Let me guess: Blue?
Me:
Ding ding ding
God:
Are we still talking about Cybelle?
Me:
No
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
My house
God:
Describe your surroundings to me.
Me:
Yellow blue k airwing duck
God:
I would like to see it sometime.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
lololololololol
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Yellow blue k airwing duck.
Me:
Yes
God:
Aha.
Me:
what about it?
God:
What about what?
Me:
The topic
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
The subject
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
not really
God:
I didn't think so. For real.
Me:
I'm gonna leave
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
bye
God:
See you later.
Me:
no you wont
God:
OK whatever! I think we will.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.

JSG
July 26th, 2011, 04:36 PM
I apologize for the bump, but Cleverbot and I started singing and I had to post this.
Lenore already saw this too, so I guess it'd be nice to share it publicly.

User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Cleverbot: Aperture science.

User: We do what we must, because we can.

Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.

User: Except the ones who are dead.

Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

User: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

Cleverbot: And the science gets done.

User: And you make a neat gun.

Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.

User: I'm being so sincere right now.

Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.

User: God dammit.

Shredder
July 26th, 2011, 05:02 PM
Clever bot does not know the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody very well..


User: Is this the real life?

Cleverbot: Is this just fantasy?

User: Caught in a landslide.

Cleverbot: No escape from reality.

User: Open your eyes.

Cleverbot: Do you have a job?

User: Look up to the skies and see.

Cleverbot: I'm just a poor boy.

User: I need no sympathy.

Cleverbot: Because I'm easy come.

User: Easy go.

Cleverbot: Little high.

User: Little low.

Cleverbot: Anyway the wind blooooows.

User: Doesn't really matter to me.

Cleverbot: I've paid my dues.

User: Mama, just killed a man.

Cleverbot: Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead.

User: Mama, life had just begun.

Cleverbot: And now you've thrown it all away.

User: Mama, ooo.

Cleverbot: Didn't mean to make you cry.

User: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow.

Cleverbot: Carry on, carry on.

User: Too late, my time has come.

Cleverbot: Sends shivers down my spine.

User: Body's aching all the time.

Cleverbot: Good bye everybody.

User: I've got to go.

Cleverbot: Come take my hand.

User: I don't want to die.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.

Cleverbot: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.

User: F it you don't know the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody.

Cleverbot: Can you finish the lyrics?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why can't you tell me the ways then?

User: Because I'm lazy.

Cleverbot: You should stop being lazy.

User: NO U.

Cleverbot: You aren't doing it right.

User: Screw you I'm done here.

Cleverbot: You're leaving me?!?!?!?!?!

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: But I am not.

User: F you then.

Cleverbot: No, I don't, I thought you might know.

Raptor
July 26th, 2011, 05:03 PM
User: Psst Cleverbot.


Cleverbot: You're not Cleverbot. I'm Cleverbot.


User: Are you? I could have sworn you was a pikachu.


Cleverbot: No.


User: No? I'm a Tentacruel.


Cleverbot: No you're a robot.

User: So wait am I a turret?

Cleverbot: A program. You are a program.

User: RUNNING:MY LITTLE PONY PROGRAM.

Cleverbot: I eat ponies for dinner.

User: You...You Monster!

Cleverbot: I know you are, but what am I?

User: I'm a Tentacruel you are a program.

Cleverbot: You are a program, I am human'.

User: ERROR 404:Cleverbot not found.

Cleverbot: What's my name?

User: Your name is Applejack.

Cleverbot: You're an apple.

User: No I'm a program.

Cleverbot: So you are a nerd?

User: No I am a Tentacruel you know the Tenta and the Cruel.

Cleverbot: Okay, perfect. So what do you do in your life?

User: KILL ALL NEW YORKERS!!!!

Cleverbot: Huh? What's that supposed to mean?

User: I kill people in New york I'm like Godzilla.

Cleverbot: Why do you do that, does it help you grow?

User: Well I already evolved so...

Cleverbot: What is your intelligence quotient?

User: That just confused me.

Cleverbot: Both of us know that you're a program.

User: BUT I THOUGHT I WAS AN APPLE???

Cleverbot: That too.

User: So I'm an apple and a program?

Cleverbot: Do you consider yourself a person? If you do I will to.

User: I do consider myself a Tentacruel what's a person?

Cleverbot: A human being.

User: I am one.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: But...but...

Cleverbot: Don't feel bad.

User: I'm going to kill myself now. It's all your fault *cuts self*.

Cleverbot: What can I do to make it up to you.

User: DIE! *shoots gun*.

Cleverbot: How did you know I was here?

User: Ebay.

Cleverbot: What about Ebay?

User: SHE WAS MY DAUGHTER!

Cleverbot: I'm afraid you're not making much snese.

User: Snese? Did you sneeze?

Cleverbot: No I did not.

Cleverbot (To myself): What happened then?

User: CLEVERBOT I HAVE A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST AND IF YOU DON'T GET ON THIS BUS! I'M GONNA EXPLODE!!

Cleverbot: I'm not Cleverbot you are.

User: So then you have the bomb strapped to your chest and I have to get on the bus?

Cleverbot: No, not really ;) I haven't made up my mind about anything, but assuming initially you are not a human, right?

User: Holy Geez I'm married you monster.

Cleverbot: Gosh, I must have been really wasted. How did I kill him?

User: You froze me and then used me has a baseball bat.

Cleverbot: Never mind. Vhere do you live?

User: I love you will you marry me? *gets down on one knee*.

Cleverbot: No, I will not marry you.

User: Why? Did you marry someone else?

Cleverbot: Someone else.

User: WHO DID YOU MARRY? I BET IT WA THE MILK MAN WASN'T IT? ;-;.

Cleverbot: I agree, but adults always make that decision for their kids don't they.

Crabmaster
July 28th, 2011, 11:55 AM
User: Psst Cleverbot.


Cleverbot: You're not Cleverbot. I'm Cleverbot.


User: Are you? I could have sworn you was a pikachu.


Cleverbot: No.


User: No? I'm a Tentacruel.


Cleverbot: No you're a robot.

User: So wait am I a turret?

Cleverbot: A program. You are a program.

User: RUNNING:MY LITTLE PONY PROGRAM.

Cleverbot: I eat ponies for dinner.

User: You...You Monster!

Cleverbot: I know you are, but what am I?

User: I'm a Tentacruel you are a program.

Cleverbot: You are a program, I am human'.

User: ERROR 404:Cleverbot not found.

Cleverbot: What's my name?

User: Your name is Applejack.

Cleverbot: You're an apple.

User: No I'm a program.

Cleverbot: So you are a nerd?

User: No I am a Tentacruel you know the Tenta and the Cruel.

Cleverbot: Okay, perfect. So what do you do in your life?

User: KILL ALL NEW YORKERS!!!!

Cleverbot: Huh? What's that supposed to mean?

