Tuesday, October 27 — 1:00 AM

It kind of weirds me out when animals TO animals exist in a world where animals are more like people than animals. …Let me try that again.

Fish are clearly inferior to other species in Animal Crossing. At best, they’re hooked by bait and kept in captivity by a talkative owl to be gawked at by passers-by. At worst, they’re sold for who knows what purpose, or apparently eaten by a hungry walrus.

It’s also now apparent to me how much BitF Dedede looks like a fish.

-By Matthew