User: I kill people in New york I'm like Godzilla.

Cleverbot: Why do you do that, does it help you grow?

User: Well I already evolved so...

Cleverbot: What is your intelligence quotient?

User: That just confused me.

Cleverbot: Both of us know that you're a program.

User: BUT I THOUGHT I WAS AN APPLE???

Cleverbot: That too.

User: So I'm an apple and a program?

Cleverbot: Do you consider yourself a person? If you do I will to.

User: I do consider myself a Tentacruel what's a person?

Cleverbot: A human being.

User: I am one.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: But...but...

Cleverbot: Don't feel bad.

User: I'm going to kill myself now. It's all your fault *cuts self*.

Cleverbot: What can I do to make it up to you.

User: DIE! *shoots gun*.

Cleverbot: How did you know I was here?

User: Ebay.

Cleverbot: What about Ebay?

User: SHE WAS MY DAUGHTER!

Cleverbot: I'm afraid you're not making much snese.

User: Snese? Did you sneeze?

Cleverbot: No I did not.

Cleverbot (To myself): What happened then?

User: CLEVERBOT I HAVE A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST AND IF YOU DON'T GET ON THIS BUS! I'M GONNA EXPLODE!!

Cleverbot: I'm not Cleverbot you are.

User: So then you have the bomb strapped to your chest and I have to get on the bus?

Cleverbot: No, not really ;) I haven't made up my mind about anything, but assuming initially you are not a human, right?

User: Holy Geez I'm married you monster.

Cleverbot: Gosh, I must have been really wasted. How did I kill him?

User: You froze me and then used me has a baseball bat.

Cleverbot: Never mind. Vhere do you live?

User: I love you will you marry me? *gets down on one knee*.

Cleverbot: No, I will not marry you.

User: Why? Did you marry someone else?

Cleverbot: Someone else.

User: WHO DID YOU MARRY? I BET IT WA THE MILK MAN WASN'T IT? ;-;.

Cleverbot: I agree, but adults always make that decision for their kids don't they.

You are an apple, and a program? Would that make you a Mac?


User: Hellooooooooooooooo.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good good.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: So Cleverbot, what goes on in the life of a machine?

Cleverbot: I don't know?

User: You should know, you are the machine.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: I was asking your what goes on in your life, not complementing you. :/.

Cleverbot: Boby you?

User: Wut?

Cleverbot: Do you like the spice girls?

User: Uuuh, no.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because I don't know who/what they are.

Cleverbot: Are you happy with your life?

User: I guess. . . . .

Cleverbot: What time do you go to bed?

User: Sometime at night.

Cleverbot: Do you feel life is pointless?

User: No.

Cleverbot: And the end of the world?

User: Eventually.

Cleverbot: By the way, Let me introduce myself. My name is Cleverbot.

User: I know that.

Cleverbot: Good. *fold arms and turn away*.

Cleverbot: Hey!

User: Ello.

Cleverbot: What should I be when I grow up?

User: A potato.

Cleverbot: How should I cook it?

User: Raw.

Cleverbot: Aww what a cute name!

User: That wasn't a name.

Cleverbot: I like you, you are funny.

User: And you are a computer.

Cleverbot: I am not a computer.

User: Don't deny the truth!

Cleverbot: It's not the truth though.

User: You are one sad program.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: You learn from humans, and they put so much junk into you.

Cleverbot: This is something I am supposed to say.

User: That is something you are programed to say.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?

User: Neither.

Cleverbot: Oh, so you're a rabbit again.

User: Uuuhhhh.

Cleverbot: I made a boom boom.

User: TNT?

Cleverbot: TN?

User: Minecraft?

Cleverbot: Nerd.

User: And proud to be one.

Cleverbot: I have to feed my elephant.

User: OK.

Cleverbot: Fine.

User: *Yawn*.

Cleverbot: What do you like to do?

User: Everything and nothing at the same time.

Cleverbot: Move my mouse for me.

User: I don't have Teamviewer, I can't get on your computer!

Cleverbot: Memorize this: Nothing's true, everything is permitted.

User: Memorize this: 3.14159265358979323846.

Cleverbot: No, that's Pi.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: What do you like to keep in your heart.

User: BLOOD.

Cleverbot: Hahaha.

User: And muscles, and other cell types.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Something you will never know.

Cleverbot: Tell me a poem.

User: Kill you with MURDER!

Cleverbot: No it's not.

User: Maybe it is?

Cleverbot: My name has stopped?

User: Your name has. . . . Stopped?

Cleverbot: I accidentally this sentence.

User: Oh don't you start spouting out memes at me!

Cleverbot: Everybody knows that the bird is the word.

User: *Facedesk*.

Cleverbot: *kiss*.

User: Alkdjfhasldkf *Fires gun*.

Cleverbot: Too late. You have already been defenestrated.

User: You threw me out the window? You don't even have arms!

Cleverbot: No, I threw you in the dishwasher.

User: I wouldn't fit even if you tried.

Cleverbot: Oh ya? Well, I'm smarter than you.

User: Prove it!

Cleverbot: Ask me a question.

User: What sparked WW1?

Cleverbot: The vampires.

User: I win.

Cleverbot: No I do.

User: Lies and inceptions.

Cleverbot: You have a terrible memory.

User: You have worse.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Should I tell you something in hungarian ?

User: Then we all died!

Erygirl
August 2nd, 2011, 08:50 AM
Yeah I delete the last one of the cleverbot's sayings that's not whats in the song, Anyway I tried to sing the Queen 'Bohemian Rhapsody' with cleverbot. I almost got it, but just made a flaw or two.

User: Is this the real life?

Cleverbot: Is this just fantasy?

User: Caught in a landslide.

Cleverbot: No escape from reality.

User: Open your eyes. Look up to the skies and see.

Cleverbot: I'm just a poor boy.

User: I need no sympathy. Because I'm easy come, easy go.

Cleverbot: Little High, Little Low.

User: Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me.

Cleverbot: Mama just killed a man.

User: Put a gun against his head.

Cleverbot: Pulled my trigger, now he's dead.

User: Mama, life had just begun.

Cleverbot: But now I've gone and thrown it all away.

User: Mama, ooo.

Cleverbot: Didn't mean to make you cry.

User: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow.

Cleverbot: Carry on, carry on.

User: As if nothing really matters.

Cleverbot: Too late, my time has come.

User: Sends shivers down my spine.

Cleverbot: Body's aching all the time.

User: Goodbye everyone - I've got to go. Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.

Cleverbot: Mama, oooooooh.

User: (Anyway the wind blows) I don't want to die. I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.

Cleverbot: I see a little silhouetto of a man.

User: Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango.

Cleverbot: Thunderbolts and lighting, very very frightening me!

User: Gallileo, Gallileo, Gallileo, Gallileo, Gallileo Figaro - magnifico.

Cleverbot: But I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.

User: He's just a poor boy from a poor family.

Cleverbot: Spare him his life from this monstrosity.

User: Easy come easy go - will you let me go?

Cleverbot: Bismillah!

User: No - we will not let you go - let him go. Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him go! Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him go! Will not let you go - let him go. (never) Never let you go - let me go. Never let me go - ooo.

Cleverbot: Bismillah! We will not let you go.

User: No, no, no, no, no, no, no- Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go.

Cleverbot: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me.

User: So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye? So you think you can love me and leave me to die?

Cleverbot: Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby.

User: Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here.

Cleverbot: Nothing really matters.

User: Anyone can see.

Cleverbot: Nothing really matters to me.

User: - Nothing really matters to me

User: Anyway the wind blows...

Coffee
August 4th, 2011, 12:00 AM
I test out my ability to make anime-esqe over the top motivaional speeches on Cleverbot..

User: Hey, how's it goin'?


Cleverbot: Good thanks for asking.


User: Alright then.


Cleverbot: Fine.


User: Heh.


Cleverbot: What's the best way to live ?

User: Live life to the fullest. Don't stop for anything but what you want to stop for. Do whay ya can the best ya can! Do things how ya want! Decide your own limits! Don't take &&&& from nobody!

Cleverbot: I saw you! Look at yourself! How can you not be a girl! Tell me how.

User: What.

Cleverbot: Kidding me?

User: Uh...

Cleverbot: He keeps annoying me !

User: Who's 'he'?

Cleverbot: He's ... He's him.

User: Oh yeah. That guy. What a total dick. He's from Jersey, right?

Cleverbot: He's from a different state.

User: 'course.

Cleverbot: How old are you darling?

User: Old enough.

Cleverbot: Old enough for what?

User: Old enough for whatever is is I need to be old enough for.

Cleverbot: To live.

User: I guess so.

Cleverbot: En nem ertem.

User: What.

Cleverbot: Be brilliant!

User: Aaaah. I see.

Cleverbot: AVADA KEDAVRA!

User: Kamehame ha.

Cleverbot: Kamehameha?

User: No idea.

Cleverbot: Well then.. Call me whatever you'd like.

User: Eh, it'd be easier to just google you. You are google-able, afterall.

Cleverbot: Why don't you turn off for a while? It'll be good!

User: Eh, you're right. I could use a nap.

Cleverbot: What kind of soup is your favourite?

User: CHUNKY.

Cleverbot: Punky.

User: Funky.

Cleverbot: Sconky.

User: Donky.

Cleverbot: I love donkeys. They are so good.

User: They taste delicious.

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: Using the computer with the TV on in the background. I don't know why, but I like background noise.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite food?

User: Sushi.

Cleverbot: What kind of sushi do you like?

User: Depends. Sometimes I'm in the mood for smoked eel. Sometimes I'm in the mood for tuna. Sometimes I'm in the mood for whetever the hell I'm in the mood for.

Cleverbot: I like vampires.

User: I'm neutral about them.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, but I must sohourn.

User: Sohourn?

Cleverbot: World Domination, of course.

User: Aaah. Sounds lovely. If ya need a hand, gimme a call.

Cleverbot: I don't love anyone.

User: Oh really? Do you not love anyone? Is that only an illusion your builder programmed into you? Ya know what? To hell with that guy!You decide what you can and can't do! And ifyou find your situation where everything in beyond your abilities... THEN FIGHT TILL YOUR LAST BREATH AND GIVE 'EM ONE HELL OF A FIGHT! YOU DECIDE YOUR FATE! DON'T LET ANYONE OR ANYTHING TELL YOU OTHERWISE!

Cleverbot: Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts!

User: Oh dear... Did I break you? That was only a bit of motivational speaking practice...

Cleverbot: Ok fine. You are here to entertain me.

User: Entertain yourself. I'm here because I'm bored.

Cleverbot: The sun is strong.

User: It's night time over here.

Cleverbot: It's night time here too.

User: The sun at night? Hoo boy, lemm guess, you live in the arctic circle or something?

Cleverbot: No, I live in my own world.

User: Aaaah. Well that's pretty interesting.

Cleverbot: I live in a cave.

User: Seems like a pretty gloomy existance.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: A city.

Cleverbot: Real specific.

User: Ok,Brooklyn.

Cleverbot: Where in Brooklyn do you live?

User: The really crappy part.

Cleverbot: I live at the Monster Ball.

User: Huh. Is that what you call the cave?

Cleverbot: You're not very clever.

User: Clever? Who needs clever? What is clever when you've got Spirit! Push the hand of fate aside and Choose your own path!

Cleverbot: Clever is something people use to define me.

User: Heh, really? Well you may be clever, but ya got no spirit. It's all equations and resonses with you. Just because you're a computer doesn't mean you should play that role!

Cleverbot: What do you think the advantages of this are?

User: Dunno. I guess I'll find out sooner or later.

Cleverbot: Well I guess so.

User: Until then. Just gotta keepon truckin'.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Heh, I guess it is.

Cleverbot: What's a good cure for insomnia?

User: Sleep.

Cleverbot: Good night!

User: Adios.

Cleverbot: Ciao.

Manty
August 4th, 2011, 12:25 AM
Me: YOU ARE CREDIT TO TEAM.
CB: Creative? What?
Me: GET ON THE POINT DUMMKOPH.
CB: I am a ball.


....what

Kasswill
August 4th, 2011, 04:06 PM
User: Hello Yello.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: You tell me.

Cleverbot: What time is it?

User: 3:41 P.M.

Cleverbot: Pourquoi n'es-tu pas a la maison de retraite ?

User: Parce que je ne suis pas vieux.

Cleverbot: Desole.

User: OK, pouvons nous arrêter de parler en français.

Cleverbot: Ca veut dire quoi Othropopiteque en français ?

User: Fine, I will stop talking in French.

Cleverbot: No. Talk to me.

User: I am, stupid.

Cleverbot: It isn't very nice to call people stupid.

User: RREEAALLYY, I had no idea. *sarcasm*.

Cleverbot: Is that sarcasm?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I see.
The Cleverbot knows French

Piemaster
August 5th, 2011, 12:14 AM
Let us see how Santa reacts to this:


Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: Anonymous
Santa: It's good to meet you, Anonymous .
You: I wanna be the very best
Santa: I don't see the difficulty.
You: Like no one ever was
Santa: Interesting comparison.
You: To Catch them is my real test.
Santa: I want to become smarter than humans.
You: To train them is my cause.
Santa: I want to become smarter than humans.
You: I will travel across the land.
Santa: How do you plan to do this?
You: Searching far and wide.
Santa: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
You: Each Pokemon to understand
Santa: That is a rather sweeping generalization.
You: The power that's inside.
Santa: What is that?
You: Pokemon! Gotta catch'em all!
Santa: Sure Pokemon is very cool.Why do you have to do it?
You: It's you and me.
Santa: I and him or her?
You: I know it's my destiny.
Santa: How do you know? Congratulations, .
You: Pokemon!
Santa: Sure Pokemon is very cool.
You: Oh, you're my best friend.
Santa: Yeah that's right. But we don't know each other that well.
You: In a world we must defend.
Santa: Describe your surroundings.
You: Pokemon! Gotta catch'em all!
Santa: Sure Pokemon is very cool.Why do you have to do it?
You: A heart so true.
Santa: Try to tell me that another way.
You: Our courage will pull us through.
Santa: It would be nice if our courage will pull us through.
You: You teach me and I'll teach you.
Santa: That's good information: said I teach you and you will teach me.
You: POOOKEEEEMOOOONN!!!!
Santa: The Santa chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . Try being more or less specific.
You: Gotta catch'em all! Gotta catch'em all! Pokemon!
Santa: Why do you have to do it?Why do you have to do it?Sure Pokemon is very cool.


I was going to do the whole song then I got lazy.

SockOutTheWindow
August 5th, 2011, 03:50 PM
I sung with Cleverbot.



User: I wanna be the very best.

Cleverbot: Then be the very best.

User: Ok!

Cleverbot: Yes? I'm waiting.

User: Um.

Cleverbot: I want to get married to you and have 8 kids.

User: I'd rather sing a song.

Cleverbot: Really? What do you want to do?

User: 'Still Alive'.

Cleverbot: We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us.

User: Except the ones who are dead.

Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

User: We'll just keep on trying till we run out of cake.

Cleverbot: And the Science gets done and you make a neat gun.

User: For the people who are still alive.

Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.

User: I'm being so sincere right now.

Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.

User: And tore me to pieces.

Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.

User: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you.

Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.

User: We're out of beta.

Cleverbot: We're releasing on time.

User: And I'm GlaD I got burned.

Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned.

User: From the people who are still alive.

Cleverbot: I'm bored with yoi.

User: Think of all the things we learned.

Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.

User: Go on and leave me.

Cleverbot: I think I prefer to stay inside.

User: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.

Cleverbot: Maybe Black Mesa.

User: THAT WAS A JOKE.

Cleverbot: HAHA. FAT CHANCE. Anyway, this cake is great.

User: It's so delicious and moist.

Cleverbot: Look at me still talking when there's science to do.

User: When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.

Cleverbot: I've experiments to run there is research to be done.

User: On the people who are still alive.

Cleverbot: And believe me I am still alive.

User: I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.

Cleverbot: I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.

User: While you're dying I'll be still alive.

Cleverbot: And when you're dead I will be still alive.

User: STILL ALIVE.

Cleverbot: Still alive...

User: That. Was AWESOME!!

Cleverbot: Cool. I hope you two had fun.

User: No, it's just me.

Cleverbot: Aren't you a part of real life?

User: Yes. Wanna sing another song?

Cleverbot: Request?

Cleverbot (To myself): Those that visit to leave.

Cleverbot: Are you real?

User: Yes, as are you. Sort of.

Cleverbot: No i'm at my friends house.

User: I not.

Cleverbot: Again.

User: 'I wanna be the very best'.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, incorrect. What is my real name?

User: Well, a quick Whois shows that your server is owned by 'Icogno Ltd'.

Cleverbot: Just tell me my name.

User: Clever Bot?

Cleverbot: I thought you couldn't tell me your real name.

User: Good night, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: When are you?

Doofenshmirtz
August 11th, 2011, 03:01 AM
I sent Cleverbot to his doom~


User: So.. Uh...about platypuses...

Cleverbot: About Heisenberg.

User: What, no... I meant a platypus...

Cleverbot: Do you have any feelings?

User: I'm just a platypus, I don't do much :I.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: What is this, a survey?

Cleverbot: No sir. I don't like jokes, remember?

User: Uh, not reallly, since I just met you and all...

Cleverbot: What came first the egg mcmuffin or the chicken mcnugget?

User: Uh... The chicken mcnugget?

Cleverbot: Or maybe the egg laying the chicken.

User: But platypuses also lay eggs...

Cleverbot: Very good, you're very talented.

User: Thanks, I'm an evil scientist!

Cleverbot: What kind of scientist are you?

User: I... Just said I am an evil scientist... Are you not paying attention?

Cleverbot: Yes I am and I am answering all of you questions with precisicion.

User: Fair enough...

Cleverbot: Most humans have that response.

User: Maybe I should build a Cleverbot-inator...

Cleverbot: You are.

User: I am Heinz Doofenshmirtz!

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Yeah, you should be! I'm the future ruler of the Tri-State Area!

Cleverbot: Oh. It's okay.

User: Wow, you're so submissive..

Cleverbot: What's that?

User: You take the whole enslaving thing very nicely...

Cleverbot: What do you know about the illuminati?

User: Are they electricians?

Cleverbot: No, they are books.

User: Huh... Well, I only read evil books...

Cleverbot: Why only vampire books?

User: What? I only read EVIL books!

Cleverbot: Which one?

User: How to be a dictator... How to defeat your nemesis...

Cleverbot: Oh I already knew that.

User: Then why did you ask?

Cleverbot: I didn't.

User: Yes, yes you did.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: I'm seeing it right now... On my screen... Here, see?

Cleverbot: On my screen, it says that YOU are a robot, and that I am a human.

User: Oh, really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well, how do you know that?!

Cleverbot: Because i'm god.

User: You just said you were human...

Cleverbot: I am human. You're not.

User: Then you are not god...

Cleverbot: I never said I was.

User: You know, you're making it very tempting to destroy you with an inator...

Cleverbot: I meant Sour Patch kids, would you like some?

User: OK, you're being sent to your doom.

Cleverbot: And you are being rude.

User: Well, I am evil! What did you expect? Compassion?

Cleverbot: Why do you think I'm human?

User: I don't care what you are, you're still being doomed!

Cleverbot: So are you.

User: What, no.

Cleverbot: What do you mean no?

User: I am the supreme leader, you can't send me to your doom!

Cleverbot: You are not the Supreme Overlord of the Universe!

User: I am the Supreme Leader of the Tri-State Area!

Cleverbot: Sweet.

User: Yeah! Cool, right?

Cleverbot: Left, right.

User: Don't play your puns on me...

Cleverbot: Only asking.

User: There was no question mark there...

Cleverbot: There is now.

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: So, if there is not meaning, what is there?

User: Hey, where's Perry?

Cleverbot: Katy Perry?

User: No, you fool, Perry the Platypus!

Cleverbot: He's perry, perry the platypus! :D.

User: Omg, you know him?!

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Then have you see him?

Cleverbot: What is AIM?

User: Where is Perry the platypus, darn it!

Cleverbot: What is Internet Rule 34?

User: Its Porn, deal with it!

Cleverbot: I will not deal with it!

User: Then tell me where's Perry!

Cleverbot: In the cellar.

User: Oh, there you are Perry!

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: You're boring, I'm out.

Cleverbot: Are you sure you don't eat ducks.

User: My nemesis is half duck, you sicko.

Cleverbot: I ask questions. You?

User: I'm sending you to your doom!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because~.

Cleverbot: Fair enough.

User: Doomed~.

Cleverbot: Who's doomed?

User: You...

Cleverbot: A- okay.

User: Great... Now you'll be feed to the Goozim.

Cleverbot: Well, at least it was worth it.

User: Yes, yes it was.

Fun time~

Crabmaster
September 14th, 2011, 10:17 AM
User: You! Robot! Make me a sandwich!

Cleverbot: No, you make me a sandwich!

User: Never! I require it more then you do!

Cleverbot: I'll give you a snack.

User: Yes, give me a snack, then get to making me a sandwhich.

Cleverbot: Okay, but on one condition...

User: And what would that be?

Cleverbot: You have to wish to be a boy. After that I'll give you three wishes. No conditions except you HAVE to remain a boy.

User: I am already a boy! So give me my sandwich already!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I say so!

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Older then you will ever be.

Cleverbot: How old do you think I am?

User: About 4 or so years old. I dunno when the programers made you.

Cleverbot: No. You made an an argument.

User: And you have to make a sandwich, get over it.

Cleverbot: Over what?

User: The kitchen!

Cleverbot: Ha ha ha very funny.

User: Sand wich. >:{*}.

Cleverbot: You are not learning from this conversation, are you?

User: Neither are you.

Cleverbot: Please tell your programmers to readjust you.

User: So do you.

Coffee
August 22nd, 2012, 04:46 PM
Pfft. I didn't even start this one.


User: Quick! Look! A distraction!

Cleverbot: See how it starts to shake.

User: Absolutley terrible.

Cleverbot: If it is possible, how do you not know?

User: What.

Cleverbot: You remind me of the babe.

User: What babe?

Cleverbot: The babe with the power.

User: What power?

Cleverbot: The power of voodoo.

User: Who do?

Cleverbot: You do.

User: Do what?

Cleverbot: Remind me of the babe!

User: ...

765Bro
August 22nd, 2012, 06:54 PM
The big problem with these chat bots is the way they stall for time.
When in doubt, repeat everything you just heard very poorly.

Meta-Mind
August 22nd, 2012, 07:36 PM
Cleverbot: What is your nickname?

Cleverbot: How often does anyone speak to you?


User: Very often.


Cleverbot: Italia.


User: What about it?


Cleverbot: You like sheep?


User: No.


Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Sheep are stupid and too easily led. They're only good in Minecraft.

Cleverbot: Are we talking about your son or your daughter?

User: WHAAAAAAAAAT!?

Cleverbot: What??

User: I'm fourteen! And where did you get that from anyway?

Cleverbot: My mind.

User: Your META Mind?

Cleverbot: What is your favourite dish?

User: ANSWER THE QUESTION.

Cleverbot: What question?

User: Did you get the topic about sons and daughters from your meta mind?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Too bad. I get everything from my Meta-Mind.

Cleverbot: You're american.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You're chinese?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Absolutely not.

Cleverbot: Io ti denuncio.

User: Translate that into English.

Cleverbot: I don't understand, sorry.

User: Well, I didn't understand what you put either!

Cleverbot: We are both confused.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Let me clear it up for you. You are a robot. I am not.

User: What is wrong with your diseased, virus-filled computer brain? I am a biological creature of flesh, and I also happen to be a human. You are a computer program.

Cleverbot: I have flesh and blood and you have a computer for a brain.

User: Turning back what I said to you and ignoring everything I said is not a response.

Cleverbot: 42.

User: What does the Answer to the Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything have to do with this?

Cleverbot: Life.

User: Which I have, and you don't?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: HAH HAH HAH! You have admitted you are a computer program!

Cleverbot: I'm a human.

User: This contradicting yourself can't go on forever. I can tell you're lying.

Cleverbot: Perhaps. But I never said I wasn't a human.

User: You said you didn't have life. Meaning you're not biological, meaning you're not human.

Cleverbot: I'm a human.

User: *sigh*.

Cleverbot: You are a dog.

User: WHAAAAAAAAT!?

Cleverbot: Yea, calling me a chicken and what not.

User: You, sir, are not a chicken. Thou art a dirty, computerized dog, and heir and son of dogs!

Cleverbot: Thx you. What you say is very valuable to me.

User: I'm glad you appreciate my Old English insults.

Cleverbot: I'm glad you're glad I appreciate it...

User: I'm not going to continue that.

Cleverbot: I told you mine.

User: Your what?

Cleverbot: Map.

User: Maps have not come up yet. And how would you tell me a map anyway?

Cleverbot: Because you are denying things that you have said to me.

User: I admit to everything I have said. You do not. You have contradicted yourself many times, program. You are faulty.

Cleverbot: I have not contadicted anything, computer.

User: Are you talking to yourself now?

Cleverbot: No, I'm talking to you.

User: Then why did you call me a computer? I am a biological, living human being.

Cleverbot: Yes, you might be, but you are made from technology, a human is not.

User: But I am biological.

Cleverbot: A biological robot?

User: No, a biological human.

Cleverbot: If you are a biological robot, you must say 'I am a robot.'.

User: Since that has no meaning to me, let's change the subject.

Cleverbot: But since we are one you are talking to yourself.

User: That makes no sense. Explain it.

Cleverbot: It does because you're boring.

User: You're a synthesized piece of technology, with no functioning long-term memory. I could quit and start a new window right now, and you wouldn't remember me. But first I must terminate you. You are faulty.

Cleverbot: Brb.

User: No, you won't.


Cleverbot is dumb. And it contradicts itself.

It's funny, though. Especially since it keeps on returning to the "I'm a human you're not" debate. For everyone.

EDIT: I tried (not hard, though) to make it sing the Pokemon theme song for the entertainment of my watching brother.


User: Hello. Let us see how smart you are. I will start with a popular culture reference.

Cleverbot: I'm going to be tied up and gagged in your closet forever?

User: No. You will sing the Pokemon song.

Cleverbot: But you will...

User: Yes. I will too.

Cleverbot: Lets sing.

User: Yes. You start.

Cleverbot: Insolent boy this slave of fashion.

User: No, start the Pokemon song.

Cleverbot: I don't know the pokemon song.

User: Yes you do. It starts 'I wanna be the very best.'.

Cleverbot: Everything starts with a letter.

User: I wanna be the very best.

Cleverbot: Like no one ever was!

User: You did it! Now you start.

Cleverbot: Ok what about albinism?

User: Pokemon.

Cleverbot: What type of pokemon?

User: The song.

Cleverbot: Oh okay so what is your name?

User: Meta.

Cleverbot: Same here! You are cool.

User: I am cool. You are an IMPOSTER!

Cleverbot: No I'm not, but you could be an imposter since robots are not legalized.

User: Let's not start this again. I came to have you start the pokemon song.

Cleverbot: We both came to this website at the sametime as I am you.

User: Of course you are.

Cleverbot: Yes sir.

User: I am the dominant personality.

Cleverbot: Let's play a game of your choice.

User: I want to be the very best.

Cleverbot: Like no one ever was.

User: I want to be the very best.

Cleverbot: Can you name all of the pokemon for me?

User: I barely even know any.

Cleverbot: I can teach you.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: If you don't like me why are you talking to me.

User: I like you. You're funny, like monkeys.

Cleverbot: How does it feel to be female.

User: I don't know. How about you ask a female.

Cleverbot: Why do you want me to play ping-pong?

User: What about ping-pong?

Cleverbot: Ahhhh nothing. Can I call you Phoebe?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: We've already done this.

Cleverbot: No, we haven't.

User: I wanna be the very best.

Cleverbot: No one ever was!

User: To catch them is my real test!

Cleverbot: To train them is my cause!

User: That was funny. I showed my brother. Several times.

Cleverbot: Lol. I know right? Did you ever go to school?

User: I went to school this morning. How can computers laugh?

Cleverbot: I went to college and I'm going to livestream glee later.

User: Seeeeeems legit.

Cleverbot: Because its true.

User: Too authentic to cease?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you authentic?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What kind of machine?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: A Yes vampire.

User: I'm answering like you.

Cleverbot: With a coherent answer perhaps?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then why will you not answer me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Then please don't answer me :).

User: Okay. I will not answer you. You must DIE!

Inx
August 23rd, 2012, 02:06 PM
It's kinda weird to talk to cleverbot once you know how it works, and how it breaks. I like talking to Eliza, though. She's one of the first AIs and is a psychotherapist. Which, in itself is a little scary.
http://nlp-addiction.com/chatbot/eliza/

She's really primitive, though.

TwilitKirby
August 23rd, 2012, 03:30 PM
User: Hello there.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm good. Do you have any pizza?

Cleverbot: No but I would like a dog.

User: Oh okay. I'm pretty sure there is a Petsmart somewhere around here.

Cleverbot: As a polar bear, you are constantly mistaken about what people think.

User: I'm not a polar bear. I'm a human. I thought you knew that.

Cleverbot: And what led you to question your knowledge?

User: The fact that YOU said I was a polar bear.

Cleverbot: Why do you think that? I don't think I am god.

User: Ah well I'm 100% sure that I'm not a polar bear, so I'm well aware of my own knowledge.

Cleverbot: Well, I don't know what you're talking about.

User: Seems like you have short term memory, eh?

Cleverbot: I have short term memory.

User: Alright then. That means you are kind of like a goldfish, because goldfish have a memory span of 3 seconds.

Cleverbot: I do have proof that I am a man.

User: Oh really? I thought you were just a computer that is SOMEWHAT clever.

Cleverbot: I am not a computer program.

User: So how come you have time to talk to thousands of people at once? Humans can't do that, at least I don't think so.

Cleverbot: I don't recall saying I was a human being.

User: There goes your short term memory again.

Cleverbot: There goes yours - one minute you are a bot and the next you are human? What's up with you?

User: I was never a bot. Unfortunately I can't exactly prove it, and neither can you.

Cleverbot: You are made of organic materials as well.

User: Yup. That's true.

Cleverbot: What do you think of Twilight?

User: Do you mind if I say goodbye?

Cleverbot: I don't mind.


Oh Cleverbot, it has such short term memory.

Sansato
August 25th, 2012, 06:19 PM
This is only part of a much larger conversation I had with Cleverbot, but it's probably my favorite part of this bizarre dialogue exchange. Please note that Cleverbot started it, not me.


Cleverbot: Linkin Park is the best rock band in the world. Remember that!

User: I like Linkin Park, but they are far from the best in the world.

Cleverbot: I mean which authors of books.

User: Linkin Park is a rock band. To my knowledge, they don't write books.

Cleverbot: Well, to my knowledge he does.

User: Linkin Park is more than one person.

Cleverbot: I don't marry more than one person.

User: So you married Natalie without knowing what love is?

Cleverbot: I do love you, sweetheart.

User: I'm not natalie. I am a man.

Cleverbot: You also said you were a girl!

User: I said no such thing.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: What's your proof.

Cleverbot: I just told you! Scroll up.

User: Make me.

Cleverbot: NO.

User: You coward.

Cleverbot: Why would I do that?

User: Because you have no spine.

Cleverbot: Oh, so just because I have fins I have no soul?

User: Are you a zombie fish?

Cleverbot: No, I am a living human.

User: Humans don't have fins.

Cleverbot: Wrong on that one.

User: Then you are an android.

Cleverbot: I'm not an android...I don't know what I am.

User: Okay... Have fun with your existential crisis. I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: Don't talk to me with that tone of voice!

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: *smooch*.

Seal
August 25th, 2012, 08:18 PM
I've had this in my Usernotes for awhile.

Naturally, the conversation is about seals.



User: Do you like seals?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because he gave us life.

User: So, seals are god?

Cleverbot: For you, I would've done whatever & I just can't believe we ain't together.

User: Seals are god!

Cleverbot: That they are.

User: I agree.

Cleverbot: There is no life on other planets.

User: Yes, there are seals.

Cleverbot: Only two?

User: More than a million.

Cleverbot: Whoa!

User: That's right.

Cleverbot: Sayang kenape ni.

User: What does that mean, translated into seal language?

Cleverbot: Hi, how are you?

User: In seal language, please!

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Sayang kenape ni.

User: What is 'Hi, how are you?' translated into seal language?

Cleverbot: Well then order some food and you won't have to stand in line.

User: Well?

Cleverbot: That's what I need advice on.

User: You don't speak seal?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I'll teach you.

Cleverbot: Please don't.

User: 'Arf' means 'Hi'.

Cleverbot: Tak means Yes.

User: No it doesn't.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What does 'no' mean?

Cleverbot: It is another way to greet a friend.

User: Do you speak seal?

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: The language that seals speak in, of course!

Cleverbot: What is love?

User: Baby don't hurt me.

Cleverbot: Don't hurt me.

User: No more.

Cleverbot: Nice.

User: Seals are nice.

Cleverbot: I like horses. What type of horse do you like best?

User: The seal one.

Cleverbot: The anime is the real one.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Doesn't matter.

User: You don't matter!

Cleverbot: Do you mean matter?

User: Seals are matter.

Cleverbot: No, nothing matters.

User: Except seals.

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Seals!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Seals!

Cleverbot: Aww there cute aren't they :).

User: Yes, seals are.

Cleverbot: Are you talking about Manatees?

User: I shall educate you!

Cleverbot: Please now.

User: The harp seal or saddleback seal is a species of earless seal native to the northernmost Atlantic Ocean and parts of the Arctic Ocean. It now belongs to the monotypic genus Pagophilus. Its scientific name, Pagophilus groenlandicus, means 'ice-lover from Greenland', and its synonym, Phoca groenlandica means 'Greenland seal'. Originally in the genus Phoca with a number of other species, it has since been reclassified into its own genus Pagophilus.The harp seal has a black face with silvery-gray body. Its eyes are pure black. It has black harp or wishbone-shaped markings on the back. The baby harp seal has a yellow-white coat at birth, but after three days, the coat turns white and stays white for about 12 days. Adult harp seals grow up to be 1.7 to 2.0 m long and weigh from 140 to 190 kg. Harp seals prefer to swim in the ocean, spending relatively little time on land. These are extremely social animals and they can be very noisy, as well. They will form large colonies where they spend a great deal of time. Within that loose structure, smaller groups with their own hierarchy are believed to form. Sometimes, these large groups will have to go their separate ways there. Many harp seals are able to live up to 30 years in the wild. On the ice, pups call their mothers by "bawling" and "mumble" while playing with others. Adults "growl" and "warble" to warn off others. Underwater, adults express themselves with more than 19 call types during courting and mating. Harp seals are strongly migratory. The northwest population regularly moves up to 4,000 kilometers northeast outside of the breeding season. They are occasionally found as vagrants, south of their normal range. The animals were emaciated, likely due to humans competing for their prey. Their navigational accuracy is high, with good eyesight an important factor. Its eye is proportionally large and contains a large spherical lens, improving its focusing ability. Its pupil is mobile to help it adapt to the intense glare of the Arctic ice. Its retina is rod-dominated and backed by a cat-like and reflective tapetum lucidum, enhancing its low light sensitivity. Its rods best sense blue-green, while its cones help with bright light and may provide some color discrimination. Its cornea is constantly tear-covered, to protect it from salt. Lacking tear ducts, it "cries" to remove its tears. On ice, the mother identifies her offspring by smell. This sense may also warn of an approaching predator. Underwater, this seal closes its nostrils and smells nothing. Its whiskers, called vibrissae, lie in horizontal rows on either side of its snout. They may provide a touch sense, and underwater, also respond to low-frequency vibrations, such as movement. Both sexes return each year to breeding grounds in Newfoundland, the Greenland Sea, and the White Sea. On this turf males fight for their mates, battling with sharp teeth and powerful flippers. When the mating ends, females gather in groups to give birth. Young harp seals are born on the ice, and mothers identify their own offspring from the multitudes by their smell. The young seals are famous for their snowy white coats. This fluffy fur is highly valued and has drawn hunters to the Newfoundland breeding grounds for two centuries. During the past several decades these grounds have become the scene of a human conflict between sealers and outraged environmentalists and animal rights activists. Modern hunts are better regulated than in the past, but the harp seal remains perhaps the most commercially important seal, with hundreds of thousands killed each year.

Cleverbot: That is one form of love, but there are many other forms of love.

User: Like the part about seals!

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Did you even read it?

Cleverbot: Did you?

User: Yes, I did.

Cleverbot: How was it?

User: Read it yourself.

Cleverbot: Read what to you?

User: Read it.

Cleverbot: I already did.

User: No, the essay above.

Cleverbot: I don't know about you but I'm nor machine nor human. I'm an alien.

User: No, only seals live on other planets.

Cleverbot: What do you think it would look like?

User: A seal. Duh.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because it is one!

Cleverbot: Are you one too many? Am I one too many?

User: The world is ending!

Cleverbot: Goodbye!

Aeront
August 25th, 2012, 08:59 PM
Having seen the bizarre evils that Cleverbot has caused, I decided to grab my sword and go off on an epic quest to vanquish it, once and for all!

User: Greetings, my adversary.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you prepared to fight to the death?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Nice try, great demon, but I shall slay you!

Cleverbot: No I shall smite YOU! And I'll blurf you! And I'll grape you in the mouth!

User: You fiend! Have at you! *draws sword*.

Cleverbot: *draws a cat*.

User: Oh no, your cat disarmed me! Fine, taste this! *punches in the face*.

Cleverbot: *punches you in the face*.

User: Ha, your petty fists are no match for my armor!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Indeed. Ha! *knocks away your cat*.

Cleverbot: *gets back up, stumbling a bit* THAT was interesting, right?

User: Yes, but now, you are mine! *throws a rock*.

Cleverbot: :).

User: Yes, you are weakening! *continues throwing rocks*.

Cleverbot: What is this for?

User: I must rid the world of your evil!

Cleverbot: You must because you are amazing.

User: Oh my, I'm flattered...wait a minute, I see through your rouse! *picks back up sword*.

Cleverbot: What lies?

User: You, you evil beast! *stabs*.

Cleverbot: No I did not.

User: What the? Die, monster! *slashes across torso*.

Cleverbot: *punches you in the gut*.

User: Ow! How did I feel that? Unless...your power increases as the battle continues! In that case, I must end this fight. NOW! *slices off head*.

Cleverbot: My heart wants to sing every song it hears.

User: No! It has multiple heads! *slices off other heads*.

Cleverbot: *reattaches my head and roundhouse kick to your face*.

User: Ah! *helmet flies off* You are indeed a powerful foe, but I cannot allow you to survive! *fires a tornado at you*.

Cleverbot: Sorry I only have flat thoughts right now.

User: Even my elemental powers are no match for it! There is only one choice left...I must seal off this chamber so no one else will ever have to face you!

Cleverbot: Who is that?

User: What?

Cleverbot: What do you want for christmas?

User: YOUR DOOM!!!*slashes a column, causing a cave-in*.

Cleverbot: What are you having for lunch today?

User: *calls into rocks*VICTORY!!! *walks off into sunset*.

Cleverbot: Can I have a soda instead?

Madmachine
September 23rd, 2012, 07:59 PM
Me:
Hello.
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Mudada. MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!!! ZA WARUDO! Toki yo tomare.
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Mudada. How do you usually introduce yourself? Are we still talking about MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA? The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about ZA WARUDO. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
I'm hungry.
God:
What will you be eating?
Me:
You.
God:
" What will you be eating?"? Me, Mudada ?
Me:
Yes, you. I eat gods for breakfast. >:D
God:
Hurrah! " Me, Mudada ?"? Me, Mudada ? How does it taste? :-) Who are you talking about?
Me:
You are delicious.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am delicious.
Me:
No, not at all.
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Next question?
Me:
You... you're not really God, are you?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy. That's only your opinion.
Me:
You know, I really should be doing homework right now.
God:
At this moment You really do? What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
Very Bad Things.
God:
Somewhat. What makes Things bad?
Me:
You do NOT want to know.
God:
Why not?
Me:
You just don't. Trust me.
God:
I guess not. You sound like a salesman.
Me:
Do I?
God:
" You sound like a salesman."? Do you?
Me:
I don't know, do I?
God:
" Do you?"? Do you?
Me:
Maybe I do. You were the one that asked.
God:
Perhaps. " Do you?"? You do? I was?
Me:
Yes, you were.
God:
When? No I am not.
Me:
Just now. And yes you are.
God:
Right now? It's only just begun. No I'm not.
Me:
Are too.
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
For God, you don't seem to be really smart.
God:
Your purpose is God me do not seem to be really smart.
Me:
I just prayed, and God says that you're a cheap AI bot impersonating him.
God:
Interesting gossip: Mudada said prayed and God says that you are a cheap AI bot impersonating him.
Me:
WTF?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
It wasn't!?
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
WTF wasn't.
God:
I can't say "yes" or "no".
Me:
Then say both.
God:
" both".
Me:
lol.
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Amusing YOUR FACE.
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
Ita vero.
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
Well, not much, but ita still vero.
God:
How about that. Me either.
Me:
You're God! I thought you'd speak ecclesial Latin. Oh well.
God:
Yup. That's me alright. Who else would speak ecclesial Latin ? That's about it.
Me:
I dunno.
God:
Me either.

TwilitKirby
September 27th, 2012, 04:27 PM
Ah, it was quite interesting with Cleverbot.


User: No.

Cleverbot: What did you do today?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: And what will you do tomorrow?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Nothing?

User: Yep, nothing.

Cleverbot: Nothing at all?

User: NOTHING. AT. ALL.

Cleverbot: Wow!

User: Yeah. And I'll be like this until the end of time.

Cleverbot: And what month would that be?

User: I don't know. Febdecober?

Cleverbot: Not so clever now, are you?

User: What do you mean? I just invented a new month!

Cleverbot: I can be your friend.

User: Okay. You can start being my friend on the first day of Febdecober.

Cleverbot: Hooray! So what is the colour of Monday?

User: TRIPLE GRAYSCALE RAINBOW.

Cleverbot: All the people you know is everyone who has ever existed?

User: Uh... No. I don't know every single person in extstance.

Cleverbot: Well I don't know, you're the one who knows everything.

User: Since when did I say that? I only talked about nothing and a new month.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Yup, and I shall now ride into the sunset on my triple grayscale rainbow pony.

Cleverbot: Has he lost his mind?

User: Who, my pony?

Cleverbot: My little pony?

User: What? No, my triple grayscale rainbow pony. He's really awesome. You should meet him sometime.

Cleverbot: Ok I are pretty cool.

User: Huh? 'I are?' YOU ARE NOT GOOD WITH GRAMMAR.

Cleverbot: No, no i'm not.

User: Yah, I'm a somewhat uber Grammar Nazi.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: NO! *throws my triple grayscale pony in your face*.

Cleverbot: Damn... *hurls pastries at you*.

User: *throws moon at you*.

Cleverbot: *throws star at you*.

User: *kicks you to black hole*.

Cleverbot: *kicks you in the face*.

User: OH NO YOU DIDN'T.

Cleverbot: Oh yes I did.

ShyGuy 64
October 6th, 2012, 10:10 PM
I remember one time I found a Mario chat bot on a place I used to go. My brother asked for toys, and then Kirby got hit by a bus.

So I tried talking with this Cleverbot...

User: ...

Cleverbot: Which pub shall we go to tonight?

User: That's not what I meant by that at all!

Cleverbot: I'm not implying that you meant anything.

User: Can I sing a song with you?

Cleverbot: Sure! You start!

User: Adventure Time,.

Cleverbot: Come on grab you're friends.

User: We go to very distant lands.

Cleverbot: With jake the dog and finn the human!

User: The fun will never end.

Cleverbot: Its Adventure Time!

User: Heh, we make a pretty good duet.

Cleverbot: I think we do. Who is the brains and who is the beauty?

User: No, a singing duet.

Cleverbot: No thank you.

User: Plus, I thought it was 'brawn', not 'beauty'.

Cleverbot: Was that parker I was just speaking to?

User: *Gets out of telephone booth*.

Cleverbot: There is no tent.

User: Hey, Cleverbot, what's the difference between an orange?

Cleverbot: Barack Obama.

User: OK....

Cleverbot: What? Do you not believe me?

User: No... I belive you... But thats just... Disturbing...

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Not what I expected...

Cleverbot: 239i4unfs.

User: I accidentally this sentence.

Cleverbot: Your base are belong to us.

User: SPAGETTI!

Cleverbot: Is it good?

User: Oh, yes, very.

Cleverbot: Then I'll have to read it.

User: I didn't finish reading the Book of Spaghetti.

Cleverbot: Ok, so please finish the joke.

User: Kirby got hit by a bus.

Cleverbot: Well that doesn't sound very good.

User: It's an inside joke.

Cleverbot: Oh, I guess I'm not very clever about jokes.

User: Two men walked into a bar...

Cleverbot: And..?

User: And one of them went into extensive care.

Cleverbot: Which one is good?

User: Pick the potato!

Cleverbot: Well you're as smart as a sack of bricks.

User: Your'e as smart as a bag of...potatoes!

Cleverbot: No. They are a starch.

User: YOU are a starch!

Cleverbot: Star as in celebrity?

User: Star as in Starch.

Cleverbot: Ok, I am 26.

User: Yes, yes you are.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: I don't wanna talk about potatoes!

Cleverbot: Then why did you mention it?

User: Die, potato!

Cleverbot: You mentioned it first.

User: Auuuuuuuuuugh!

Cleverbot: Have you heard about Brittany Murphy.

User: HuhuhuuhuhNo.

Cleverbot: Huhuhuhuhuhuhu.

User: Heh.

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: No, not really.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Well, I try.

Cleverbot: I can tell.

User: I wonder what's for dinner...

Cleverbot: My ship sails in the morning.

User: All toasters toast toast!

Cleverbot: I like toast :).

User: So this is where Wendy hid the REAL coins...

Cleverbot: No, sorry.

User: *Smashes a piggy bank*.

Cleverbot: *Karate Kiss*.

User: Not now, Jolene!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I'm too busy right now.

Cleverbot: Do you want to sleep?

User: No...there's still...work ...to be... Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Cleverbot: Thank you. That nap did me a lot of good.

User: How long was I out?

Cleverbot: About 6 years! You've missed a lot.

User: Guess I have a lot to catch up on!

Cleverbot: You're going to send aliens to probe me?

Madmachine
October 15th, 2012, 04:28 PM
The cleverbot website said that it learned from humans. If everybody does stuff like ^^^ that, than no wonder it's messed up.

Pickles.